a cat.
Or the other way around. Care to explain?"
"I..." He really can't. "I'm sorry, but it's... sensitive?"
"The word sensitive should only be used in commercials for toiletry. If I didn't know any better I would think..."
Alex slowly blinks at the librarian while she tells him what she would think.
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Mimi is alone in Alex's flat. Oh wait. She has to train her cat mind sometimes, to prevent it from slipping too much into humanness. She means
her
flat of course, where the human that she has trained to feed her also lives. She hadn't really expected him to be gone researching bicycle stuff for three whole days. But then again, it's a good thing that he takes it seriously. That bike really needs some TLC and who knows, maybe there will be... other effects.
The first two times he was gone, Mimi did what cats do when they're home alone. Nothing. No. Thing. As you should, as a cat. But this time the thought got stuck in her head that since Alex isn't here to watch her, she could sneak around. To find secrets. Okay, the most likely candidate for a secret to find out about a guy is 'which porn does he watch?'. But since Mimi already has an in depth knowledge on Alex's porn preferences that one is out. She stalks around the flat. If the bike wouldn't be in the way you could stalk around it in about eleven paces. Now it takes thirteen. It doesn't take Mimi long to see everything there is to see that isn't locked. No secrets are revealed. Under his bed, a place Mimi will never visit again, are no piles of embarrassing magazines or childish legos. Only dirt and used napkins. For sperm, of course. So, nothing weird or unexpected. Still, her heart rate is up and there is this weird tension in her stomach. Like, what if she
did
find that he had a weird hobby, like knitting nazi flags or whatever?
Which brings Mimi back to the one place that
is
locked. The bottom drawer of the closet that holds his socks and underwear. There is probably nothing interesting in there, but it just seems to be mocking her. She crouches in front of it and tries a standard cat technique. Staring at it angrily and without blinking in the hope that this will lure the contents out, so she can strike them with her paw.
No luck.
Mimi opens the drawer above the locked one. The second one, so to speak. Annoying but true; this means that you could look into the bottom drawer from above it, but only if you can take the entire second drawer out. Which you can't. So now the second drawer blocks Mimi's view into the locked drawer. Ugh. Opening the drawer above that, the third one, doesn't solve anything either. This yields the same result, except higher. Which means you still can't see anything, but wouldn't have to crouch so low to be able to not see anything. This gives Mimi an idea. She opens the second and third drawer and empties the third one out. Which, incidentally, holds his boxershorts. There is a going through your sister's panty drawer crossdresser joke in there somewhere, but Mimi is too excited to bother.
Mimi is
quite
flexible. A lot more flexible than most humans. Eat this, furniture designer. She sticks her head inside drawer number three and pushes herself forward...
Oops, boobs too big. She now has to grab both her boobs and deposit them both
inside Alex's underwear drawer
, which incidentally fills the entire drawer, them being, em, large. And this all means she can now get her nose just over the back end of that drawer...
Arms are in the way. Bottom of drawer number four is in the way. Ears get stuck between drawer four and three...
After several tries Mimi has found a working order that ends up with her head and one arm behind drawer three, her boobs in drawer three, one arm outside to operate drawer four and a line of sight into drawer one.
As it turns out, Mimi's boobs have
excellent
light blocking capabilities. And that on top of them being so sexy. Of course, cats have great night vision, but for going through someone's stuff in near perfect darkness they still lack that last bit of punch.
Fuck this. Mimi is on a mission and nothing will stand in her way. Not even a lack of...
Aha! The flashlight! After a messy exit and a very structured re-entry Mimi now has two arms, one holding a flashlight, and her head in the confines of Alex's closet. She can shine her flashlight into drawer number one and see what's in there.
Bingo! The drawer is chock full of papers, pictures and children's stuff. For instance, a little box with teeth in it. Yuk. Here, in the light of Alex's own, em, flashlight, his secret and hopefully embarrassing history will be brought to, em, light! In a flash. Jeez Mimi, that one needs improvement.
