Muscular Mules
Nonhuman Story

Muscular Mules

by Qoo123 17 min read 4.7 (2,300 views)
anthro anthropomorphic furry gay equine feline mule love
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This erotic story features anthropomorphic (furry) characters, intelligent humanoid beings with both animal and human characteristics.

"Muscular Mules"

SHORT STORY

"Do you have money?"

"Yeah. Enough for the bar."

"Save it for when you're on your own. I'll pay for drinks before I drop you in the deep end."

Sid reluctantly accepted his friend Aaron's plan. The cat rifled through his wallet one more time before leaving his room. Staring at the small fold of bills -- all minor denominations -- he let out an exasperated sigh. "You don't have to do this for me," he said, returning his gaze to Aaron.

"But I'm doing it anyway." The dwarfish pony didn't cut the same figure as most equines, but he made up for his height in other ways. Chief of which right now was his devotion to the bro code. He was Sid's wingman for today, and he took to this time-honoured tradition with the focus and discipline it deserved.

They had been room-mates for a long time. Learning the ins and outs of their friend's taste in romantic partners came naturally, as through the course of conversation and drama they discerned the specifics of each other's predilections. Sid was 100% gay, and played up his effeminate qualities a little more when liquid lubrication was supplied. To lustful eyes he was a cute

femboy

who liked to dress in clothes that were predominantly male-coded, and very ordinary, but always had something tender and feminine to them that caused one to second-guess their sexuality. Thus his intent in donning them: a slight tease. Maybe it was the shorts that clung very noticeably to his soft bottom whilst exposing a dash of bulge, or the tendency to wear t-shirts that exposed his furry midriff in an almost sneaky fashion -- weather-permitting, of course. There were a few ways he tended to display his sexuality yet never go too far, as the shyness that pervaded his social life since his school days always blocked the excessive.

Today, however, he was able to stay his awkwardness thanks to beautiful weather and his friend backing him up. Lots of people were going about town in short, breezy clothing. Exposed arms and legs were the norm. A high-cut paradise. Sid could dissolve right into the crowd. Today, he dressed in Summer casual -- beach-going but equally valid downtown. His short-sleeve t-shirt was of the right length that if he raised his arms, the covering of his midriff would be undone -- granting a peek at his little kitty-cat belly. Just the way he liked it! His shorts were his usual, and Sid opted to forgo any footwear, as the streets were kept clear for the anthro denizens of the city at all times. He could already feel the sun-seared side-walk beneath his pads.

Aaron, by contrast, was the straight man of the pair. In more ways than one! Well...apart from occasional 'experimentation'. The brown-furred equine stomped impatiently as he waited for Sid to quit dilly-dallying. His own attire was plain, not intending to draw attention away from the guy he was wingman to. His dark colours brightened Sid's hazel and white fur, complimenting it.

This was the first time he'd managed to corral Sid into going to a bar with the express intention of hooking up with someone. Sid didn't know who, but Aaron did -- and kept that information in reserve, chuckling internally. One glance around the cat's room told you plenty about what kind of guy he was into. Pin-ups of rough, tough, buff dudes lined his bed, with space graciously left available for a handful of movie posters that fought desperately for relevance on the steamy tableau of Sid's wall. Aaron was a good friend, and even supplied him with magazines and websites to fuel his friend's passion. Maybe that was a sign they'd been

roomies

too long. Did people usually start encouraging others' sexual interests for no reason other than being a bro to them? Aaron didn't want to know the answer to that question, even if it fell in his favour.

Sid had a particular fondness for a series of pin-ups entitled 'Muscular Mules'. A spin-off of a raunchy all-male publishing house's popular 'Stallion' series, 'Mules' had something about it that captivated Sid. The models, perhaps? Their build, their workmanlike demeanour, their...particularly bulky sex appeal? Whosoever was splayed in a sensual pose across a centrefold, or happened to represent the month in a sexy calendar, possessed a certain...magnetism...

Aaron had always wanted to drag Sid out of fantasy and into the real world. To get out more, have more fun. But the cat's nervousness about hookup culture had held plans back. Sid wouldn't just date someone, or fuck someone in a one-night stand -- he had to be encouraged. Corralled. Well, that was Aaron's job anyway, so...

"C'mon Sid. Quit staring at your wallet and let's go."

"Hold on, wait," came the reply from the cat, "I need to check I've got enough for rent this month."

"Jesus dude! I'll comp you if you end up spending too much. Come on!"

