Tauli saw Skip staring at her in terror, and she gave a lopsided and sheepish grin, shivering for a moment. There was a plopping sound and she reverted to her normal form. Wings and tail sucking in, gemstone scales sliding back under her skin as if they'd never been there.
Her eyes brightened, becoming a vibrant purple, and her feelers lowered a little, the strands of pink floating idly. She gave a nervous smile at him, trying not to look around at the chaos she'd caused by blowing out the top deck. Not looking at the broken wood, or fallen and injured.
He stood up slowly, and approached her like she was a wild animal, braced to run or fight. "So... Umm... What was that?"
"Dragonking?" Tauli said nervously, rubbing the back of her neck, "Uh... De humans kinda... Killed his girl. So he done declared dem all fucked. I kinda said I ain't protectin' de bastards in ma territory. Technically it's ma daddy's territory, 'n he goin' be mad 'n shit at ma, but... Dey killed 'is girl."
Skip nodded slowly, "So... You know how you like to run from the town guard? I think we should think about playing that game."
She sighed, and looked down, "Love ta. Can't. I gotta front the idiots 'n clear up all de noise 'n shit. Eugh. I have ta go put on a dress. Look like more 'an a street brat. Probably take a bath, too. Hey! We can take a quick swim. Ya 'n me 'n shit."
"You really want to go swimming with me." Skip said suspisciously.
Tauli grinned at him, and grabbed his wrist, turning to leave the ship. She should have known it wasn't going to be that easy. The owner was standing in the way, surrounded by a small gaggle of tiny and irrelevant people. He was looking... Pissed.
She rubbed one of her cheeks, making it shimmer like a rainbow, "Uh... Hi."
"You." He said with irritation.
Tauli sighed and half-smiled at Skip, "This be Cowan, old lord. Not so much lord, no more. Not since he fucked wit' me grandaddy. Still walkin' round thinking he be one, though."
"He... Owns half the city's underground." Skipper said nervously.
She shrugged, "He be livin' 'cos I be lettin' 'im, Skip. City be mine. Jus' like ya. So, stop ya frettin' 'n shit."
She turned back to the upset lord and smiled at him broadly. The axomander spread her hands, "Assumin' a coupla ya boys be speakin' dragon 'n shit? Ya know what I said. And who I said it to. So... Ya wanna keep on livin' 'n rippin' people off 'n shit? Don't fuck wit' ma."
"Some salamander may have got it into their head that they're going to be a king, that doesn't make them Irrlich-fucking-dan." The human sneered.
Her face instantly fell, "Da fuck ya jus' say?"
Skipper took a step behind her cautiously.
The beggar lord crossed his arms, "Dragons ain't so easy to unite, miss. You broke my boat. So you're going to -"
"I woulda paid for it, 'n shit." Tauli snarled, "But den... Den ya jus' hadta go and fuck with Irrlichdan's name, ya racist motherfucker! He. Was. My. King!"
She struggled to control the rage threatening to spill out of her. Clenching and unclenching her fists, as her chest started to heave. "Apologise, 'n shit... Or I'm gonna fuck ya up. Ya don't... Fuck with... The name! No dragon, no fucking way! But... If ya insult... The dragonking of fucking dragonkings... Ya doom ya fucked soul."
"Irrlichdan is dead." The man sneered, "Even this far from his chosen nest, everyone knows it. Wasn't it a human, who killed him? Didn't he die, just like everyone else?"
Tauli gave a bitter laugh, "Oh, ya stupid. I get it. S'pose I should try and be understandin' 'n shit, then. But I... Am havin' kinda a bad day. Kinda gettin' fuckin' sick of bein' disrespected in ma home. So... Show some."
The man scoffed, "Show respect for a woman who runs around doing nothing? A woman who plays pranks and eats rocks? What exactly is it, that means I should respect you?"
"I play, I do." She nodded tiredly, "'Cos... It's better, dat way. Ya world is jus'... Too small. Too weak. If I fucked around, den everyone end up... Hurt 'n shit. I don't like buryin' ma friends. Ma family. Seen too many go dat way. Me doin' nuttin'... Dats better den me doin' shit."
