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Short Night Stand

Short Night Stand

by atus_nsfw
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The door to the bar swung open, bashing loudly against a wall. Grem stepped in with a stretch and a smile. She gave the door hinges a passing glance, glad that they held this time. The familiar sights and sounds, and even smells, of her regular hangout came flooding into her senses. A wonderful change of pace from blood and soot. Not that the bar didn't have its touches of that. She adjusted her cloak and swept back her short, pink hair with her oversized gauntlets.

Stepping by all the weary and dreary souls, Grem made her way to the bar proper and climbed her way up onto a stool. The chilly air made goosebumps erupt across her grayish skin. She leaned onto the bar table and smiled at the bartender.

"Racking up a tab today?" he asked.

An Ork. Roger. Nice fellow, despite what others might have thought. Or maybe Grem only thought that because of the leniency. He didn't really acknowledge her presence with a glance, just idly wiping away at a cup. The same cup. Over and over.

"Me? No. Mr. Johnson's paying for this one," Grem said. She tapped on the bar. "Anything. Anything at all! I'll drink it all! Just not GoldschlΓ€ger, alright?"

"Not sure your Mr. Johnson can afford that anyways. Assuming he didn't take all the cash in the job."

"Oh, right, the job." Grem snickered.

Roger sighed and shook his head.

"Search and retrieve. Know what that means, right? Smashing through doors, breaking Rigger toys, and most importantly, busting heads."

"We can skip the theatrics. I'll knock a drink off the tab if you spare me the details. Fair trade?" he asked.

"Serve me up, then, I'm dry."

Out came the first glass. Seemed like Roger grabbed any old thing off the shelf and tossed a couple of ice cubes in. Whiskey.

"Not a bad start," she said, holding up the glass. "Gonna be a long night, so you keep just slamming them down, alright?"

"Mr. Johnson didn't pay you that much."

"That little detail is between me and my client." She chuckled and slyly smiled. "But yeah, it's a lot. Had to grab--"

"Between you and your client."

"Look, who the fuck's gonna blab?" Grem turned back to the bar, raising her glass. " 'Ey! Anyone here gonna talk? None of ya would spill the beans on ol' Grem's work, right?"

Some disinterested heads turned her way. Most souls at that hour didn't even seem conscious, just occupying a space in aged booths and withered tables. She scanned across the room, landing on someone a little out of place. Not a Norm. Not an Ork. Not even a Dwarf. That was a damned Elf, a knife-ear.

"What's with prince charming over there?" Grem asked, nodding to the Elf. "He's not from around here. Should be..." She drank some of her whiskey and shook the glass about. "Out hugging a tree. If he can find one."

"Fired. Just got dumped from one of those AA Corps. Real rising star type," Roger said.

"Ooh, you give him a nice, friendly ear? Didn't think you the type, Roger."

"No. He wouldn't shut up about it. All kinda stopped after his fifth bottle."

Grem's eyes flicked back over to the Elf. Blonde, slicked back hair sat atop his head, which had begun to lose some of its oiled luster. A tired, but oddly vulnerable expression. Like he had been through war but still had youth to spare. The rest of his attire was as corporate as it got. Some sort of embarrassing vest that probably had a coat to go with, a tie tucked into that, and awfully tight pants. He was nursing a simple beer bottle, shattering whatever aspirations he had at looking official.

"He looks like he needs another one, huh?" she cooed, then snickered. "Me, too. Bring it on. Another round of whatever. Let's make it a real parade tonight."

"Makes a man wonder what else you spend the cash on."

"Almost like you wanna insult me. Dwarf needs nothing other than a cold drink by her side. Nothin' else. Not a thing." She banged the glass on the table. "Now I'm gonna ask again, and this time I want something strong going into this here glass."

Roger shook his head and plucked out another random bottle.

"Look, buddy," Grem started, "you're a bartender. Mix me something up, will you? You're getting paid, right? Hm? Yeah? Right? Put in the effort."

With a slight pause, Roger plucked out a few other bottles and began his work. Gave Grem more time to gawk at the stranger at the bar. She had dealt with elves, sure, who hadn't? But not once had she ever seen once so utterly sad and dejected. Almost funny. In a depressing way. That hoity-toity demeanor was nowhere to be found.

"Slick! How's it going?" she asked.

The Elf didn't budge. Grem rolled her red eyes. She stood up on the stool and marched across the row of seats over to him, settling next to him.

"I said, how's it going? Look at a girl when she's talking to you." Grem dug the glass into his side. "Polite business, this should be your domain."

