"What the Hell is this?" - Miranda yelled, waving a piece of paper in front of my sleepy face. I took it from her and looked closer.
"A receipt" - I replied in the most obvious and useless way and immediately tried to go back to sleep.
"You spent our money on... THIS?!" - she was furious about the unconventional hobby I picked up while she was spending weekends with parents.
Ten minutes into listening to her angry yelling, I got bored and left to the kitchen for a cup of coffee. She followed me, and still was following my footsteps not letting my ears rest for a second as I returned to the main room.
"What's your problem again?" - I asked, eyebrow raised, and sipped.
"You know what my problem is! This is my third time thinking I finally met a decent man, and your filthy..."
"Stop yelling", I interrupted. "You want to discuss it, or what?"
"Discuss?! There is nothing to discuss; I want you to swear, here and now, on your mother's heart, and, if you ever have one, your future daughter's eyes, that you will never go there again, for anything!"
"Or what?" - I took another sip.
"..." she gasped for air and yelled again, "it's over!" I had to rub my temple. I did not quite get if her "it's over" was a statement of fact or answer to my "or what?", and did not care at this point.
"Do you need help packing your stuff? Why am I asking; of course you do."
Within fifteen minutes, I had to interrupt her seven times as she tried to pack in my gadgets, phone chargers, tools, tableware, and utensils among "her things", either forgetting (or lying to have forgotten) that I just allowed her to use them out of being considerate.
I refused to take back any of the gifts I gave her (she stopped shoving them into my hands after I threw the second one out the window), but I generously accepted the remains of this month's allowance back.
"A couple more things", I said and forced her to show me how she deletes my contacts from her phone. "I send my respects to your parents, and wish them everything good, and for you to finally find a job. Now give me the door keys, all of them, and get out of my house."
I refused to call a cab for her, and allowed her to keep the backpack indefinitely. I got myself a new and better one anyway some time ago.
Finally drinking the rest of my coffee, with a happy smirk, I sat next to my table, with a scandalous receipt, my now ex girlfriend's allowance for this and the next month in two packs of cash, and a third, thicker pack that I kept for her gifts.
I understood that now, I could just watch TV series for the rest of the day in blissful silence, with my phone switched off, and take a good generous nap until the sun goes down. After waking up before sunset, taking a shower, shaving, dressing up nicely, and putting some cologne on, I went down to an ATM, put the cash on my debit card, and took a nice relaxed walk. At no point has any thought or memory of Miranda crossed my mind.
"Rent-a-Nite" looked painfully unremarkable. It was a small store that looked like it sold collectable coins and postcards, with even smaller negotiation room (instead of chairs, it had three sofas), and a third, larger room, that definitely sounded lived in even through closed door, with lots of barely heard conversations, giggles, and occasional music. I greeted tonight's evening salesman, Indigo, tall and slim but ugly-faced guy with straight long hair, who looked like an anti-hippie caricature from the last century.
"Can I help you choosing something for the evening, mister Dan?"
"Thank you Indigo, my brother, but no", I said. "I think I'd like to make a permanent purchase. Two, in fact."
"Oh! I would not recommend a permanent purchase without trial periods with at least five options first. We don't exactly just take them back on demand."
Miranda found only the last receipt and did not know that I was visiting "Rent-a-Nite" for more than half a year now, since three months after Miranda decided that she never was in the mood, and have already gone through more than twenty "trial periods", having a taste of at least fifty options (I'm a team player, what can I say). Indigo got this job only one and a half months ago, and met me only two times before (I was glad and flattered that he remembered me at all).
I passed him the receipt from one of my previous visits, not the one found by my ex, but the one and only order that I asked to repeat nine times. It was not the best, not perfect, not the most eventful, but it just felt so right, fulfilling, satisfying, that even after trying alternatives, I kept asking to repeat only this one.
Indigo adjusted his glasses, wrote the numbers from the receipt on another sheet in larger digits with a sharpie, manipulated the rolling storage shelves for a minute, and finally brought two cotton-padded boxes with airtight sealed thick glass capsules holding engraved metal tokens in them, each packed with a small envelope with pictures. "It's already night out there, innit?" he asked himself before taking a broom, moving the blinds to the side, and seeing for himself that the sky was indeed as dark as it gets. "Good".
We went to negotiation room. "I'll go get the manager", Indigo closed the front door, and sneaked into the weird back room that I never saw the insides of. A glimpse into it barely revealed anything but darkness and what looked like a swarm of tiny lights, but someone seemed to notice me and giggle from there for a second. Half a minute later, Indigo returned with the manager and owner, mister Azur. Grey-haired, soft-voiced, some people say that he personally knew those who were on the project from the beginning, when it still was studied for military and investigative usage. He greeted me without a handshake and said I had great taste and made a wonderful choice.
"Thank you, sir", I said. "It would not have been possible without your highest quality of service".
"What made you decide in favor of a permanent purchase?" he asked.
I was not particularly fond of lying.
"My roommate with benefits found out that I really like your establishment and moved out the very same day. This morning, in fact."
"Understandable; what an inconsiderate and short-sighted person. You will have to carefully read the instruction, terms and conditions, and safety manuals before my eyes, sign them, and only then we can start the negotiations proper."
I can't say I learned something useful from safety manuals. Of course, I was not going to intentionally poison, damage, or disassemble the tokens for any purpose and under any circumstances. I did not own industrial sources of sulphate pollution, nor did I store or produce concentrated ozone, fluoroacetic acid, or unshielded sources of ionizing or microwave radiation in my house, and thus, ran no risk of exposing the tokens to them. I did not intend to ever take them out of their cotton-padded boxes, let alone glass capsules, let alone expose them to mechanical stresses exceeding 120 G. Nor was I ever going to leave them for more than 16 months without usage, causing them to fall into hibernation and require a special lengthy and expensive procedure to recharge and reactivate.
"Is this why you have this staff only back room? To do maintenance runs?" - I asked mister Azur.
"Among other things, yes", he said. "It's nice in general to have a place where you can run and check things for yourself and make observations. We have a bigger lab, but it's better not to drive stuff there and back too often. They are not exactly cheap or simple to make."
Twenty minutes later, I was finally done with the papers and questions; Indigo reopened the front door and locked me with the manager, so we don't get distracted if someone else comes. The owner passed me the boxes.
"I hope you understand that there will be no deal without their agreement."
I understood. I brought my activator out of pocket (learned the hard way to have my own), pressed the button, checked the screen, and waved it above the boxes. "Do you mind if I dim the lights a little?" I asked; mister Azur smiled and agreed. Under weaker lights, I could see that the tokens already started glowing inside their glass containers. Just a dozen seconds later, the auras around them grew to a size of particularly colorful large soda bottles and separated, floating towards the manager. Leda "woke up" first, taking shape and theatrically stretching her gorgeous tomboyish emerald body, translucent and glowing, her fake crop top almost revealing too much, and going to mister Azur for a hug.