~~Eric~~
"How the fuck did no cops follow us?" Eric said. Beatrice had to stop driving and let him take the wheel, before the dumb woman ended up getting them all killed. "I mean you nearly hit a hundred pedestrians, and I'm pretty sure you killed a dog."
"I did not kill a dog, Eric. I'll fucking kill you if you don't shut up."
"... I'm pretty sure you—"
"I didn't hit any fucking dog!" She smiled as she said it, or, yelled it. For some reason, it seemed like she was enjoying this, both the life-or-death scenario, but also the bickering.
"We really going to Rich Side?"
"Yeap, my boyfriend lives here."
"... your boyfriend lives in Rich Side."
"Yeap."
"You got piercings coming out of twenty different holes in your body, and you got tattoos covering probably half of you. How did you bag a rich guy?"
He expected her to punch him. He'd have deserved it too. Bitter, just so damn fucking bitter whenever the topic came to money, and women, and it went full on acidic when it was the two combined. He didn't need a fucking therapist to tell him that. Part of the reason he told Ganders he didn't want to the job was cause he knew what would happen if conversations ever steered in this direction. Didn't know how to shut the fuck up.
But crocodile face laughed, and winked her snake eye at him. "He bagged me, you fucker. Now hurry up."
Bagged her. Rich guy bagged the punk rocker girl. Sounded like something out of a trash romance novel, and considering the smile on her face, it may very well have been a happily ever after ending that would have made Eric puke. But circumstances being what they were, a giant shit show of blood and insanity, he let it slide.
She guided him up to one of the bigger mansions topping one of the smooth hills. He almost suggested she was lying, but she hopped out, pulled Jack out of the backseat into her arms, and started toward the mansion like she knew the place, like she knew the long walkways up to the huge doors, like she knew the guy who owned it like he was her lover.
Well, damn.
"Should I—"
"Come on, you're helping me, in case I need some extra hands. And besides, I have to keep an eye on you. You know you're the only human in the city who knows about us who isn't on a leash?"
"A leash?"
"Brainwashed, dude. You really need to watch some vampire movies." She adjusted the kid in her arms as they walked. A lifeless corpse. She said it was torpor, some kind of deep sleep for vamps, and the lack of heartbeat or breathing was perfectly normal. And it was, considering she wasn't doing them either.
"That mean I can use garlic or a holy cross to—"
"Ahaha! Oh fuck no, oh my god please don't. If you tried to fight off a vamp with garlic, they'd shove that shit down your throat. With a cross? Well, they'd probably stab you to death with it."
"... lovely."
"But, hey, Fiona's a good friend to me and a bunch of the vamps down here in the trenches, Natasha and Jack and Damien, and apparently even that slut Jessy. You did her a solid, so I'll do you one." She stopped at the door, and knocked.
Thirty seconds later, it opened, and a man in a suit offered a small bow. "Madam Damor. I—oh my, is that the young Master Terry?"
"Yeah Alfred, it is. Julias's gonna let him use the basement tonight, already unlocked the shit remotely."
"Very good Madam. And is this a new member of the fold?" The dude nodded toward Eric. Pretty lame of Triss to call him Alfred; guy wasn't even old. He didn't seem to mind though, and he stepped aside to let them in.
He seemed kind of creepy too, and it only got worse as Eric stepped into the mansion. A few more people came by to see who had showed up, and they all had the same sort of subtle smile, the smile a person had when they were happy. Brainwashed? Brainwashed.
Eric couldn't help but whistle. God damn this was a nice mansion, a classic mansion, the sort of mansion rich people had a couple hundred years ago, except now with air conditioning and LED lights instead of shitty old bulbs. LED lights in chandeliers, what a delightful statement of the sort of place Dolareido could be: classic meets modern; also more commonly known as: pretentious as all fuck.
"Come on." Triss adjusted Jack in her arms, and continued down the hall, past the 'humans', and around a corner to find a door, that led to a hallway, that led to a stairway, that led down, and down, and down.
"Want me to ho... no, I suppose you don't really need me to hold him, do you?"
"Fucking course not. Christ man, I'm strong enough I could rip you in half and I mean that literally." She looked over her shoulder at him, and laughed. Not angry then, just boasting about how badass she was. Reminded him of that Jessy vampire, sort of, in a way.
