Julian Alesander Sala sat down heavily at the bar. He was joined by his best friend who had agreed to listen to his rants after a recent break-up.
"I mean, I was the perfect boyfriend this time around. I didn't cheat, I paid attend to her needs and I bought her things she hinted at. God, I can't believe I was so stupid!"
Jules stopped sulking long enough to look at his friend, Mark State who was listening intently.
"Yeah me neither, 'cause I told you from the start it was stupid, Jules. Plus it's not even like you really cared about her away; she was practically a booty call and that's it. Hell she wasn't not even your own booty call; you were on call for her."
He paused to take a sip of his drink. "You were one of her many honey brown delights if you will. Using your body for her selfish but undeniably sexually infused charms."
"Ok, you can stop now! I got it! It wasn't meant to be. But man I can't deny the enjoyment she brought me."
"I bet you did. What man wouldn't enjoy a woman that could deep throat and fold herself into a human pretzel? I mean, just thinking about all the things I could've done had I won that coin toss." Mark scoffed as he shook his sadly. "So many things..."
Julian's deep laughter boomed throughout the bar, causing many heads to turn towards them.
"Dude! Enough! Sounds like you need a woman quick and fast!"
"Whoa! Dude. Not so loud and no I don't need a woman. That's not a problem trust! I was... well I... you of all people should know what I mean." Mark blushed.
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