Author's note: Yup, this is Santa porn. Enter at your own risk.
Also, Santa, if you're reading this, I have been a VERY GOOD GIRL.
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I love Christmas. Not, like, oooh, Christmas is cool. I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS. And you're right, I'm not Christian - so much the better. Christmas wasn't Christian to begin with, either, between Saturnalia, Mōdraniht, Yule and the Wild Hunt. Besides, what could be better for a witch with a praise kink than a holiday celebrated with lighted trees and a man who brings you presents based on how good you are? AND he's large and bearded? Perfection.
This is how I find myself, on Christmas Eve, stretched out in front of the fire on a pile of blankets with my saucy book. I'm the only one in the house, but I've still gone through our Christmas Eve ritual of hanging mistletoe and leaving goodies out on the hearth: some cookies, a mug of almond milk, a beer for the road, and a couple of carrots for the reindeer. I don't fuck around.But I also didn't expect to find out.
I drift in and out, enjoying the play of the firelight across the hearth, the inside of the fireplace, that little stretch of wall I can see without lifting my head - and the feel of my hand sleepily cupping my hungry little pussy under the blankets. It's in this half-awake state that I think I see a shadow. If I'm honest, it looks EXACTLY like a large man stepping from the fireplace. But I'm also half drunk on eggnog, less than half awake, more than halfway to orgasm, and.... highly suggestible anyway. Did I mention I fucking love Christmas?
I roll on to my back, one arm above my head, the other moving deliberately across my mound, cupping, squeezing, rolling, but otherwise avoiding any consistent movement that might get me off. It just feels good. I swear I feel someone moving around the room, but I cannot pull my focus off of the dreamy dance of the firelight and feel of my hand.
A heavy weight on the arm above my head should be a shock. I know it should, I should be screaming, panicking... But all I feel is the warm safety of being held down, of someone else taking control. The smell of burned cinnamon and ashes tickles my nose as a black-gloved hand comes from above to push my blankets down, revealing my own guilty little hand over white cotton panties. The glove is leather, worn and well-cared-for, and as he reaches across I can see the furred cuff of a sleeve pull back to reveal tattoos I can't quite identify, but I'm quite sure contain runes and other symbols of power. "Show me." Who am I to argue with a mysterious presence on Christmas Eve?