The late afternoon sun was slanting through the bedroom windows, casting their bodies in a golden glow when the grumbling of an empty stomach and the insistent pressure of an over full bladder roused Hunter from his contented slumber. He awoke to find Miranda wrapped around him like a boa constrictor, and though he was loath to awaken her, he knew he needed a bathroom and then some food, pronto. He moved as slowly as he could, trying to slip out from under her arms and legs, but each movement caused her to squirm a little closer, hold on a little tighter. Finally, he realized he was going to have to wake her to get away from her. "Miranda," he said softly, so as not to startle her away. "Miranda, honey, you have to wake up now." Her only response was to mutter something unintelligible and snuggle closer, burying her nose in his neck. He gave her shoulder a little shake and spoke a bit louder. "Miranda, wake up."
"Hmmm?" she murmured.
"Come on, all the way awake, baby."
Her eyes fluttered open, and she gave him a sleepy, provocative smile. "Hi."
"Hi. You've got to let me go now."
Her eyes closed again. "Don't wanna let go. Wanna hold on forever. Like it here..." He could tell she was still half asleep and about to doze off again.
"Be that as it may, babe, I have to go to the bathroom very, very badly. You have to let go." Something of his desperation must have gotten through to her because she roused enough to untangle her arms and legs from his. The moment he was free, he dashed across the room and into the bathroom.
When he emerged a few moments later, Miranda had wrapped herself around his pillow the way she'd been wrapped around him. What a snuggler she is, he thought with a grin. With an amused shake of his head, he padded naked out to his kitchen to find something to eat. His stomach was letting him know in no uncertain terms that it was not happy with him for not having eaten anything since the night before.
His choice of food was abysmal. Three bags of microwave popcorn, a half full bottle of imitation bacon bits, four cans of mystery vegetable, a two month old box of corn flakes and eight of those little packages of sweet and sour sauce from a fast food restaurant shared space in his cabinets with his collection of chipped cups and plates. The 'fridge held a Styrofoam take home container full of fried rice and sesame chicken from the Chinese restaurant down the street, one semi-wilted head of lettuce and three very wilted carrots, a gallon of milk three days past it's expiration date. With a groan he reached for the door to the freezer and peaked in. Oh, man! He slammed the door shut just as he heard Miranda walk into the kitchen. He gave her a tight smile that she didn't seem to notice as she peaked around his shoulder in to the still open refrigerator. "Oh, brother! I think you need a HazMat Team in here to clean that out," she said with a giggle. When he didn't laugh along with her, she looked up and noticed his hand was pressed firmly against the door to the freezer. "Okay, whatcha got in there that you're trying to hide from me?" She batted at his hand and tussled with him for a minute before pulling him away and opening the freezer.
And started to giggle.
"What? You afraid you're going to hurt my feelings because you have a box of fish sticks in your freezer?" Hunter turned bright red. Yes, that's exactly what he'd thought. He watched as she tossed the box, which appeared to be the only edible food in the apartment on to the counter, and then slipped her arms around his neck. "Hunter, I'm not actually a fish. You don't have to worry that one of my cousins might be in that box." She giggled again as he went from bright red to a delightful shade of green. Gripping his shoulders, she gave him a shake. "Snap out of it, man!" she said cheekily. "I'm not going to bore you with all the anatomical and genetic details. Just trust me when I say your love of the catch of the day is safe."
"I don't think I'm particularly hungry anymore," he muttered, embarrassed by his reaction to the fish sticks. A sudden loud gurgle from the vicinity of his stomach belied that statement though.
"Liar." He watched as Miranda dug through his cabinets until she found a cookie sheet and dumped the half full box of fish sticks onto it. As soon as she had stuck the pan into the oven, she turned and sauntered over to him. He all but jumped out of his skin when she reached out and grabbed him by the crotch. "I'm not finished with you yet, Hunter. We gotta get some fuel into you so we can pick up where we left off." Before he could respond to her sudden grope, she gave him a swat on the butt. "Go hop in the shower and clean up."
Blankly, he did as he was told.
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Standing naked under the hot, stinging spray of the shower helped Hunter feel a bit more level. Miranda had blown all his circuits from the moment he first lay eyes on her. There was something about her--something more than just the fact that she wasn't exactly your everyday, average drop-dead-gorgeous woman. He felt connected to her somehow.