Fan-fic by Payenbrant and maxd01
Authors note: I have always enjoyed MaxD01's writing. He has an unusual mix of humor, analytical facts, and a penchant for violence/tenderness in equal measure. He has been derided by some and praised by others, and to add to the mix he made an interesting world that I have often wondered what it would be like to play in. Max has kindly allowed me to do so, and it is with great pleasure that I introduce a character that is near and dear to my heart. It is also a great privilege to allow this character to interact with two of Max's characters that also are very special to me.
So without further adieu, I present to you...Mr. Grover Solomon Brooks.
Co-Authors note: Much the same with Payenbrant I was introduced to his story by a mutual reader of ours. When I started reading his story I was very pleased at how well written it was. The characters were believable (for fantasy) and had faults and issues. Even though he posts on lit.com sex wasn't the driving force and more of a smoothly integrated part. His warped sense of humor is a very close match to mine and I snickered my way through his story.
When he approached me and indicated he wanted to do a fan fic I was actually stumped by that. It had never occurred to me that someone would want to do something like that. I was tickled as well as feeling rather honored. In any case this ended up as a work by both of us. As far as my characters I did a good portion of the dialogue for them. He did do some dialogue for the minor characters so you might noticed a slight difference. Enjoy.
Chapter1:
The sun that had been half way raised from behind the forest trees now crested the treetops as a naked tall man stretched in the sunlight. Everything about him was large, from his hard hands to his heavily calloused feet and a big belly around his middle. Picture Santa Claus 10 years after he graduated College, and he played football all the way through with an MVP trophy to put on his shelf in his garage workshop. That may give you some idea.
The big man scratched himself while yawning prodigiously, then bent to pick up his overalls. He paused, looking around at the ground.
"Now where did I leave my duds?" He muttered to himself, looking around for his absent apparel. He ticked off on one hand at he looked at his belongings.
"Backpack...check. Hat...check. Fryin' pan...check Tarp...check. Knife...knife...did I leave my knife in my...? Crap, left all the small things in my pockets! Where's my gol' dang overalls?"
Then he snapped his fingers and grinned. He had camped on the rise over looking the small pond in the clearing. Last night he had gone for a swim, very carefully I might add, but more on that later. He must have left his clothes down there! Well, time to go get them.
With surprising agility for a man of his size he took off running for the overhang about thirty feet away and with a great bellow leapt from the edge tucking his knees to his chest and wrapping his arms around them tight.
"CANONBAAAAAAALLLL!" He cheered before landing with a terrific splash into the water.
He untucked his legs and pushed off the bottom of the pond. When his head broke the surface he shook it hard sending water spraying from his beard and hair while chuckling loudly to himself.
"Best part of waking up is a pond, Folgers t'aint near as good as cold water to YOWCH!"
He yelped and clapped a hand to his buttock then another to his foot making him lose balance and tip over in the shallows where he was standing. His fall ripped whatever had hurt his foot away, but the pain in his buttock was still there. With a sharp pull and a growl he pulled out the offending object and brought it to his face for inspection.
It was a simple small fishhook, no bigger than the tip of his pinky finger. Useful only for catching a small fish like, blue gill or something similar to it. He noticed that there was fishing line still attached to the hook, and it was pulled taught...quivering even! His dark beady eyes followed the quivering line until he saw that there were a parcel of young 'uns grouped together, the youngest probably about five, the eldest being about thirteen or so. A little blond girl in an over sized T-shirt was holding a fishing rod whose hook had been embedded in his ass.
She looked terrified!
"Well darlin'..." the big man boomed in a rough voice. "...looks like you caught something! 'Fraid I'm too big to fry up, but while I'm here...anyone seen my clothes?"
The little girl screamed and dropped her pole and took off running while all the rest did the same. The big man watched with raised brows, and then scratched his now healed butt cheek and glanced around the area.
"Ah! There they are!" He said, finally spotting his clothes. He pulled on his overalls and casually buttoned one strap letting the other hang down his back. He started checking his pockets and frowned. Where was his knife? He sniffed around the brush and couldn't smell the tang of the metal...
He shrugged, could always get another knife...but the sun was up time to get walking. He packed up his camp, then as an after thought he went back and gathered up the fishing rods. One of them had fallen in the pond and it would be a chore for those kids to have to find it underwater.
