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The Bad Side

The Bad Side

by amethystmare
19 min read
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This is a short work of erotic fiction containing furry, or anthropomorphic, characters, which are animals that either demonstrate human intelligence or walk on two legs, for the purposes of these tales. It is a thriving and growing fandom in which creators are prevalent in art and writing especially.

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The Bad Side

Sheriff Pinto eyed the desk of paperwork with a scowl, stroking the neckerchief that just wasn't sitting right that day. Her sheriff's badge dug into her chest and the pony sighed again, adjusting its placement against her brown and cream coat - a typical paint with long, white stockings on each leg that drew the eye.

But she didn't want the eye to be drawn to her in her line of work: not unless she was apprehending a criminal, of course. Sometimes, it was hard to be taken seriously as a sheriff, even though she most certainly was not the first mare-sheriff that Appleloosa had had. She wore her neckerchief every day of her work, even though it wasn't strictly work clothing, only removing it once she was back in the comfortable confines of the home she shared with Axel: her husband.

She smiled, sliding her gaze out the window, the sun high in the sky as the day moved by noon. He'd be busy now, on his day off, but he'd be right there waiting for her when she got home, as he always was. The long hours weren't enough to chase him away from her and, truly, she hoped that nothing ever would take him from her heart.

The telegraph machine whirred, clicking and vibrating as it dragged her back to the stark reality of the present, and she cast a sceptical eye over it as the paper reeled out slowly. She almost didn't want to take it (it wasn't as if anything good ever seemed to come through) but she did it all the same and hooked the paper of the telegram in the crook between her hoof and fetlock to read.

Royal Guard of Canterlot.

She frowned. It had the seal. Did they need to state it like that? Wasn't it obvious already? Her back throbbed in a physical reminder of her annoyance and she groaned, twisting lightly one away and then the other to relieve a little of the residual tension there. Darn it, did she need another coffee!

A highly dangerous individual is heading your way: a griffon by the name of Lambard Silentwing. He evaded our grasp in Canterlot and was spotted boarding the train to Appleloosa with no further stops this day, although we are aware that he may disembark earlier than expected.

Griffons, of course, could fly. Another nuance of stating the obvious. But she shouldn't have been so wound up just because the day was dragging on and, well, there was still more to read. Serenity frowned. Annoyingly so. Lambard Silentwing? Just who the hay was that?

This griffon is as large as an average stallion and of a lean build. We are told that his ribs are showing beneath his grey feathers, which are spotted with black streaks. His fur is brown. A scar is his defining feature, cast below his right eye, and should assist in identifying him. We have received intelligence that he has an injured wing, although cannot confirm which wing.

Do not attempt to approach this individual as he will be tried in Canterlot Court for his crimes against ponies and griffons alike. We stress that he is highly dangerous. It is for your own safety that we ask you not to approach this griffon.

We are on our way.

Serenity raised her eyebrows and cast the paper a look even more sceptical than she had the actual machine that had conveyed it to her. Highly dangerous? Did they not think that she didn't deal with highly dangerous criminals in her daily line of work? She knew what she was doing.

Scowling, she rolled her eyes at the machine and pushed the paper to the side, stalking out the door with a sharper edge to her stride, hooves clip-clopping smartly over the bare, wooden floorboards. Who would carpet a sheriff's office anyway? There really was no point. Serenity preferred to be out on the road anyway, doing her job about town, even though the amount of paperwork that seemed to be landing on her desk these days seemed to be doing its very best to chain her to her office.

But she had more important work to do than shuffle papers and Sheriff Pinto bounded outside with lightness in her hooves. If there was any griffon in her Appleloosa, she sure as Tartarus wasn't going to sit around on her behind and wait for him to cause harm or disturbance to her ponies! Or Axel!

Snorting softly, she brushed her forelock out of her eyes, lips softening into a smile. She couldn't imagine any griffon or pony causing Axel any kind of disturbance. He'd be zoned into his own little world while working on his truck, as always, on his day off. Why, she reckoned that a full-on shootout could go on outside his workshop - or even inside it - and he still wouldn't flick a single ear to see what was going on.

He was funny like that.

No! Focus! Serenity shook her head with a grumble and nodded politely to the passing Grandmare Dolly, an old mare with a black and white patched coat that was now greyer than anything else.

