(This story crosses quite a few categories. Sorry about that. It's basically about non-human activities, but it also has bisexual elements, and non-consent elements because that's how my imagination works. Just don't claim you weren't warned, and please: enjoy. Mwah.)
*
I took the job because there were so few other jobs going, and this one sounded interesting.
It was basically a security guard position, But it offered on the job training (which was just as well, since I'd never worked as a security guard) and it had some slightly unusual wording.
'Must be prepared for the unexpected. Physical fitness important but mental resilience even more so.'
I had had a great education, but there were no jobs that needed my skills, because employers didn't want intelligent and educated employees. The only jobs around were ones where you slotted into an existing position and did it until somebody somewhere designed an AI that could do it for you.
I applied, and got the interview. At the interview they asked a lot of questions which people normally don't ask, about things like my political beliefs and my sexuality. I got the impression that they wanted to weed out the kind of person who was offended at such questions.
I told them I was straight.
After the interview, it was weeks before I heard from them, and then it was a provisional offer, contingent on my passing a series of screening checks. Well, I'd never broken the law and had nothing in my past to be ashamed of.
At last, I got the phone call. A permanent contract, with health benefits, in this economic climate.
I said yes.
You can decide for yourselves whether or not that was a good idea.
*
The job was in a secure facility on the edge of the city. I had to get the bus out there.
Once I reported at reception, I was led off by a burly guard to 'orientation'. I thought that this might involve lectures or video lessons or something, but they told me that that would come later.
A guy with a tape measure measured me and took my shoe size, and then he disappeared and came back with some clothes, sealed in plastic, and an empty plastic bag. There was a key on the top.
'Go in there,' he said, pointing to an open door that led to a corridor, 'and find the locker room. Then remove all your clothes, place them in the plastic bag, and shower. When you are showered, put on the uniform. Do not use your own underwear. Underwear has been provided for you. Place your own clothes in the plastic bag, then come back here and give me the bag with your own clothes.'
'I can't wear any of my own clothes at work?'
'You can't wear any of your own clothes at work.'
'Why not?'
'This is a very secure facility,' he said and stared at me.
I did as I was told. I went to the locker room, stripped off, put my clothes in the empty bag, then put the bag with my clothes and the uniform in a locker. The key was on a chain, which I put around my neck.
There was nobody else around, so it wasn't exactly embarrassing to walk naked to the showers and get myself clean, but I couldn't help noticing that the ceilings of the locker room were studded with cameras, and that stung me. Somebody was probably spying on me.
Then it occurred to me that everyone presumably got spied on. I decided that it was just one of those things about the job that I'd have to get used to.
When I was clean, I walked quickly back to the locker, dripping and shivering. There was a towel inside one of the packets, and I dried off. Then I put on the rather cheap underwear and the uniform shirt, pants and shoes. There was definitely nothing luxurious about the uniform. It looked like they bought them in bulk. Probably in batches of ten thousand.
Having delivered my clothes back to the clothes guy, I was taken off and sat in a room with a computer and made to watch several videos about company policy and answer questions about them. That lasted for about two hours, and then it was lunchtime.
After that, they put me in a room on my own, and told me to wait.
I sat there for something like three hours. I didn't have my phone, so I couldn't read anything or do anything. There were no books or pamphlets. Just a room with a few chairs, and a clock on the wall, and me, and some high windows through which I could see nothing except sky.
As soon as the clock turned five p.m., the door opened and a youngish woman in a white coat came in.
'Hello,' she said, politely but without much warmth. 'Thanks very much. You're finished for the day.'
'That's it?'
'Yes. Please shower and then return your uniform to the desk on your way out.'
She was about my height, handsome, athletic-looking, with a mop of auburn hair. Her name badge said DR. KRISTIN RHODES.
'Okay,' I said, feeling puzzled. I went out, followed the signs to the showers, which were again mysteriously empty.
Presumably this company employed a lot of people, and five o'clock was going home time, so why wasn't everyone having to shower and change out of their uniform?
I stripped off, showered, changed back into my street clothes, handed back my uniform at the desk and went home.
*
The first week in the job was very much like that first afternoon.
I spent my time sitting in rooms, doing nothing. It was boring, but more than that, it was inexplicable. What was I being paid to do, exactly? I was supposed to be a security guard, yet I didn't seem to be guarding anything.
Then it all changed.
*
I came in one morning, showered, uniformed up, and then as I left the shower area I was met by Dr. Rhodes and two other women.
One was another guard, like me, about my age. She had blonde hair tied behind her head in a neat bun, a cute face with a little snub nose, looked very fit, and even the nondescript uniform couldn't hide the fact that she was ripped. Her nametag said KELLY HART. She didn't so much as look at me.
The other was a small young woman with a black ponytail and nerd glasses, also wearing a white coat. Her nametag said DR. REBECCA MURDOCH. She was clutching a clipboard.
'Today is a little bit different,' Dr Rhodes informed me. 'Today you'll be doing some actual guarding. How are you?'
'Good, thanks,' I said.
'Good,' she said, 'because we'll need you to be on your toes. The asset you'll be guarding can be a bit difficult.'
'What is it?'
'You don't really need to know that,' she said with a friendly smile.
'Oh,' I said. I glanced at Kelly Hart, who looked faintly irritated.
We walked for a long time and took two lifts, until finally we were in a long corridor. We went down it and then stopped at a door. Dr Rhodes unlocked it and we entered an anteroom. It contained a desk with a computer, and there were a number of screens showing what looked like CCTV feed.
'You will be guarding the asset in the next room,' Dr Rhodes said. 'Kelly will be in here, keeping an eye on things. If there is dire emergency, hit the red button and Kelly will come in to give you support, but only if it seems like something life-threatening is about to happen. Is that clear? Anything less than that is not cause for the red button.'
My mouth went dry. I swallowed and nodded. I glanced at Dr Murdoch, who seemed to be avoiding my gaze. Kelly Hart was looking at me, unsmiling, with the air of someone who was being made to mind a child when she'd rather be fighting crime.
'Very good,' Dr Rhodes said. 'I leave you in Kelly's hands.'
She and Dr Murdoch left. Kelly squared her shoulders and looked me in the eye.
'The asset will want to engage with you,' she said. 'You can let it, but don't encourage it, yeah? Whatever it wants, tell it it can't have it. That's the important thing. You've got to keep saying no to it.'
'What is it?' I said. 'What is this place? What am I guarding? What's in there?'
'It's not really my business, yeah?' she said. 'Which means it's not yours, neither. I'm just telling you what the guidelines are.'
She fell silent, and I realised I was expected to go in. I turned and went to the inner door.
Kelly sat down at the desk and pressed a button. The door slid open. There was a further inner door with a window in it. I stepped into the chamber and the door slid shut behind me, then the door before me opened.
It was a long room. The end I was in was lit. But the rest of it was not. The room was mostly in total darkness, except for my end of it.