The elvish man perked up and looked down at her. Bemusement played across his face before it fell flat into despair again.

"I don't have any money to give," he said.

Grem turned her head, brow furrowing and smile widening. "Schmuck, I don't want your cash. Bet you anything I've got more cash kicking around than you. 'Specially now, am I right?"

He gave a dejected nod.

"Roger, give the knife-ear whatever you're making for me. He needs a kick to his gut to wake him up." Grem smacked the Elf's back with her gauntlets. Just gently enough to knock the wind out of him. "Ain't that right, pal? Buddy?"

"I don't feel much like being a buddy right now." He winced.

"Too bad. You already walked in this place. We're like family now, going to the same drinking hole. Almost wonder how you stumbled in here without getting puke on your shoes."

Roger came walking over and set down his shaker, catching Grem's attention. She rattled her glass and set it down. A fizzy thing came pouring out. Were it not for her nose picking up on the scent of scotch, Grem would have thought she was scammed out of a drink.

"And one for the elvish, if his gut can handle it," Grem said.

"If he can't handle a scotch and soda, he's in the wrong place," Roger said.

"A scotch and soda? I thought you were gonna mix up the fancy stuff."

"Last time I offered the fancy stuff, you went on about how 'fruity' it was to have a drink like that."

"That was for me when I was working class," Grem said. "Now I wanna splurge. For me and my friend here." She reached over and pulled the Elf into a side hug, jostling his stool. She picked up the faint traces of cologne on his body as her head pressed into his side. "What's your name anyways? If we're gonna be drinking buddies, I have to call you by something when I yell at you. And if you got a weird frilly Elf name, just shorten it, will ya?"

The Elf looked at her with a touch of disdain. Something in his gaze told her that he was beyond uncomfortable. All the grime in here must've been sinking into him, making him squirm. Grem offered him a smile and nodded. Some of his guard melted away and he straightened out his posture. A raised hand greeted her.

"I'm Harrison," he said.

"Wow, never met an Elf with a simple name. Cut your ears and you might be a Norm."

She joined his hand, shaking it, gauntlet dwarfing it entirely. Despite that, he had a firm grip about him. Something told Grem he had stared down more corporate jockeys than she ever had.

"I'll try and take that as a compliment," he said.

"Well, ya know." She pulled back her hand and shrugged, taking a swig of fizzy drink. "Depending on your angle of perspective."

Roger had already placed down a glass and filled it up for Harrison. With a seemingly weary, but renewed vigor, he picked up the glass and put it up to his lips. He winced and continued on, downing the whole thing in one fell swoop.

Grem whistled. "I know that was just scotch, but that was impressive. For an Elf, that is. Stomach isn't doing knots, is it?"

"You get used to the messed up drinks they serve at corporate parties. Money can push a drink to absurd levels." He loosened his tie a little, letting it flop out of his vest.

"How much for an absurd, fancy drink, Rog?" Grem asked.

"More than you have."

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"You mean, enough to make you do it."

"Same thing." Roger continued polishing that old glass.

"So!" Grem snapped back to Harrison. "I hear you were a big shot, eh? Working your way up that rank and file to really make something of yourself? What went wrong? Some kinda corporate wankfest?"

"Layoffs," he said simply, running his finger around the glass's edge.

"For a big suit guy like you?"

"Company acquisition. We were mulch."

"Corporate cannibalism. You love to see it." She tapped her own glass on the bar, taking another swig once it was refilled. The fizz was quite nice, actually.

Harrison raised a brow.

"Sorry. I mean, you usually love to see it. I know the little guys in-between get fucked. But think about this, my buddy." She leaned forward.

"What?"

"You're a free man... Elf. Free Elf."

"Excuse me if I'm not jumping for joy over that thought. I had plans. I was going to settle in. Make things my way. How I wanted them to be done. Not have to listen to some trumped up nepotism hire burn cash by the boatload. Biotechnics isn't just an industry you walk into, thinking you can cobble together experience from a short, petty life. Twenty years of my time, gone. You know that? Twenty. It gets shoved aside in months to line pockets."

"You know what you need to do? Crack some heads," she said.

Harrison stared at her for a moment, then huffed in amusement. "I have an inkling that's what you say about everything."

"Am I wrong?" She whipped back over to Roger. "I'm not wrong, right? To get anywhere in this world, you've gotta bust a few heads."

Roger turned away a little, lightly shaking his head.

"Alright, well, picture this, Elf," Grem said.

"Harrison," Harrison said.

