This story is a little hardcore, and is my first entry onto Literotica.com. So I hope you all enjoy, as I have been reading a lot of stories from authors from this website for years. I thought now would be a good time to throw some of my work down, and see how you guys like it.
All Names And Locations Are Purely Coincidental, And In No Way Connected In Any Actual Place or Person's, Living or Dead. All characters are 18 years or older, in this work of Fiction.
DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE! it is dangerous, in case you didn't know.
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PART ONE
There is a Bar called "Satan's Butthole", and that's pretty much what it is. A little off-the-main-street bar, in the middle of town.
I ended up there one night, after losing my job at a very prestigious computer software development company. The boss was apparently furious as to why I uploaded photo edited pictures of his 19-year old, hot as hell daughter on the internet, with a monster of a dick inside of her, far enough to see the bulge of the head poking the skin of her stomach. I did it in retaliation of him giving me the weekend off that Friday morning, then 10 minutes before I clocked out, asked me to spend the weekend on some new codes for the upcoming program we had coming up. I only did it to kinda get my jollies off the next few days, till I found something else to intrigue me on Literotica. Obviously his shit-canning me when he found the picture on the network server ( I forgot to transfer it from the work computer, and onto my personal laptop), was him not being too happy about the notion. Any who, after it was said and done, I was driving home and decided to spend a few hours at a bar to get the edge off.
I drove around for about 30 minutes trying to find one that enticed me, when I noticed the crooked little roof, and odd red and yellow lighting of the "Satan's Butthole", with a sign hanging just above the closed door showing a picture of a devil bending over, and showing his asshole.
"What the fuck? I've never seen this place before, and I've driven this road hundreds of times" I thought.
I parked my Camaro, and got out, stretching a little as I checked this little hole in the wall of a place out. It stuck out like a sore thumb of society, with it's red and yellow lighting, to the iron barred windows. It was about the size of a small two story house, painted in a baby barf green chipped paint. The sign above the door showing a devil presenting his derriere for all to see was a bit funny. I walked towards the entrance, thinking to myself that the place seemed to fit the name, and it was a bar I've never been to, so I might have a chance at meeting some new ladies.
I am not what most would call "hot", or "dreamy" in any sense of the word, I consider myself as an "not hot, but I'd still do him" type of guy. I am just a mere 5 foot 7 inches tall, short, dark brown hair that falls forward towards my face. Not fat, about 165lbs, wearing black slacks and a business shirt, with an over-shirt featuring penguins on it. (Hey, easy on the comments, it's my favorite shirt.)
A little history before we head in; Name's Joe Warren, I am 27 years old, single now, I was married for about 2 years, till my wife couldn't cope with my dick anymore. Not that I'm huge, just average, I guess at 5.5 inches. She got upset cause I kept on cumming about 20 minutes in right about when she would say "I'm almost there!" But things dwindled down to where she would only get off on big ass dildos that I bought her, to spice things up. Eventually, it got to the point of her just saying, "Why have sex with you? You don't get me off like these motherfuckers can right here!" As she would hold up the massive 13 inch and 12 inch dildos I bought her the previous weekend. I will admit, it hurt a bit, being treated poorly just because my dick didn't compare to things that were made of rubber. So anyways, she left me for an apparently hung dude, and smeared it in my face when I (later found out she sucked him off in the car before hand) came home early one day to surprise her, and she and him were packing his stuff up, and his bulge through his pants was MASSIVE. Even I whistled to myself, after seeing that thing. Hanging limply down his leg, it almost reached his knee. She left me, and that's when depression, and drinking and having an apparent Big Dick Envy, which caused me to lose my job. That's when we end up in the bar.
I walked through the rusty little door, and to my amazement, it was quite lush on the inside. Comfortable looking couches on the left side wall with some people on them just kinda sitting there, out of it.
"Probably drugs, who knows." I thought.
