"Is that you?" called out Becky as she heard the key in the latch and the front door to the small apartment open.
"Yeah. Can you come and give me a hand?"
"Just a sec." She looked around for a towel to dry her hands then went through to meet Dave. "What do you want?" she asked.
"Can you help me with this, it's damned heavy."
Becky looked at the crate on the hallway floor and said, "What is it Dave? What have you bought?"
She caught the gleam of excitement in his eyes as he replied, "Never mind that just now. Let's get it inside and I'll show you."
She looked at her parquet wooden floor, the pride of her life as she had laid it down herself, and then looked again at the crate with its rough wood and sharp angles. "Hold on I'll get a bath towel and we can slide it along into the other room."
A few seconds later they were pushing and pulling the crate into the sitting room where they came across the obstacle of the carpet, but by rolling it over and over "don't worry it's well packed" they managed to get it into the room and placed it opposite the sofa. Out of breath they both sat down looking at it until she could contain herself no longer. "Well?" she said.
"Well," said Dave with a grin, "first of all I didn't buy it. And second it's not ours to keep, we've just been chosen to look after it for a few weeks."
"Yes but what
is
it?" her voice was beginning to reveal her excitement and frustration at the same time..
"Let's get it open first shall we."
"Dave Marchant, sometimes I could
kill
you," she said in mock anger and went off to the kitchen to fetch the claw hammer and screwdriver from the 'tools' cupboard.
She watched patiently as her husband worked away opening up the crate, then realising the mess he was about to make, she stopped him whilst she fetched some old newspapers from the pile waiting for collection by the building super and spread them around the floor.
As each wooden panel was opened and the straw and then the polystyrene protection joined them on the protective newspapers, Becky saw the shape of what seemed to be a small animal appear from the mess.
"It's a dog!" she exclaimed excitedly, "oh Dave it's fantastic. It will look great over there in the corner by the bookcase. And look how well it's made. It looks almost real."
"Hold on, hold on," said Dave laughing out loud, "this isn't a toy or a statue and as I said it's not ours to keep. We've been chosen to test him for a few weeks that's all."
"What do you mean?"
"Becky let me introduce you to Rover. The most advanced piece of hardware ever to come out of the Android and Robotics Company. Do you know it's taken five years of dedicated work by literally dozens of teams of people to get to what your looking at now."
"OK. But what
is
it?"
Dave looked a bit taken aback at her question. "Why, it's a dog." He said.
"I can see it's a dog, but why is it here and what's it got to do with us? You mean we just leave it there and look at it every now and again. What's the point in that?"
Understanding suddenly came to Dave.
"Oh I'm sorry sweetheart, I've been so close to this for so long I forget you don't know anything about it. To put it simply, Rover is a fully functional, part organic, part plastic, part metal, part other things RA, or Robotic Android to the man in the street. As I said he is the end result of years of work which started when someone somewhere came to the conclusion that a fully automated animal,
fully
automated and
fully
autonomous, could be very useful in a variety of roles."
"What roles?"
"Oh, search and rescue, drug detection, general law enforcement on the streets. It can help in disaster areas like earthquakes and do everything real dogs have been trained to do."
"Well that's alright then. As long as I know," a slight hint of sarcasm affected her tone, "but what's it doing here? God Dave getting information from you is sometimes like getting blood from a stone."
"I'm just coming to that. The company wanted to test it in a home environment to see how it would measure up to being a pet. But at first they didn't want to use the traditional nuclear family. They thought a slow progression would be better. So they've chosen us. A young married couple with no kids, living in an apartment in the centre of the city. If things work out here then it'll be tested with a larger family."
"It's not dangerous or anything is it? I don't want to be electrocuted or anything."
Dave laughed again, "No it's perfectly safe," he said. "Now let's get this show on the road."
"But hold on Dave. What about the building rules? We're not allowed to have pets and…and…Rover looks real enough to fool anybody. And what if it gets damaged? Who pays for it? And why would they let it out of their sight if it's so important? I mean I wouldn't if it were mine. And….." She stopped talking as Dave placed two fingers gently against her lips.
"Don't worry about a thing," he said, "all the details have been arranged weeks ago. The owners of the building have been given a big enough compensation payment to let us have an elephant here if we wanted. It's unlikely to get damaged as you'll see, but just in case something unforeseen does happen we're absolved from all liability. And as for letting it out of their sight. It's not. Well not exactly. Built in to the body is a multitude of sensors that feed back to the company. They'll be perfectly aware of what Rover's doing and where he is every second of the day."
Only slightly mollified Becky began stuffing the packing materials into three black plastic waste sacks "Well OK then," she said, "I suppose it's alright. But if it looks as if it's going crazy or something you take it straight back you hear?"
"I hear," said Dave with a chuckle, "but if anything does go wrong the company men will be banging on our front door before we know anything has gone wrong. Don't forget they'll be monitoring it all the time." They both carried the rubbish to the chute and Becky went back to the kitchen to finish preparing the supper whilst Dave began activating Rover.
As she worked Becky could hear her husband whistling softly in the sitting room. 'He's a funny man,' she thought to herself, 'one moment he's acting the man about the house and the next he's running around as excited as a schoolboy.' She smiled to herself. 'Can't complain though. That's what attracted me to him in the first place." She put the meal onto the serving trolley and pushed it through into the other room.
"Ahhhhhhh!" she shrieked before she could stop the sound as the brown furry thing came running up to her, the whole of the rear part of its body moving rapidly from side to side in a vain attempt to keep in step with a wildly wagging tail. Becky let go of the trolley and took an involuntary step backward. The creature came up to her showing its boundless glee and started sniffing excitedly at her ankles.
"Daaave!" she shouted as she tried to lift both feet at the same time, "take it away…."
"Oh my God Becky I didn't know you were coming in just then. I've only just switched him…"
"Get him OFF me!"
"Um, yeah, of course. Rover. Come here boy. Here."
The creature turned its back on Becky and went directly to Dave where it snuffled at his open palm.
"Oh my God," said Becky as she flopped into one of the armchairs, "
"I'm sorry Becky I really didn't know you were coming in just then. Well," he said with what he hoped was a placating smile, "at least we know Rover works."
"Yes we know that alright." Now that the shock had worn off she looked more closely at the creature. "Jeez Dave it looks real. Look it even looks as though its breathing. See? The body's moving in and out like its taking in air."
"I know," replied Dave tickling Rover behind the ears, which rewarded him with a small lick on his wrist, "isn't he just brilliant! Just look at that! He just licked me."
Tentatively Becky stretched out her own hand and said softly, "Here boy. Come here." Without hesitation the RA trotted over to her with its tongue hanging from the side of its mouth and with what she swore was a smile on its face. "Sit. There's a good dog." Rover sat. She patted its head and began stroking the fur on its back. Rover turned its head to her with wide open trusting eyes.
"Jeez," said Becky again.
The rest of the evening was spent playing with the new houseguest. "Although playing isn't strictly the right word for it," said Dave, "we're putting the unit through a carefully planned training program and noting down the test results as we go along."
"Yeah right," replied Becky as she took one end of a newspaper and began a tug-'o'-war with Rover who had the other end and was growling as he pulled back as hard as he could. Becky gave a low, playful growl in return which caught Rover by surprise. For a second his jaw dropped a millimetre and Becky snatched the newspaper out of his mouth. She fell back in the chair laughing as Rover came bounding towards her, tail wagging, in an attempt to grab it back.