"A pleasure to see you out and about again, Grandmare Dolly," Serenity said, tipping her muzzle respectfully. "How's that ol' hip of yours holdin' up after surgery? You had to go up into Canterlot to have them unicorns operate?"

The Grandmare of the town, who was both everyone's Grandmare and no one's at all, at least by blood, smiled and came to a creaky stop, leaning heavily on her walker that helped her keep her forelegs supported and up off the hard, Appleloosa streets. Unfortunately, there was little of a dignified form that could support a dodgy hip but it still helped her get about and take breaks when she could - not that she would let anyone help her, of course. That wouldn't be like Grandmare at all to admit any sense of weakness.

"Yes, young 'un," Grandmare said in her usual, shaky warble, peering at the Sheriff. "It's coming along right nice now, it is. But did I tell you the tale..."

Serenity should have been listening: everypony listened to Grandmare's stories, regardless of how long they went on, but Serenity's eyes had already snapped elsewhere. And that was weird for her, considering that she rather did like Grandmare Dolly's stories. But she'd seen something that made her heart stop, freezing in place as her ears flicked one way and then the other to catch every little sound in the near vicinity.

The griffon. How could he be right there? Blinking several times, Serenity stared at him, his retreating back shuffling through the ground. But, when he turned, she could be sure with that dangling wing and the scar, the tip of the feathers dragging nearly all the way down to the dirt as he traipsed wearily on his way.

The mare tensed, rocking back on her haunches. Grandmare Dolly, completely oblivious, rambled on and on, her gaze hazing over in memory of one thing or another. But Serenity could not listen when she had her quarry right there before her.

She had to get him!

"Hold on' up, Grandmare - I'm gonna have to get back to y'all on that one!"

Leaving a confused elder in her wake, Serenity leapt off the raised steps of the sheriff's department and hurled herself into his wake, clouds of dust following the course of her hooves.

"Halt!"

The griffon barely looked around, flicking his leonine tail as if annoyed at the interruption.

"What's a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?" He grumbled, apparently affecting a tipsy sway. "Something wrong with you ponies? Not seen a griffon before?"

Serenity skidded to a sliding stop beside him, cuffs at the ready.

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"I've seen plenty of griffons in my time, pardner, but I think y'all are one of the ones that I'll be glad to see the back of."

It shouldn't have been so quick - and yet it was. A slight scuffle was all there was but, truly, the griffon seemed to use flight as his main method of escape and evasion and that wasn't much good with a broken wing. He swore and fought like a demon though as she cuffed him, clocking him accidentally with a hock as she pinned him down, locking him up as quick as anypony could like. Muttering under her breath, her mane a mess, she hefted him up and marched him straight past a slack-jawed Grandmare Dolly - "well, I never!" - and into the Sheriff's department.

"Y'all came to mess with the wrong town," she growled, thrusting him into the holding cell as he struggled. "Y'all can stay cuffed too if you're gonna fight like that! The Canterlot guard will be here soon enough to take you from my sight."

Lambard spat and swore, pacing the cell on his hind legs, one wing dragging. Seating herself at the desk opposite - she thought it would do good to keep an eye on him - Serenity brushed her mane back into place, checking that the badge was still on her neckerchief. She was sweatier than she would have liked after the scuffle, but a shower when she returned home would take care of that.

Sighing, she glanced at the clock. She wouldn't be able to go home until the Royal Canterlot Guard picked him up and who knew just how long that would take.

"You're a fine, young filly now, aren't you?" The griffon crooned, pressing a broken beak up to the bars of the cell. "What's a pretty thing like you doing in this godforsaken ramshackle town?"

Serenity snorted, seating herself at the desk where she could see out the small window. It still had bars across it, as it was overlooking the holding cell, but it was still a little flicker of the outside world that allowed her not to completely disconnect from reality.

"Y'all don't seem drunk anymore now, do you?"

The griffon scoffed.

"Didn't think you'd fall for that..." He smirked, eyes glinting. "You're too smart for that, aren't you?"

"Shut your trap."

"I should compliment you, you know," he said, slumping back as if he was settling down for the long haul. "You saw right through my disguise and captured me. I mean, even with a broken wing, no one has been able to take me down that easily. And, even then, I meant for it to happen."