* * *

The taxi ride downtown was uneventful. Sid had a touch of the nerves -- nothing a little pep talk from his friend couldn't salve. Aaron laid out his game plan:

"I've set you up with a friend of mine. Guy I know from running track down by the sports centre."

"T-thanks," came Sid's timid reply.

Aaron looked over at him. "Relax -- it's not a date-date. Not if you don't want it to be. You can just talk. He's chill with it."

"If you say so."

"I do say so. Sid, listen...don't let your nerves get to you, eh? You're just going to meet up with someone to hang out with, that's all. Like you would any friend."

As they arrived outside the bar Aaron gave the cat an elbow-nudge and a charismatic smile.

"You'll have a great time, trust me! I know your type."

* * *

The pair entered the bar. It was classy -- nowhere near the kind of dive Sid had thought his friend would drag him along to. Well-lit. Reasonable clientele. Then again, Aaron was putting his best foot forward -- perhaps he was making sure the vibes were right for first impressions, and in doing so stepping out of his comfort zone as well?

"C'mon, should be down this way," said the pony as he led his friend around.

Sid and Aaron walked through a busy crowd and found themselves at the far end of the building. Function rooms and private tables dwelt this way, fenced off by velvet ropes, with fewer open barstools for the plebs to avail of. Anthros of various stripes flitted about. They slipped through the commotion and came at last to the planned rendezvous at the end of the main bar.

Up ahead, Aaron spied their prize. A tall, dark-furred anthro sat at the bar. Of similar equine build but a fair bit larger than Sid's pony friend. A deep chestnut brown mane flowed freely, groomed to perfection. His ears flicked idly as he looked side-to-side -- obviously waiting for someone.

That someone gulped as he began his approach.

Aaron kept back and to the side, his wingman-ly duties paramount. Sid walked forward a few paces, still directly behind (and therefore out-of-view) of his prospective date. Small shivers consumed him and butterflies played havoc with his innards. But he kept going, spurred on by Aaron's advice and good-natured encouragement:

"C'mon dude, take it easy! I'm right here...so relax..."

Sid calmed. His friends words were more than welcome. This would be one of the few times he went out dating -- even if it just resulted in making a new friend. His shyness was a tough opponent, willing to pull out all the stops to keep him single. Now, however, it didn't feel as bad.

Just like Aaron said, it's not really a date-date. Not if I don't want it to be. We're just chatting.

As if on cue, Aaron shattered Sid's calm composure by throwing his arm up in the air, waving wildly, and calling out: "YO! Ben! Behind ya!"

The tall equine cross-breed at the bar turned around. Sid's eyes went wide, and all his fears of social interaction came surging back to him. Then, suddenly, a thought occurred:

That face! This 'Ben'?

No...it couldn't be...

Holy shit!

...

It is!

...

Sid realised who he had been set up to meet as images flashed across his mind's eye:

A countryside idyll...bathed in setting sunlight...golden hues cast across a red barn nestled among rolling hills that were blanketed by wildflowers. Ben stood at the entrance, chocolate-brown fur darkened by the door-frame overhead. Shirtless. Only a pair of faded jeans hugging his powerful legs. His mane...cascading down his back, over his shoulders. Slightly dishevelled. A thick leather belt wrapped around his waistline. Dirt clung to his hooves.

FLASH!!!

The scene had transformed: Ben was up close, leaning against the barn door, arms crossed...the faint sheen of sweat captured in time by the photographer's retro-style flash-bulb. A smirk played on his lips as he gazed out toward the horizon...

FLASH!!!

Another manly vista: Ben sat on a hay-bale in a relaxed pose, hands resting casually on his thighs...

FLASH!!!

He was now inside the barn, one arm raised -- leaning against the top of the door-frame. Backlit by the warm light of the fading sun...body cloaked in shadow...his silhouette revealing every curve and contour of his muscled body. And his body -- bare, his clothes long discarded. A black outline hinting at a scandalous, sensual physique...

...

Sid gulped. Time seemed to stop as he was barraged by visions of his prospective date in other environs:

Behind the doors of a neon-drenched clubhouse in a rainswept city street, its clientele indistinguishable from the urban noir background...Ben, reclining...his gaze inviting...his shirt open, tight leather pants bulging with maleness...

FLASH!!!

An axe fell, splitting wood set upon a chopping-block...a hearty grunt heralded a second swing...Ben, his muscled form flexing, almost bursting what little clothes he wore at the seams...as the green woods behind him wafted in a Summer breeze...

FLASH!!!