A jukebox on the right wall, looked like it was from the 60's was there blaring out some Charlie Daniels. A bar directly in front of me with the bartender handing a lady a drink, and she chugged it down and asked for another.
I walked up to the bar and sat down on a bar stool, giving it that little twisty motion all people do to have fun in a spinning chair.
"Hey there, haven't seen you in here before, What'll it be?" said the Bartender.
"I'll have a Bloody Mary please, and this fine little lady's drinks for the rest of the night are on me." I exclaimed, winking at her.
When I winked at her, I asked her what her drink of choice was.
"Gin and tonic" she said, winking back at me.
That's when I really looked at her.
"What the hell is a hot ass chick like you doing in a bar like this? No offense." I said to the bartender, who was glaring at me with one eye over her shoulder giving me a stink eye as she poured my drink.
This girl was the hottest girl I have ever seen. What I saw was a 5 foot 4 inch tall goddess. Fire engine red hair, that flowed down a little past her shoulders. Curling a bit inwards at the tips, which I have always found to be sexy. Next thing I noticed was her face. It was pristine! Flawless skin, and deep watery blue eyes. A little pointed nose, that led down to the prettiest set of full, red lipsticked lips. Seeing her face put my dick in a very uncomfortable position in my slacks; he wanted out, badly. She was wearing a figure hugging, all black dress that looked like it was made out of raw silk. I wanted to touch it to see if it felt as smooth as I thought it was. Inside of that tight little dress were these tits out of a fucking magazine and they bounced and wiggled just right whenever she moved. They had to be about a 36C, and they just fit so well with her petite figure. Her legs came out of it just above mid-thigh, and they looked as silky smooth as her face was. I guess I was staring at her for longer than I thought, cause then I heard the clink of the glass touching down on the counter.
She was staring at me as well, I think she was sizing me up or something, cause she just kept looking me up and down, as she answered,
"Not much, just came to my usual place to get my usual drink then to head back home. Name's Mary."
"Joe. Nice to meet you. Damn, you usually come here? Honestly, this is the first time I've ever seen this place, and I've lived here for years. But if I knew you were here, I would have found this place a hell of a lot sooner."
She giggled at that, the cutest hearty laugh I've ever heard.
"So what brings you to "Satan's Butthole" tonight?" she asked, smiling.
"Well might as well have a little fun, maybe a little truth will help me with her," I thought.
"Well, I just got fired, My boss found a picture he wasn't supposed to see, and he got all butt hurt, and fired my ass. My wife left me 4 months ago, for um, personal reasons." I said. She kinda gave a sad face at that "I'm sorry." Before that, she smiled throughout what I told her about my boss.
"I figured I'd might as well have a good night and have a few drinks, before I have to head home, get my shit together and try to make another program that can compete with what I was working on at my company."
"What was the picture of, if you don't mind me asking?" she asked, with her head tilting a little bit while she asked.
"Well I was browsing around on the company's main server, and I just happened to find a folder named 'Family Photos' and I decided to look around. It wasn't until I saw my boss that I knew it was actually his computer's files. Then I saw his daughter in a different photo. I decided to do a little photo-editing to make her look a bit, uh, different so to speak.
"Ooo, bad boy, aren't you?" she said.
"Honey, you have no idea. Hahaha" I said, chuckling.
The next few hours were a blur as we sat there, talking about our pasts, what fun things we did when we were younger. Turns out she was 27 as well, which was awesome. We just sat there talking, and getting a little drunker after each drink. I made some moves, like putting my hand onto her thigh, whenever she said something funny, like I was using her sexy, smooth-as-a baby's-butt thigh from not falling off my bar stool. She got some moves off as well, like throwing out her chest a bit, and touching my arm with the tip of one of her nipples. Placing her hand on top of mine while she looked into my eyes. Man her eyes were deep pools of sapphires that I could jump into and never leave. I leaned in a little bit, and then...
Meanwhile, the bartender shooed out the few people that were on the couch, and came back up to the bar and told us,