In the words of my ex-Stepmom's mother, Estelle, Johnny, you're a naughty boy. In one short day, a 24-hour period from Christmas Eve to Christmas evening, I not only had sex with my Stepmom, Carol, but also with her bi-sexual girlfriend, Debbie. Then, while they were out going house to house in the neighborhood spreading their Christmas cheer with their neighbors and I was napping on my ex-Stepmom's couch, I was accosted by my ex-Stepmom's mother. With this wonderful day, the best day of my life, still not over, I'll be having sex with Carol and Debbie again and, who knows, maybe Carol's mother, Estelle, will come downstairs again and give me another gum job.
"Wow!"
I was exhausted after the two hour threesome that I had with Carol and Debbie and was napping naked on the couch. I thought I was alone in the house. Unbeknownst to me at the time, Carol's mom, Estelle, came downstairs and asked me if I wanted a gum job.
"A gum job? No," I said.
Surprised and embarrassed as all Hell to see an elderly woman standing at the end of the couch staring at my cock, I didn't know what to say to her.
"Now, I can see why my daughter likes you, she said. You're funny and you have a big cock."
First of all, if having Carol's Mom seeing me naked wasn't embarrassing enough, to have her Mom talking dirty to me about the size of my cock and wanting to give me a gum job was beyond belief. I thought I was dreaming. Never having had one before, I didn't even know what a gum job was. Then, she reached in her mouth, pulled out her teeth, and impaled herself on my exposed cock.
At first, I was mortified and grossed out because she pulled her false teeth from her mouth and she was so much older than me, by 40 years older. Yet, the feeling of her gums rubbing against my cock, along with the amount of increased pressure she was able to put without hurting me with teeth, was incredible. Never have I had a blowjob, gum job, like that before.
"Wow."
Only, after having sex with three women, especially with who the women were, I felt a bit perverse. It wasn't bad enough that at only 29-years-old, I was having sex with my 47-year-old ex-Stepmom and her 35-year-old bi-sexual lover, Debbie, who used to be my Dad's girlfriend, after he booted out my Stepmom, by the way, but also now I was having sex with Carol's 69-year-old mother. I'm reprehensible.
To make this a perfect all in the family Christmas holiday, Carol just needs to have a daughter miraculously appear from out of nowhere. It would be a dream come true to do the daughter, mother, and grandmother. Now, that would be a story to tell.
"Wow. I wonder if she did have a daughter, what she would look like? I wonder if I'd be as attracted to her as a I am to her mother?"
Fortunately, Estelle beat it upstairs before her daughter, Carol, and her lover, Debbie, came home from their holiday neighborhood gallivanting. I'm just glad my ex-Stepmom didn't catch her mother giving me a gum job and me receiving a gum job, for that matter. That would have been totally embarrassing, awkward actually. What could I have possibly said.
"Oh, hi, Carol. I, uhm, was lying on the couch naked. I thought I was alone. Then, when your Mom entered the room and saw my big cock, she passed out. I've been trying to revive her."
"By sticking your cock in her mouth?"
Nah, that excuse wouldn't have worked. I'm just glad she didn't catch us.
I tried saying no to her Mom, only, I had no choice. Her mother said that if I didn't give her sex that she'd tell her daughter that I was up in her room feeling her boobs, which I wasn't. Now, I'm just glad that it's over and there's no possible way she'll find out that her Mom gave me a gum job. Now I'll know to never stay in that house alone without having Carol there to save me from her sex crazed mother.
"Johnny," said Carol. "What's this?"
"What's what?"
I couldn't believe my eyes. Carol held up proof that her mother had been here. Shit. She found her mother's false teeth. Estelle had left them on the sofa table when she pulled them from her mouth to give me a gum job. Oh, my God. She must have forgotten to put them back in her mouth. Busted, I was fucked now.
"I don't know," I said lying.
Only, I can't lie and trying to lie to my ex-Stepmom, who has known me since I was 12-years-old, was impossible. She could read me like a book.
"Where'd did these come from? They weren't here when Debbie and I left to go out," she said waving those nasty dentures in front of my face.
"I don't know," I said again avoiding her eye contact, while looking every bit as guilty as I was for having sex with her mother.
"Was my mother here?"
"Your mother?"
"Yes, was she here?"
"No."
"Were you upstairs in my mother's room?"
"Upstairs? In your mother's room? No, I haven't been upstairs. I didn't even know your mother had a room upstairs. I didn't even know your mother lived with you."
"She doesn't live with me," she said shooting me a glaring look and making me feel that I was lying about not having gone upstairs, when I was really lying about her mother being here.
"I swear to you, Carol, I never went upstairs. I was napping on the couch the whole time," except for when her mother was gumming my cock, I thought but didn't dare say.
"Then, how did her teeth get here on the couch table? She was buried with them."
"What? Buried? What do you mean? Buried?"
All the hair on my arms stood with what I knew she was going to say next.
"My mother died five years ago."
Fuck me. With my eyes bulging out of my head, I could feel my heart beating like one of those cartoon characters where they show their hearts pulling out of their chests.
"Died? Your mother is dead?"
