A Silky Fantasy Adventure
Wisps of fog drifted between the trees of our Mountain. With the different hues of light from all three moons, it looked as though pieces of rainbows had been torn and hung like Spanish moss in the forest. Rainbows with colors all the way from deep infrared to far ultraviolet of course since those are the colors my predator eyes can see. I am a Silkeon, a red furred and green eyed warrior, small but fierce. I paused at the icy waters of a mountain spring and licked delicately until my thirst was slaked.
Ka-boing-boing
I held my snout high and snuffled the air, searching for the scent of Poon Tang. This was my mission: to take seed from an Egroeg, mix it with my enzymes, and force the resulting snowball into the anterior pouch of a Poon Tang, to propagate dungees. The spring flowers brightened up the forest; flutter birds tweaked and whistled up in the trees. It was breeding season. One thing concerned me. I continued to feel small tremors in the ground. Were we going to have another spring time mudslide? The distant sounds seemed like rhythmic drumbeats, perhaps a waterfall.
Ka-boing-boing
I am famous among other Silkeons for my ability to take huge loads of seed from Egroegs, even gigantic ones with really big swollen horns covered with pulsing veins and capped with purple mushroom heads. My luck has not been so good on this hunt, for although the scent of Poon Tang seems to hang everywhere, a miasma twin of the fog, I have not been able to locate any Egroegs worth my efforts.
Ka-boing-boing
For the last 24 cycles of the menstrual moon, I have been selectively implanting a silver haired Poon Tang that lives on our Mountain. I'm not sure why I have selected her as she is not the best specimen. Not that any tangs are worth much; this one has small feeding mounds, freakishly long hind legs, and has lost most of the hair around her lower pouches. The hair has perhaps been worn away by Egroeg horns as when she is not sleeping she seems to always be clasped onto a rigid bone in one orifice or another.
Ka-boing-boing
I paced the perimeter of the mountain but found no prey. I climbed the bumpy inclines to the very peak of the mountain, but searched in vain. I started towards mallspace but as I went away from the mountain the scent weakened so I returned. I had also fallen into the habit of using the same Egroeg for seeds. A very healthy specimen, his very long and very thick horn gleamed with the sticky fluids that oozed from its tip.
Ka-boing-boing
I decided to carefully and systematically search every cave on the mountain. If we were having mudslides I could be trapped but my sacred duty demands that I to suck seeds and make snowballs. The first dozen caves showed no signs of recent life; only scattered bits of fur and tree limbs and paw covers and stinky panties made me sure the Poon Tang had been there but her scent was not fresh in any room.
Ka-boing-boing
Finally I entered a chamber that had been vacant for years. In it I found both the Poon Tang and the Egroeg. He had his large abergine diaphysis forced completely into her excretion chute! Now the horns of a seed maker are vascular and swell with blood when he is concupiscent. Wrapping something tightly around the base of the ossein can make it stay swollen and hard; as in this situation where the Poon Tang's excretion chute was so tight around his seed spike that they were 'locked' together. In their frantic movements to get free he had been smashing her head repeatedly against a small springy hedge making a vibration that sounded like bed-springs, Ka-boing-boing.