Whistling softly to himself he began to head for the nearest town that he located on his map. He got the map, from of all things a crazy looking man fox. He kept calling himself a kitsu...or something. Maybe he had said a shitsu...no... it had the word knee at the end...well...
Bah! Who cares? Fox looking fellow with three tails, three! Never heard of such nonsense before in his life! Three tails. Good lord made it so we all needed one, heck, he didn't even have one! Just a little stub that came out when he changed in his other two forms. Three tails...ridiculous!
It had fascinated him though, asked permission to touch them, which the fox had warily given. Couldn't help it, had give them a quick braid! The fox had turned suddenly and the big man had smiled holding up the end to show his handiwork.
"Look at that! Pretty as a bacon sandwich and a pint after a hard day o'work! If we could color them red, white and blue you'd look down right patriotic!"
The fox fellow had flicked his tails away from the big man and had appeared to want to do something nasty when he took a closer look at his adversary. Whatever he seemed to see, it seemed to surprise him and make the fox grin.
"I am not sure what you mean by patriotic...or the red, white, and blue colors being so...but I would recommend not saying that to another kitsune who did not already have those colors in their fur." He said in a silky voice.
The big man had given a coughing laugh and patted the fox's shoulder with a hand the size of an Easter ham.
"No harm meant to ya'! Now, speaking of a bacon sandwich...ya'll hungry?" The fox had smiled, staring in pleased surprise at the big man. It kinda made him feel weird, like the fox was seeing something about him that was more than physical. Whatever the critter had seen seemed to make him relax, so much in fact he offered his hand and introduced himself. A Brad something or other from a silver clan of some sort. The big man shrugged and engulfed Brad's hand in his own. It was so tiny looked like a child's hand being shaken by a catcher's mitt!
"Please to meetcha Brad, can't rightly remember all that other stuff you were saying but at least I remembered your name huh? My name is Grover Solomon Brooks. But any man who will break bread with me...call me Grover!"
Two bacon sandwiches and a cup of good ol' fashioned cowboy coffee apiece Grover said his farewells to Brad and continued on his way with a new map of this land.
You see, Grover Solomon Brooks comes from a family of misfits. Sometimes magic pops up in the family, some times it skips a few generations. Grover had the gift of Were pressed upon him at birth, and not just any Were would do...oh no!
Grover is a Were Bear.
That's right! A werebear! He can change into a full animal shape, and a sort of man bear shape. He likes to call it his "Darwin's Grab Bag" form. Fortunately for him, being a bear was no problem and fit his personality well. He is the passive aggressive sort, curious about many things but not nosey. Wants to see whats around the next corner, or down river, or behind a locked door. His only real wants in life are for food, sleep, more food, and more sleep. Well, then sprinkle in a lot of fun followed by a healthy heaping of more sleep and maybe some more food!
So as he started to walk back from his camp to continue along his way he smelled the ground where the children were walking and got a surprise.
"Werewolves?" Grover muttered to himself. Hmmm....knowing werewolves, and he kinda did...mores the pity. He should be seeing them soon. Probably have half the pack down on his head soon with those cubs running scared from the hairy man in the pond. He tapped a thick finger against his lips thinking when all of a sudden a smell hit him that made his eyes light up...
Blackberries!
Grover almost floated over 150 feet to where a massive tangle of thorny brambles with dark green leaves and laden with the juicy fruit waited for him. With hungry eyes he dropped his clothes and laid out a corner of his tarp. Then with a soft growl he changed into his mid-form and a massive Grizzly. Twelve feet tall at the nose with thick fur and slouched powerful shoulders and arms stood there.
It was easy to reach in and start ripping the berries from the bushes. Half going into his gaping maw as he snuffled the succulent snacks. The other half he was loading onto the tarp to save for later. When you have thick fur and hide, the thorns barely even tickled him as he reached in for more handfuls of berries, and the thick pads on his paw-like hands were more than enough to stop those needlelike thorns from poking him.
When he started to feel his tummy begin to swell he looked down at the tarp and had to squint to focus his beady eyes. He had a large pile of berries and leaves waiting for later!
He wondered why he had to leave so soon...his stomach, so full of food was making it hard for him to think. Was it something to do with werewolves?