There is old school stuff. A diploma. Oh, and apparently Alex can swim... Being able to read is a good thing. Here are some letters with official stuff on it, boring...
Mimi's bent over position is not the most comfortable for snooping. Haha, this must be Alex and his brother, Dan. They look so young! Oh, and these are... those must be his parents. Who are dead. Right. Mimi stares at the faces for a while. She has no idea if she herself ever had parents. Owners, yes. But no parents, at least, that she knows of. So, she doesn't know what it's like to lose them either. But Alex does. He's still hurting. Mimi knows this, but Alex doesn't know that she knows. It's his breathing. It's so loud, that every hitch, held breath and soft sigh is obvious to her. She can hear his heartbeat most of the time. His emotions are no secret to Mimi. He has so much of them too. At first look he seems impassive, but there is a lot going on under the surface. Mostly sex related, but still.
A picture shows the whole family of four. They look happy. Alex was a cute kid.
And here is a picture of his school class. A younger Alex is in the picture, surrounded by boys of his age. They have their arms around each other and laugh about something. A group of boisterous school boys, with Alex right in the middle. The girls in the picture look a little annoyed.
All of a sudden it's too confined there. Too stuffy. Too many pictures of happy humans, too many old friends that, as it turns out, Alex has, and parents that he no longer has. Mimi pulls her head out of... em. Oh no.
With both of her arms inside of the closet, drawer four has lodged itself stuck between Mimi's shoulder blades and her head, and drawer two is stuck, no, hang on. It's drawer three that is stuck...
Sigh. Everything is stuck. Mimi has lost count of only four drawers. She will never become an accountant, which is bad. Even worse is the fact that she is hopelessly stuck with her head in the closet. When Alex comes home she will be super busted for snooping and going through his private stuff. And she has to rely on him to get her out. Also, how long until he gets back?
This is going to take a while. Cats are very patient creatures, but waiting for hours standing up, bent downward with your head and arms in a drawer could get uncomfortable. Maybe she should start reading that boring looking official thingy right here.
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Alex takes the stairs two steps at a time. He really wants to tell Mimi about his conversation with the librarian, but he kind of gets it if Mimi is apprehensive. She is scared of people and, let's face it, she has a point. He opens the door. That's weird. Yesterday and the day before she came to nuzzle his legs immediately. Like a... cat, so to speak. That she is of course. But not now, where is she? Luckily his place is so small that he finds out almost immediately that she has not fled out of the window. Instead she is, em...
Wow. That is one fine ass. Fuck, that tail never ceases to turn him on. Oh wait no, he means, that is one lady in dire need of help. And why is his underwear on the bed? Where is the top half of his cat? It's all very confusing.
Alex takes one step closer to Mimi's butt, that is naked, fucking hot, and sticking out of a closet. The closer he gets, the more it hits him that that gorgeous tushy is at perfect dick height... and helplessly stuck...
Alex's hand automatically reaches out to grab that booty, but he holds back at the last moment. This is the ultimate test of character! He must be strong and not take advantage! He can't help sneaking a look at those sweet pussy lips though. Do they look a little moist or is that his imagination?
"Mimi?"
"Hmwwm!"
Her head appears to be... there. But something is blocking the sound of her voice.
"Hhmwamamw hmwmwm, pwm dwm dw pawamanmmm!"
Alex gets on his knees and presses his ear against the side of the closet. "Come again?"
Now he can hear her talking in there. "Anonymous burglar, please don't take advantage of this defenseless damsel in distress!"
Oh! Em, right... Alex really wants to take advantage. And, it would seem that this is a roleplay, so... that makes it okay, right? He talks back to the side of the closet. "Mimi, it's me, Alex."
"Don't ruin it! You're a stranger who is going to shamelessly grab my helpless ass and stick your co... oh fuck."
She wiggles her legs. There is a hissing sound. And... oh yep, that is a bit of pee.