"I suppose I'll take that a mite graciously and thank you then," Sheriff Pinto said dryly. "But, if y'all will forgive me, I'd rather have some peace and quiet to get all this here paperwork done while I'm stuck babysitting you."

Lambard sat down on his haunches, although it was a difficult position to maintain with his clawed forepaws cuffed behind his back. He watched her as she filed paperwork, frowning at a report left without the correct seal. That was annoying. That meant she had to send it back. The paperwork would all take longer as a result.

The clock ticked on the wall, her only testament to the passing time. It wasn't as if she could see the sun moving across the sun, controlled by Celestia throughout the course of the day.

"It's strange to be here... You know I've never been in Appleloosa before?" He said as if conversationally. "It's a nice town. Kind of. You like it here?"

Serenity sighed.

"Y'all are a talker? I like it well enough."

"You're easy to get talking, my dear. Maybe you just need someone real nice to talk to. How long have you been here?"

Serenity raised an eyebrow.

"What a strange question for a griffon who says they've never been to Appleloosa before. I don't believe that for a second. It's been long enough, feathers, and y'all will let me get on with this if you know what's good for ya."

The griffon chuckled again, feathers ruffling slightly across his shoulders.

"Oh, such a clever one, dear... I do like your style."

Serenity didn't dignify that with an answer, instead focusing on her work. The sooner she got it done, the sooner she'd be able to get back to the more pleasurable side of the daily grind in keeping the streets of Appleloosa clean. Lambard picked at his beak like a stallion may pick at his teeth, a claw digging and scraping out scraps of flesh. Sheriff Pinto tried not to gag.

"Do you know what it's like to see someone take their dying breath?"

Serenity froze.

"What did you just say?"

Lambard chuckled softly, though it was a low, throaty sort of sound that rang with cruelty and not a friendly kind of chuckle in the slightest. Serenity eyed him levelly, taking in the griffon in a new light.

So. He was dangerous. She shrugged. She knew that already. What of it? It would be all the better when she knew he was behind magically reinforced bars. Let the princesses deal with him when he was hauled before them.

"It's a special kind of sound, you know," Lambard went on, linking his claws under his chin. "That death rattle. It comes from a variety of kills too and not just the one, as you may think. Even those poisoned... It's a gargle if you tip poison down their throats but spit bubbling up, frothing at the mouth, ah... There's nothing like it when they let out that last breath that they may have thought would save them and, yet, did nothing for them at all."

Serenity fought down a shiver, refusing to look at the griffon. Let him talk to a stone wall if he so pleased. She would not give him the satisfaction.

"I've done everything you know. Petty crimes got worse as I went along and, you know what, I like it too."

Clenching his paws into fists, the griffon let out a low churr, seeming to vibrate softly. It was all Serenity could do to not hum a tune to herself, mind unwillingly drifting to the last murder case she'd had to take a part in. That had been another less enjoyable part of her work, but not one that, thankfully, she had had to be all that closely involved in.

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"Robbery... Oh, that was an early one, dear, but a good one. Gets you a lot for little risk, you know? No weapons or blood spilt... Real nice and quick jobs too. But it's the murders, oh, the murders..."

She turned away from him, nose wrinkling in distaste as her stomach churned, nausea and bile rising thick and acrid in the back of her throat.

"No one wants to listen to that tail end of a pony coming out of y'all's mouth."

"Oh, but I do... And what do you think you're going to do to stop me from continuing, hm?"

The griffon knew that he had her and chuckled again, the room seeming all too quiet besides his low, conniving tone.

"Slitting a throat... Oh, it's a cop-out, too quick and easy. It's better to draw out a death to see them squirm and writhe in a pool of their own blood, life seeping away from slit wrists or breaking bones, one by one, before driving a claw through their heart."

He held up a forepaw, studying it meticulously. Serenity suppressed a shiver, realising belatedly that one claw was much longer than all the others.

"This one here..." Lambard tapped it for emphasis. "This is the one that is the money-maker, the life-taker. I'll let you kiss it, if you like."

"I'd rather not."

"Suit yourself."

Lambard shrugged, which was a motion a little more difficult than one could expect while in cuffs.

