In a shady part of town, down a side street and tucked away well out of sight, lies a large, unassuming building. The type you would walk past without ever noticing. Ryan almost didn't notice it himself, as he approached the address, shivering in the cool evening breeze. There were no windows to speak of, and only a thick wooden door with the number painted across it. He checked his phone once more to confirm...yes, this was definitely the place. Tentatively, he reached forward and pushed the door. It was heavy, but it slowly creaked open and he walked inside.
The interior was hardly any brighter than outside. The bulbs flickered poorly, as if on their last legs and he saw a lone man standing at a shabby looking counter.
"Um, I'm here..." Ryan began, growing more and more dubious that this was a good idea. "I'm here about the ad that was posted..."
"Oh?" the man raised an eyebrow.
"Yes...ah..." Ryan avoided eye contact. "The one looking for guys willing to fuck horny women."
The man smiled. "Ah yes, you have come to the right place."
"So, uh...where are the horny women then?" He glanced around the small entrance room and eyed several doors leading to other parts of the building.
"Well, there will be horny women, rest assured. But first, let me explain to you what we do here, since you look a little unsure." the man responded.
"Uh, yeah, okay go on. What exactly is the deal here?"
"To put it simply, we offer women the chance to have anonymous sex with men of their choosing. As the ad suggested, you will be volunteering to have sex with these horny women."
"So...do I have to pay or anything? And do I just wait for them to turn up?" Ryan pondered aloud.
"No no, of course not. They will be paying for the unique service we offer. Though yes, you will have to wait until a customer arrives. If you wish to proceed, there are a few minor conditions which you should understand."
"Of course there are. What are they?" Ryan said with a roll of his eyes.
"Firstly, you will not be paid for any of this. Secondly, you agree to follow our instructions prior to meeting the customer. This may include wearing a specified outfit or ingesting certain substances designed to ahem enhance the experience." he explained.
"Thats it? Dude I'll wear whatever they want...and I think I catch your drift there. Yep, sounds good to me. I'm just dying to bust a nut, y'know!" he chuckled as he followed the man through a doorway into some kind of waiting room.
Meanwhile, a witch soars through the sky. Her presence masked to those below by a simple incantation, she glides calmly down to the other side of the building where a strange marking is painted on the wall. She lands in front of the marking and taps it twice with the end of her broomstick, causing a soft knocking sound.
The brick wall fades into an ethereal doorway, which appears as a thin, cloudy film which the witch steps through nonchalantly as she enters the true entrance to this enigmatic enterprise.
Once inside, she is greeted by a rather bright and warm looking entrance. A woman at the counter is tilting her head from side to side and beaming a friendly smile as she notices the new customer and chirps a greeting.
"Welcome! Welcome to Monster Fuckers Anonymous, where your darkest desires become reality! What are you looking for today?" she asked as the witch approached the counter.
The saleswoman held out an old tome which the witch opened and began to flick through. Upon the pages lay illustrations of all manor of hideous and terrifying beasts accompanied by descriptions and prices. To the ordinary person, these creatures would be unthinkable monsters, though the witch gazed at the book with the same eager and indecisive look that one might cast at a menu in a fancy restaurant.
"These are just presets that are popular with other customers. You can also create a custom monster, or give us a basic description and we will whip something up for you. Oh, and we have a special offer on slimes today, if you are interested." the saleswoman noted helpfully.
"Oh really? I'm actually in the mood for something a little more...ah, dangerous today so I won't go for that offer. What I want is something big. Hairy. Lots of teeth, claws, you know standard monster stuff."
"Mhmm, yes we can do that."
"And, uh, strong. I want it to easily overpower me."
"Yes of course, anything else?"
"Hmm..." the witch began to blush before continuing "Can it be a drooler? I don't know why but I just want it to drool all over me."
"Yes, we can do that. How many arms would you like it to have?"
The witch furrowed her brow, "Just the two is fine I suppose. Ah...now that you mention it I might as well go for 4. Why not?"