The pale light of morning peered through half-open curtains. A bedroom...warm and cosy...a great brown figure lying on their side...posing seductively...Ben, his eyes burning with intensity and desire. His body naked, his decency preserved only by the smallest shred of bedsheet draped over his groin...

...

As Sid pictured scene after scene, words soon followed. Titles and descriptions:

Autumnal Adonais, Lumberjack's Labours, Christmas Cabin...

More and more, flowing through his thoughts:

Daring Detective, Tender Tribesman, Farmyard Fantasy...

Again and again and again. And, above all else, the overarching label:

'Muscular Mules'

Sid mouthed the words, getting as far as the first syllable before being dragged back to the real world.

Musc--

"Hey Aaron, good to see you." The anthro's warm welcome derailed Sid's train of thought. Wearing a loose shirt and tight trousers, accentuating his broad and chiselled figure, the mule looked across at him. He smiled. So dashing! Sid smiled back nervously.

"This here's Sid," said Aaron, slapping his friend's back with a hearty thud, "he's a big fan of yours!"

Sid still couldn't believe it. The guy he'd been set up to meet was one of his favourite pin-up models! And dear God! He looked even better in person...

I had no idea Aaron knew guys like him.

"Hi Sid," Ben said in a pleasant baritone.

It took Sid a second to to realise he needed to reply. He waved his hand and said 'hi' back. Again his nerves were tormenting him -- it would take one slip-up or faux pas to send him spiralling.

"So," came Aaron's warbling voice, "I believe drinks are in order!" He produced a bundle of banknotes and shoved it unceremoniously into Sid's mitts. "There you go bud, told you I'd pay." Then, the pony swivelled on one hoof and made to leave, causing Sid to blurt out:

"W-wait? You're leaving already!?"

Aaron shot him a devious look. "Course! My work here is done. I gotta sense for this you see. A knack, if you will. I know you and Ben will hit it off...get on like a house on fire. What else do you need me for, hmm?" With that, he sauntered off, waving to his friends as he departed. His hooves beat a steady

clop-clop-clop

that diminished in volume the further her walked, continuing to announce his exit long after he disappeared into the crowd.

Sid gave a lacklustre wave in return, before turning around and looking at Ben. Mixed horse/donkey parentage leant him a powerful, bulky appearance. Through his loose-fitting shirt Sid saw firm pecs and rippling abs, furred flesh straining to escape the confines of 100% Egyptian cotton. A tightness that continued into his trousers, that hugged bulging thigh and calf before stopping short of broad shiny hooves.

As Sid regarded him so too did Ben study the slender feline that had graced his presence. Cute face -- especially the way his nose scrunched. The t-shirt and shorts combo wasn't what he'd expected (Aaron's descriptions had conjured different, nerdier images in his mind) but came together to give the cat a touch of brash charm whilst not denying his timid personality. A little flirty. Some fur poked out from between his t-shirt and shorts -- spilling over in swatches of hazel and white. Slender legs flowed, terminating in soft-padded paws as like their hoofed counterparts most anthros went barefoot where possible.

"You gonna talk or just stare?"

Sid's face dropped. He'd let things go on too long without a follow-up. The warm crimson of the velvet ropes adorning nearby doorways was found severely wanting 'gainst the vibrant hues of Sid's glowing embarrassment -- his face flush with blood-red shame. He was about to turn tail and run when a soft look from Ben bade him stay.

"I don't mind staring, it's how I make a living after all!" The buff mule patted a barstool next to him. "Wanna sit down?"

Sid gave an unsteady 'sure' as an answer.

"Then," said the larger anthro, "why don't we get started by spending some of Aaron's drinking money?"

* * *

First round of drinks was to be the most expensive and flavourful -- as the more they imbibed the less they'd be able to discern the niceties of taste; it would made no sense at that point to spring for fancy cocktails made of all kinds of fruits and liqueurs. A tall glass of luminous green accompanying a slender flute of deep blue -- both adorned with lemon, lime, and a salted rim -- arrived. Ben and Sid picked up their drinks.

"Cheers."

They clinked glasses.

The first splash of alcohol in Sid's mouth tickled him -- he sipped some more and started to calm down. No big deal -- just an icon of his infatuation sitting right next him at a bar, on a date with him! Wait...was this a date-date or not a date-date? That was up to him...right? What should he say? What should he do? The feline's mind raced as his anxieties fought against the lapping tide of slight inebriation.