"Picture this, Harrison. You grab yourself some real cyberware. The good stuff that your biz can afford. You march up to that..." She waved a hand about. "Boss group."

"Board."

"Board! You walk up to that board and you, y'know, give them a few shattered bones. Make them really rethink this whole buyout. I say a fracture for every few thousand bucks you lost."

"I think I'd meet a gory end after that," Harrison said. He tapped his glass. "By people who would make my 'biz' gear look like tinker toys."

"But you'd be free as bird."

Harrison's drink filled up again, and he brought it up to his lips. "You make being dismembered sound so nice." He chuckled, then took another sip. "How would you do it, then?"

"Well, me, I'd be a little smarter about it than just waltzing in."

"Even if that was your idea," Harrison said.

"I just picked what sounded nice to an Elf. Going out like that. You know, freeing yourself from the material plane. That's something you guys say, right?"

"I'm fairly fond of the material plane. It's where all the nice things happen. Like alcohol."

"Alcohol's good, but the bad happens here, too."

"Just freshens up the good, wouldn't you say?" He smirked. "I suppose I should play into the Elvish cliches if you're going to be the absolute spitting image of a Dwarf."

"Don't encourage her," Roger said.

"More drinks, bartender!" Grem replied. "See, the thing is, I am not just the spitting image of a Dwarf. I am a Dwarf." Her drink filled up again. Still the fizzy thing from before. "Make the next one something special, would ya?" With that, she downed the entire thing in one fell swoop.

"You're a Shadowrunner, aren't you?" Harrison asked.

"Woah, weird hearing that naughty word come from a suit."

"I've played Mr. Johnson a few times. Mostly making sure other products get shoved off the market before they move to human trials."

Grem's eyes instantly flicked to his groin the moment he said "Johnson." She mostly failed in holding back a laugh.

"Yeah," she said, "I knew you'd have your hands dirty at one point another." Her head flicked to the side in ponderment, eyes narrowing. "You ever use 'em? The bioware you sell." Another buzz in her mind made her chuckle at the thought of him getting a bigger dick. Why was the word Johnson so funny?

"No. Surgery isn't my style. Never had the need for any of them, anyways," he replied.

"Ooh, your guts are just too pretty to replace. That's the Elf I know."

"Are you implying yours aren't? Could do with a better heart, couldn't you? Lungs? Though, I'm sure your liver is better than any of those on the market. Already had some extensive modifications, I see."

Grem flexed an arm, showing off her massive gauntlet. "For busting skulls."

"And grabbing drinks."

"All a Dwarf needs."

Harrison chuckled, more pain draining from his face. "I admire your simple outlook on life, I really do. Perhaps there's some wisdom to be found in that."

"See, losing your job wasn't so bad after all, huh? Got to meet me in this wonderful place." Grem raised her hands to present the quiet, weary bar.

"Yes." Harrison took another sip, smacking his lips. "I suppose there's something to be said about..." His eyes wandered about. "Finding a place like this. I certainly wouldn't have even noticed this part of the city had I still been in my lofty tower."

"That a literal tower or a metaphor?"

"Metaphor, but I suppose it could be literal, as well."

"Elves and their high towers."

"Dwarves and their taverns."

"Bar," Roger said. "It's a bar."

"Oh, hush up, Rog. Tavern's just like a fancy bar," Grem said.

"It's not supposed to be fancy," Roger replied. "That's the whole point." He set out another glass.

"Who's the next glass for?"

"You. You're going to ruin the next drink if you use the same glass."

"Just keep it coming." Grem waved a hand. "Adds a bit of extra flavor. Already did it with the whiskey, what's the harm in it?"

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"A little different between some scotch and soda."

"Not by much. Get to it."

"Is she always like this when she gets a payday?" Harrison asked.

"No. She never gets a payday," Roger replied. "That's why she has a tab."

"Really? She seems like a successful runner. Doesn't seem to be the type to back down on any job."

"I've got standards," Grem said.

"And what might those be?" Harrison asked.

"It's gotta pay well!"

"That certainly explains the tab."

"Roger loves seeing me come 'round anyways. If anything, I'm doing him a favor."

"You're allowed to come around because you scare off all the troublemakers. Even if you are one yourself," Roger said.

"Oh, come now," Harrison replied. "There's some charm in that, wouldn't you say?"

"You talk like she's some kind of pet."

"Well." Harrison looked to Grem.

Grem sneered. "I ain't a pet."

"Pardon me. Perhaps a bar mascot? Someone who riles up the bar spirit."

"I like the sound'a that. Provided a mascot gets some perks."

"Just take your damn drink," Roger said, sliding over a dark liquid.

