"Well...fuck me sideways." Mara grumbled, crossing her arms. "You neglected to mention that your best friend was an angel."
"Yeah...well, she neglected to mention that to me too." Matt narrowed his eyes into a suspicious glare. "Your wings are really pretty, by the way."
"Thank you..." Laila murmured, her cheeks coloring with a subtle blush as she began to stand, Matt offering her his hand.
"Shouldn't you be at work right now?" Matt asked, raising a skeptical eyebrow.
"I felt a demonic presence in the forest near your place." Laila casually moved her hair from her face, but this only seemed to make her blushing all the more obvious.
"Awwww, you came here to protect me?" Matt teased with a wide grin, taking in Laila's armor now that things were calming down. It mostly consisted of a white metal with various gold accents over what looked like a white bodysuit. Considering how rare it was for Laila to wear anything form fitting, it was an interesting change of pace.
"Hey!" Laila protested, crossing her arms. "My eyes are up here!"
"Sorry." Matt chuckled, drawing his eyes from her legs, more specifically her thighs, where the bodysuit was most obvious. "Your wings are distracting."
"You were
not
looking at my wings." Laila scowled. "Stop being pervy."
Mara's snort of a giggle reminded the two that she was there. She gave Laila a clearly appraising once-over with her eyes before grinning cockily back as if she'd won something.
"Behave." Matt warned with a smirk, clearly understanding the 'victory' that Mara had claimed. Laila was a very pretty girl and her body was clearly feminine, with Matt joking with her many times that she never seemed to have an ounce of fat on her. However, due to that fact, Laila was lacking certain...assets...that Mara had in abundance. Laila wasn't exactly flat chested, but she looked it next to Mara. "And let go of the sword, please. We both get that you're a badass."
Mara giggled again, flipping the blade of the huge sword downwards so that she could drive it into the ground and let it go, opening and closing her hand as the burns on her palms began to heal.
Laila looked at the healing display in surprise and then the same irritation that had colored her face when she'd understood Mara's appraising look returned. But then it was like a lightbulb clicked in her mind and she turned to Matt in shock. "Why are you being so calm about this situation? Why is a demon listening to you? Why don't you seem to care that she's clearly a demon?" On the last question in particular, Laila pointed to Mara's wings and tail.
Matt chuckled in reply. "Well. I've kind of just...accepted that the world is just more open than I realized. At least I can rest easy that you being my guardian angel makes
all
the sense in the world." He grinned wider as Laila's cheeks began to color again.
Mara drew everyone's attention again as she spoke, "She's not a guardian angel. She's a warrior. And-"
"No one was talking to you,
filth
!" Laila spat out venomously as she interrupted the demon.
"Oh, you have no idea how
filthy
I am." Mara shot back with a lustful grin.
"Hey!" Matt snapped his fingers, causing a flame to burst into the air before immediately dispersing it. "I get it. Angel, demon, fight fight fight. I don't care. Neutral corners, both of you. That means no name calling."
"Yes,
Matt
." Mara nodded with a sigh, pouting slightly. "She started it... She literally tried to kill me but whatever..."
Laila seemed more surprised by Matt's display than anything else. "Matt...when did you learn elemental magic...?"
"Not bad, right?" Matt grinned proudly. "Mara taught me this morning. And the name calling goes for you too. Same with the whole not killing each other thing."
Laila rolled her eyes, putting her hands up to signal a truce, her angelic appearance immediately fading into the Laila that Matt was more familiar with, wearing a colorful sweater with rainbows and blue jeans that fit her well without showing off too much of her figure. Her fashion was always more substance over form. This also showed that she wasn't kidding about being on her break since she was still wearing an apron with the logo of the store that she worked at over her clothes. "It wasn't an insult. It's a fact. She
is
filth. She was literally born into existence by sin. She shouldn't even
have
a human form, much less be able to heal a burn from a holy-."
Laila froze mid-sentence, slowly turning to Mara, who just grinned knowingly back at her, making a point of showing off the collar on her neck. "Oh God..." Laila gasped in horror. "She's your
familiar
?!"
"Laila, calm down..." Matt tried his best not to chuckle at Laila's reaction, but it had been so over the top, he couldn't help himself.
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!" Laila muttered as she began to pace back and forth. "This is bad. This is bad. This is really, really bad."
"Should an angel be using such language?" Matt looked up thoughtfully.
"Oh, fuck you, Matt! You
know
I fucking swear, especially-... Okay...okay, this is okay. We can fix this. Nobody even knows she's here."
"Actually, another angel tried to kill me a few weeks ago." Mara pointed out casually. "It was way more powerful than you."
"What...?" Laila practically whimpered, the color draining from her face before it almost comically returned as she shouted into the sky. "FUCK!"
"Laila, breathe. It's okay. In with the good air, out with the bad." Matt reassured, placing a hand on Laila's trembling shoulder.
"Matt, you don't understand!" Laila wailed, tears forming slightly in her eyes. "I'm not being overdramatic this time. I'm used to human emotions. This is
really
bad. For an angel to be in my territory while I'm gone and then... You probably thought she was an injured animal because you're...
you
! And then you not only healed her but...I...I didn't even know you were ready for a familiar yet and...FUCK!"
"So, we're going to have some angelic company, is what you're saying." Mara mentioned, completely unfazed. In fact, she seemed to be getting more excited, her bloodlust switch clearly flipped on as she bared her teeth again. "I get that
this
angel is your friend, but I can kill others, right?"
"
No one
is killing any angels!" Laila roared before taking a deep breath to regain herself. "Matt, I really need to talk to you. In private."
"Psh!" Mara rolled her eyes. "Oh, fuck off! Unless he orders me to, I'm not going anywhere."
"No one was talking to you!" Laila growled, stomping on the floor. "You shut your fucking filth mouth! This is all your fault!"
"Matt, she called me filth again." Mara complained.
"Laila, apologize." Matt said calmly.
Laila's eyes began to tear up again. "Why are you taking her side over
mine
?"