"I guess, yeah. I... yeah." Yeah, he was walking down the stairs of a mansion, with two vampires. The mansion was filled with brainwashed servants, or assistants, or whatever it was called when someone was both a housekeeper, and a slave. They seemed happy, but did it count if it was brainwashing happy? "So who lives here?"
"Not sure what name he uses for records and shit, but we know him as Julias Mire."
"Doesn't ring a... a..." Shit. He stuck out a hand to catch the hallway wall, and breathed deep. Stars speckled his vision, warning him that his blood pressure was low. Well, no fucking duh, he'd given a bucket of it to the kid in Triss's arms.
Kid looked better, at least. Instead of looking like roadkill after a few crows had had their turns with it, now he just looked like fresh roadkill. All things considered, that was a pretty miraculous recovery. He still had no hands, but there were some weird lumps where the blood, flesh, and skin was at his wrists, like bone was trying to get out. Gross.
"Don't pass out on me. Or I'll lock you up in the dungeon until Julias can deal with you."
"Dungeon, yeah ri—there's a dungeon, isn't there."
"Yeap. Viktor, Julias's sire, used to own this place. Sick fuck, powerful as hell, did some nasty crap, tortured people, shit like that. He was this kid's grandsire."
"You're telling me an awful lot about your secret vamp society."
"Nothing that's dangerous, nothing you can use to prove we exist or somehow attack us. The fuck do you take me for?"
"A loud mouth punk."
Again she laughed, and the two of them stepped into a tunnel. More tunnels, god damn it not more tunnels. At least these were well lit, with flat walls instead of the curved walls of the old abandoned tunnels. There were half a dozen gates, each that looked ready to kill him if he said the wrong password. But they were open, and Triss walked through them without fear.
"Ah, this is a nice bed. Was fucking Julias on it when we learned Jack here had disappeared. Hope he doesn't mind."
Imagining crocodile face having sex was a weird image. She had a killer body, the sort you'd find on a fitness model advertising her dance routine. Muscles, but no steroid abuse, lean and ripped but without hitting the point of amenorrhea. Probably could be one of those new internet ass girl sensations, putting pictures of herself in a thong online and letting the money roll in, if not for the claws and crazy eye and the teeth. And the weird, long tongue he got a glimpse of too.
He looked around the room. A rich man's underground bunker, with a huge fancy bed, four poster, with big wardrobes on the wall, and a laptop.
"No bathrooms?" he said.
Dumb question, and she looked at him with a raised brow before laughing.
"Vampires don't shit or piss, man. We're dead. We drink blood and sleep during the day."
"Right, right..." He leaned against the wall, and looked around some more at the indulgent decor while the woman put her friend on the bed. "He safe here?"
"We just need to close the gates behind us as we leave, and it'll lock down until someone either undoes the locks remotely, or at the digital padlocks at each gate."
"Sounds high tech. Not worried about a hacker trying to get in here while you sleep?"
"It's also got some giant-as-fuck locks that you lock from the inside, big metal bars and padlocks and shit, old school. If we were staying in the room, I'd get those too, but Jack should be safe with the high tech shit until Julias returns."
"... that is pretty damn secure. Next you're going to tell me you sleep inside unbreakable coffins that are locked from the inside."
"I don't. Pretty sure my boss does, wherever he sleeps." She set the kid down gently, and pat his head a few times. "God damn this kid, constantly getting into shit. Poor guy can't go five feet without vamps or monsters or werewolves — or hunters apparently — fucking up his day."
"... werewolves exist?"
"Oh yeah. You think vamps are strong?" She shivered, rubbed her arms, and motioned for him to join her as they left the kid in the bunker. "You saw the shit Fiona and Athalia were doing in that nightmare world. Imagine a ten-foot-tall wolf beast capable of doing that, being that strong, except out here in the rea—physical world. Fucking juggernauts."
Werewolves. Werewolves. He started breathing faster, and his eyes went wide as he watched the girl's back and followed her. Werewolves. Wolves. Shit, who had Fiona mentioned?
"... Fiona said something about a woman named Avery."
"Yeah, pack leader of the werewolves here in Dolareido. Why'd Fiona bring her up?"
Shit shit shit. Quick, think fast.
"She asked if I'd seen her, said she might be looking for Jack too." Fuck. Fuck fuck.
"Ah, yeah, she might be."
Shit. Fucking shit fuck. Avery was a pack leader. Pack, leader, of werewolves. Wolves. Oh god, oh christ, fucking hell.