Irina frowned in deep concentration as she worked the cotton bud into the fine detailing of the wooden bedpost. It was made of mahogany and required regular polishing with specialist wood polish to keep the wood looking its best. One of the tourists who'd been in here earlier had knocked against it and the metal buckle of her bag had left a scratch in the surface, which she had luckily managed to buff away. Irina hated to see such a beautiful antique despoiled in any way, and took immense pride in keeping this grand old house spotless.
As so often happened in this room, she felt a slight coldness and a prickle on the back of her neck. There were plenty of stories about Langton Manor being haunted -- but she did not believe in ghosts and therefore didn't put it down to anything other than the slight draught from the latticed windows. She shivered a little, but did not stop her work.
The being that was watching her, and had gently toyed with the soft wisps of hair that always escaped from her otherwise immaculately tidy hair, knew better. He knew that ghosts existed because he was one -- and he was determined to get the beautiful twenty-eight-year-old housekeeper to acknowledge his presence. For although he no longer had a body, he still had all the desires and emotions one normally associated with a living man. Uninhibited as he was by the usual barriers that prevented people from seeing each other's true feelings, he could sense her loneliness as tangibly as if it was a person in its own right. He could also see her generosity, her extraordinary courage, and her enormous capacity for love -- for these were spiritual traits and as a spirit himself he could see these as no living person ever could.
"I am here, Irina," he said softly into her pretty little ear. "I think you know it, but will not allow yourself to feel it."
That draught really was getting irritating, thought Irina, rubbing her ear. And it seemed to be coming from all over the place lately. She would have to have a word with the janitor about the heating. Perhaps it was on the blink again.
The ghost reached out what he still thought of as his hand, and touched her face, moving his fingertips over her lusciously tempting pink lips, prompting her to bite her bottom lip with perfect white teeth. She looked a little nervous. So she was aware of him! Triumphantly, he lowered his head and kissed her. Even though he no longer had skin, he could still sense her warmth, coursing around him like the blood that had once flowed through his body. He wrapped his incorporeal arms around her waist and tried to pull her closer to him, but his hands passed through her just as he had thought to have got the hang of it -- and she gave a cry of alarm, backing away and crashing into the dressing-table.
"I am sorry!" he cried, in a voice she had no way of hearing. "I didn't mean to frighten you."
But she had run out of the room, slamming the heavy oak door behind her. Frustrated, he tried to pick up something from the floor and hurl it across the room -- but again his hand passed straight through the object. He had practised and practised, managing at various times to ruffle the curtains and even to push the mirror back a little on its stand -- and now, because he had been impetuous and stupid, he had lost the ability again. Damn his recklessness!
He realised them what the object was. It was the cotton bud she had been using to polish the bedpost. She always kept his room looking so immaculate. As a man he had been too preoccupied with more hedonistic concerns to pay much heed to the state of his house, but now he felt a deep appreciation for the care she took over her work. Perhaps he could make it up to her. With the grim patience it had taken death to instil in him, he focused his efforts on the little stick.
***
"This is Lord Langton's bedroom," said Irina to the small group of tourists, unlocking the door with one of the many keys she kept on her person. She felt a moment's hesitation as she stepped through the doorway, but chided herself for being so silly. There was probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for that odd sensation she had experienced last week. She'd had a headache when she woke up that morning, so perhaps she was sickening for the flu or something.
She took a moment to thank God that she had been born in the twentieth century, where she would never suffer an illness so terrible and a death so painful as the one she spoke of, three times a day during the spring and summer months, to various groups of strangers.
"And that bed," she said, "is where Lord James Langton died in 1782, at the tender age of thirty-three. He caught diphtheria -- and, of course, back then there were no vaccines or antibiotics to save him."
She always said this, thought Lord Langton's ghost. What were these things she spoke of? It sounded as though diphtheria was no longer a killer disease. He had so much he wanted to ask Irina about the world she lived in. One of the tourists had left a newspaper in here once, he knew not how long ago now; the date on it had been May 6th 2010. 228 years after his death, give or take a few months. And yet time did not seem to pass in the same way as it once had. He could have found out he'd been here only a year and it would have seemed no more or less extraordinary.
"He was engaged to be married at the time," she said. "And because he never produced an heir, the estate passed to his younger brother Thomas. There were those who said that it was better this way as, in many ways, Thomas was the responsible one of the pair. James Langton liked to enjoy life -- lots of women and parties -- and was very bad at managing money. Although it is said that he would give his last farthing to anyone, and in fact he always gave extravagant gifts to the servants at Christmas. On one occasion he was known to give a scullery-maid a year's salary as a gift."
A slight smile flickered over her face as she said this. She had read and heard a lot of stories of the wild young baron and his many escapades, and she did not doubt that the maid had earned the money in some disreputable way! She had built up quite a picture in her mind of him as a person and although she had no way of basing her opinion on true knowledge of him, she had grown quite fond of him. He struck her as being like an overgrown schoolboy, always getting into scrapes and then invariably charming his way out of them. And, of course, his portrait in the gallery downstairs was a very handsome one. She often spent time studying it whilst cleaning, taking in the tousled dark-brown hair, the mischievous twinkle in the brown eyes, the sturdy physique and the flamboyant dress sense -- and knew that if she had been that scullery-maid, she would have succumbed to his charms as well.
This thought gave her a restless feeling between her thighs. How long had it been, now, since she'd had a boyfriend -- even a casual one? Over a year, for certain. It wasn't that she couldn't attract men; she had the tall, slender figure and porcelain-doll beauty so characteristic of Russian women and, knowing British men as she did after eight years of living here, she knew she could go out and get laid this very night if she wanted to. But she wanted something more than just a quick fumble based on physical attraction. Not a relationship, exactly -- she'd been turned off that idea by her ex. Something between a relationship and a one-night stand; something with a bit of depth, but not too much commitment. Perhaps a 'fuck-buddy', as her friend Emma called it. And yet British men all seemed to want either eternal devotion or a brief encounter. It was too annoying!
She finished talking about the various items of furniture and their history, and then instructed the tourists to step out into the hall where she would lead them towards the servants' quarters. As she went to follow them, she felt something brush her hand. Startled, she spun around. There was no-one there -- but suddenly she was holding a cotton bud. The one she had been using to polish the mahogany detailing a week earlier.