"Sure thing, boss! Three cheers for the mascot!"

Harrison at least offered her a complimentary raise of his glass. The rest of the bar was not so interested in her potential cheer. She shrugged and downed the next drink, entirely unsure of what it was. Definitely a taste of gin, and maybe vermouth. The slightest hint of a buzz hit her, the tinge of warmth and cheer. Not that she wasn't cheery already, of course.

"Why don't you hit my friend here up with one'a these?" she asked.

"I'm good, thank you. Elven, remember?" Harrison replied. "Wouldn't do me any good to puke on my last good outfit. I imagine whatever your good friend Roger is mixing up also stains quite easily."

"None'a that matters when you're a free bird. The world is your oyster."

"May want to stick to one animal in your encouraging speeches."

"Whatever, get the hint."

"I get it. Not much in the way for this bird to flap his wings, however. Or for this oyster to..." He looked down at his drink. "Hm. I'm not quite sure what oysters do. Tasty things, though."

"Maybe you just need something good to really shake up this whole fuckfest. Perk you up. Get you back to doin' whatever corporate Elves do." She shrugged. "Maybe you need to get laid. If Elves fuck. I'm gonna guess that you do. What else to do in a hundred years, huh?"

"Yes, we're not above that much. I'm sure many would be just as depraved in those potential hundred years as you would expect."

"Alright, alright. Wasn't sure." Another glass tapping. "Ya know, I woulda guessed you were all smooth down there. Really fits with the image." Though, it did make her wonder, again, what he was packing.

"How do you expect there to be more of us without that much?"

"I'unno. Magic yourselves up a kid. Or use some crazy tech. Either's good."

"We have the equipment. I shudder to think what some of us would get up to without it."

"Alright, alright, but kicking around forever... Gotta have a lotta experience with that kinda thing, right? I mean, you don't just spend your life not fuckin' then."

Out of the corner of her eye she could see Roger crook his mouth, revealing more of his lower fangs in disgust. Grem turned her attention fully to him.

"Oh, yeah, like this is the worst conversation you've heard at the bar. I know the shit some of your buddies get up to," she said.

"Pardon me, Roger," Harrison said, "I didn't mean to stir your mind like that."

"No, no. Keep goin', buddy. I wanna hear this," Grem replied.

"I'll simply keep it to the fact that I am not hundreds of years old."

"Hey, still not hearing anything about no experience here." She bumped an elbow into his side. "You're a high roller, right? What'd you get up to? The cash you pull musta led to some whacky shit."

"I tried not to get involved with that."

"Maybe you shoulda."

"And why is that?" His amusement returned full force.

Grem pointed a finger at him. "You probably knew the system was gonna fuck ya, might as well have a little back, right?"

"Not the kind of fucking you expect from the system." Harrison chuckled. "I don't suppose you have your own tales of sexual conquests?"

"You askin' a lady whether or not she has some cool stories about the bedroom?"

Roger promptly turned around and focused on the array of drinks behind the counter. As he did so, Grem caught a glimpse of herself in the reflective glass behind that. Short, dumb grin on her face, sharp teeth, the hair draped over her eye. And there was Harrison sat next to her, in his gleaming suit and depressed yet pristine form. It was an amusing clash of worlds.

"Only fair, I would think," he replied. "Especially with the absurd insinuations. Though, I will admit they were fairly amusing."

He was a funny guy. She was in a good mood. Some booze was being tossed around. Why not?

"How about you find out, tough guy?"

His brow perked up. "Quite the offer. Normally, I might ask if you had too much to drink, but that's clearly not the case with you."

"Bet you never had a Dwarf. Even if you did, you never had Grem. Don't you think that's worth the plunge? Would make you forget all about that shitty job."

Grem had put on her best smile. Cocky. Mischievous. And a bit of a raised brow just to put Harrison on edge. She was already mentally undressing him. Well, more like wishing his clothes away. She wasn't entirely sure how to peel away some of that clothing mentally. This would be the perfect way to celebrate. Booze and getting laid. Only a shame poor Roger couldn't join for some on-the-go drinks.

"Hey, Rog--"

"No," Roger instantly replied.

Yeah, that was out of the question.

"You want me"--Harrison placed a hand on his chest--"to head home with you"--he pointed at her--"for a quick lay?"

"Quick? C'mon, Harrison, you're putting yourself down here." She chuckled and snapped her fingers. "Or maybe you're payin' a real nice compliment to me. In that case, I promise I'll go easy on ya." As easy as one gets with a Dwarf.

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