"I was a college student, you know," he continued as if she hadn't said anything to stop him at all. "I was in medical. I was going to be good at it too, studying at the Royal Canterlot University. But, one can't make their way without money, alas, and the debts racked up. I dropped out and turned to a life of crime, although I never paid back those debts. Sad, isn't it?"

Serenity pressed her lips together.

"Sure is."

"You remind me of my last murder victim, you know."

Serenity gasped audibly and his eyes gleamed, the griffon knowing that he had her right where he wanted her to be.

"She was sweet and innocent too, although she had a pale pastel coat. Funny what colours you ponies come in. A sexy mare like yourself though has good, natural griffon colours. You'd be real nice to see squirm...whether it was with a blade in your chest or a -"

"Enough of that!"

Serenity snapped, standing and glaring at him with a look that would have made a stallion scarper for his dam. The griffon was just trying to unnerve her and, gosh darn it, he was succeeding! But she didn't have to let him and neither did she have to humour him any more if she didn't want to. The day would come to an end and then she wouldn't have to think about the vile character for even a second longer.

Reaching back inside a drawer to replace her pen - it wasn't as if she was going to be able to finish her paperwork after that - she cursed lightly under her breath as she dislodged her wedding ring. Most earth ponies just wore a non-piercing ring in their ears but she kept it out during work hours: there was too much risk of it catching and digging or even ripping.

"Oh, is that from your special mare-friend?" He chortled, eyes alight. "I'm sure she's waiting for you... Such a dangerous job for a mare with such nice, plump haunches. That's muscle and not fat, isn't it, my dear? You work hard. You should let a good griffon work hard for you."

"I'm not sure who you're implying is a good griffon then. I've met many and y'all are certainly not one of them."

"Oh, I don't think so..."

He grinned - a smile that would have been toothy if he had any teeth to speak of and not just a beak. The hook to the tip was more than enough to frighten off anyone but Sheriff Pinto held her ground firmly, regardless of how shaken she was. She wasn't a mare to show it in a tremble, but her eyes lost just a little of their hardness, lips pressed together a little too tightly for comfort.

No, he was not the sort of griffon that she would have chosen to consort with, regardless of what he had or had not done. She liked the kindness and sweetness of her lover - and Lambard had it had it all wrong anyway with thinking that she had a mare-friend, although there was, of course, nothing at all wrong with that.

Serenity gave him no reaction, placing the ring back inside the drawer with far more care than it had been jostled forth. But the griffon had pressed forward before the ring disappeared, eyes sparkling although not with any sense of wholesome joy that Serenity would have otherwise expected to see in a much kinder pony or griffon alike. The damage, in fact, had already been done, no matter how quickly she'd returned the ring and hidden it from sight.

Lambard smirked.

"Or maybe..."

She flicked one ear in his direction but otherwise did not give him the satisfaction of a reaction. What had he ever done to earn or deserve such a thing from her? Serenity was almost beginning to regret catching the griffon in the first place, although she knew, in her heart, that it was far better to have him off the streets. She, more so than other ponies, was better equipped to deal with his sordid kind.

"Wait... What is that?" The griffon leaned up against the bars, beaked pressed between them, although he'd already seen what he needed to see with his eagle-sharp vision. "Ah... Axel? Axel is written on the ring?"

Serenity inhaled sharply, although only her nostrils puckered lightly, and he knew that he'd hit home.

"Oh, Axel," he repeated, rapping his tail sharply on the bars. "Well, well, well, my dear, so you have found a stallion, even though I daresay a fine piece of flank like you is all hot an' bothered an' hankering after a slice of griffon-meat still..."

He affected half a Western accent, not really dropping into any particular dialect as he failed to acquire what he wanted, eyebrows waggling in wicked suggestion. There was something far more sinister about the action, however, than all that Serenity had seen from stallions and, yes, mares too, who had propositioned her after a few too many drinks and salt licks had slipped down their aching throats.

"Is he good to you, Sheriff Pinto?" He crooned, tail stroking the bars as if he was imagining it to be her flank. "Does he...satisfy you?"

The sheriff looked down, although it was not a look that meant anything at all besides the sole wish that the griffon stopped talking - immediately.

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