Ben made the first move, asking a little about Sid. His life, his job, his hobbies -- that sort of thing. Sid gave polite but non-committal answers, and the equine hybrid sensed his reluctance to say much of anything. So, he changed tack:

"I hear you like my modelling work?"

Sid flushed red again -- this time his ears were the worst; bright beacons blazing for all to see. "Uh...yeah...um, Aaron mentioned that to you didn't he." He took another sip of his cocktail.

Ben mulled over how next to proceed.

"Well," said the mule, "do you have any favourites? I've done plenty of clothed shoots but from what our friend tells me it's my adult catalogue you have a particular interest in." He was satisfied with his phrasing. Enough to tease out the real Sid he knew lay bundled beneath layers of shyness. Aaron had been right: Sid was his type. Ben was tired of the gym rats and the air-headed 'dude-bros' he had to spend time with most days, and so gravitated towards the sensitive. The petite (compared to him). The soft, cute guys he could wrap completely in a big bear hug, and smother with his bulky frame. Who made him feel like a protector, not a competitor.

He watched the cat glance furtively about, and chuckled. "Easy Sid, I'm not trying to torment you."

Sid contemplated his own next move. Should he be more forward? More flirty? He had to break out of his shell some day. Maybe today was the day? The alcohol certainly helped. As he watched the mule drink he made the decision to gush:

"Okay," said the cat, taking a deep breath, "this is really weird for me. Like, a guy I have a tonne of sexy pin-ups of is talking to me...like...in person...I mean, this isn't a normal day for me as you can probably guess..."

"I know," Ben said, "from what Aaron tells me you don't meet new folks that often."

"Oh gosh did he really share everything there was to know about me!? Ugh!" Sid kicked the leg of his stool in frustration, which Ben found endearing. The shared a look and eased into quiet mutual laughter. "Alright...anyway...your modelling..."

Sid continued: "my, uh, my favourites are those Spring calendar shoots you do for

Muh

-Muscular Mules...there's just something about the way you can pose with sunlit fields behind you that...uh, never mind. Um, I also think you look great on the beach -- can picture the breeze blowing through your mane...uh, um...oh and I have some of your cosplay pin-ups. The, uh, ones where you're dressed--"

"In nothing but a thin loincloth that barely covers my junk? And in some very special cases: nothing at all?"

"

Yuh

-yeah," Sid tittered, "those ones. They're not as 'tasteful' as your other work for Muscular Mules but, um--"

"Well the company only sells those to order, while the rest of my work is sold in conventional stores. I'm nude in a lot of those, especially the calendars, but with clever use of light and shadow you don't see anything dangerous."

"Uh-huh. But I like both. You're very good at..." Sid trailed off. Was he really going to compliment how he thought Ben was very good at being naked? He only just met the guy! And what sort of phrasing was that? Then again, he was veering into that territory, although so far he was sure he'd avoided saying anything too indecent. He was just a person admiring art. Looking wasn't a crime.

He was interrupted by another chuckle from Ben, the mule tipping his glass to him. "Always nice to meet a fan! Maybe I could bring you to a shoot?"

Ben studied Sid's expression. Beyond the physical interest he knew the cat had for him, he saw a hint of happiness. That he was getting along with one of his photographic idols -- a celebrity, no matter how minor, in Sid's eyes. It gladdened him that he wasn't scaring off the feline.

"I..."

"I mean, it's a valid offer. But only if you're comfortable, and only if we end up better acquainted. I don't show off in person for free to just about anybody. Guy's gotta make a living." He paused, sizing up his date. "Let's not get bogged down on the finer points of my job, hmm? Aaron set us up 'cause he though we would match well. I don't know how he comes up with these things, but I'm enjoying myself so far. What about you?"

Sid smiled. "Yeah. This is kinda fun."

"I'd hope I was more than 'kinda' fun," joked Ben, "but hey, we just met. Wanna get some more drinks and see where the evening takes us?"

* * *

What had begun as friendly conversation over drinks had become a night on the town. Ben and Sid moved from bar to club, seeking light and music. Loud music. The pounding, drowning kind. An early headache, to eclipse the hangover both were going to have the next morning, but on their terms. It was this need for excitement that drove them searching, until they found a place nestled between two refurbished row-houses accessible through a flight of steps that wound below street-level. Once inside, they were confronted by exactly the pulse-pounding rhythms of electronic dance music they desired. Ben was more familiar with this scene than Sid, and recognised a few local faces from elsewhere, but the cat soon let go of his prior inhibitions and thrived on the club floor.

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