Cowan looked at her tiredly, "Perhaps it has come to the point in time when even play is too much. The world has grown beyond the need for the salamanders and their legacies. The Three Kingdoms have no need for the three who claim to rule them."
"Mmm... Ya insultin'. Fucker." Tauli nodded and yawned, she looked around the Briney at all the frightened customers, and then she smiled broadly, and glanced back to the man. "Mebe I should say it in human, den? I not be hurtin' against nobody dat lay a hand on human fuckers. Not dis lord, not any. But... Anybody here... Owe da bastard?"
The guards by the lord immediately became less relaxed, and the mood in the ship shifted from confusion and fear, as every customer suddenly started to comprehend the opportunity she was offering them.
She didn't need to give up the life she'd chosen for herself when she decided she wasn't going to rule like a dictator. Being a queen didn't mean fighting every battle for yourself. Often enough, it just meant knowing how greedy the world really was.
She shrugged, "Ya really shouldna insulted Irrlichdan. I forgivin' 'n shit... But I ain't forgivin' dat. Not more'n once. Ya did dis ta yaself."
She turned and grabbed Skip's wrist, and smiled at him. She didn't like the fear in his eyes. She really did just want to play around, but the arrogance of scoffing at the only draconid in history to ever unite the clans... The ignorance to treat his name with disrespect... It irked her beyond belief.
She'd given him the opportunity to apologise. What came next... That was on him.
She swept her new friend into her arms, grinned at him, and jumped. Leaving the crowd to their business with the underground leader.
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A man that she had thought of as a lord, sat leaning against the wall, a curved needle in his own hand. She couldn't bring herself to watch as he stitched his chest back together. She didn't even want to try and comprehend how he had managed to survive his injuries. She was more than happy to leave it at magic.
"If you are to gain an ally within these walls, it must be soon." He said breathlessly, "Your best option, is quite simply to seduce one of your staff. Love is a dangerous tool. It can be double-edged, but it will ensure compliance, and I don't have time to teach you every nuance of politics."
Chanda shivered, and focused on the water in her cup. How could a human being suffer so much, and be completely unmoved? She knew that the crown prince had been raised by orcs, but he was still the same species as she was. He knew suffering and pain.
Yet, somehow, it didn't affect him.
Her father had often spoke of the crown prince in callous terms. He had said that among the Sons of Menes, the only one who was ever truly a threat was Lord Westcolm. A man who had fought a king salamander in mortal combat and almost survived... Until he was reduced to ash.
Yet, the Sai in her chambers was one that her father had underestimated. Even after being carved nearly in half by a tauran, and abandoned by his queen to die, he had somehow not only survived... But began to plot for the future, and know which way the winds were turning. Predicting that her father would use her, and take the crown for himself.
"If you survived, m'lord..." Chanda whispered fearfully, "Will your wife one day... Come to reclaim what is hers?"
"She's dead." He replied coldly.
The empress winced, "As you should be, sir. If there ever was one to -"
"I saw the light leave her eyes. I cradled her in my arms as she died." Sai replied angrily, "It is true that she attempted to escape. I found her at the entrance to... It was a spell of Elatham's. A way to reach a world that is not our own, a constructed world. But she died. My wife is dead... And so your father will die. Knowing the same fear that she did. That, I have sworn to any god that dares to listen."
Chanda pulled her legs up to her chest and took a deep and ragged breath. The crown prince was supposed to be a charming idiot. A man who had lost his edge in the luxuries of being royalty. The fool who went to market and joked with the sellers. Who sat with the commoners and shared his candy with them.
How could he have so quickly become, again, that monster of war from her own childhood?
The Thunderstep.
Chanda knew her histories, well. She had absorbed all of her lessons and could quote most of the documented tales of the wars fought by the Traitor Emperor. Even the secret histories were committed to memory.
Yet, she had not imagined that the Thunderstep could truly be the man who spent his days in laughter, and his nights inside his wife. The chaotic warrior who had once fought on equal terms with the brutal mage that had killed the last dragonking could not exist in the bed of luxury. That had been her naive thought, and she could not shake it.
This persisting innocence was going to get her killed, she had no doubt. In fact, Chanda was now certain it was now not a question of if circumstances would lead to her death, but when. She had not been prepared by her father to orchestrate an intrigue against him.