For the millionth time that day, Trevor read the gift card.
'One free massage, courtesy of Mamono Massage, the most unique massage parlor out there! Come enjoy the relaxing touch of a tail, tentacle or paw you can't find anywhere else!'
Grimacing, he moved down to the fine print:
'Expires 2-28'
Today, in other words. He wished he knew what was going through Mike's head when he bought this thing for Trevor. Mike knew he didn't like mamono. Everyone he worked--well, used to work with knew that. Did he get this during some cheap Valentine's Day special? No, Mike made plenty more than Trevor, so Trevor wouldn't expect him to skimp on a gift.
Trevor let out a shaky breath and let the gift card fall to his lap. Mike wasn't always 100% there. Brilliant, yeah, but Trevor couldn't always tell if he was brilliant on a level much higher than his own mind, or lower. Sometimes Trevor felt his friend had a little goblin in his head, switching his brain on and off whenever he got bored.
Trevor's original plan was to just trash the thing and pretend like it never happened. Mike, however, had thrown a wrench into that plan when he started asking Trevor about the gift card. Every day, some kind of question or reminder or comment or something. He almost seemed excited to hear about it. As much as Trevor might have wanted to, he couldn't just throw the gift away. He couldn't bring himself to do that to Mike.
Grumbling, Trevor lifted up the gift card and read it again. Still the same description, still the same expiration date. He could hear Mike in his head, saying, "It'll be great, man! You'll get the kinda massage that could change your life!"
The only kind of change Trevor wanted in his life was a job. And whatever he got, he certainly wanted it far away from any mamono.
"It'll help you get over your fear!"
A completely healthy fear, one that kept him safe and single. It wasn't like he couldn't function around mamono, he just didn't enjoy their company. Or much anything about them.
But what could he do? He owed it to Mike for putting him up after the fallout at work. And it wasn't like he didn't have some tension in need of relief. Trevor whacked his head on the dashboard. This wasn't going to relieve any tension.
Enough dilly-dallying. He was here, it was the last day to do it, and he had nowhere else to be. Just had to get it over with. All the mamono that worked there were surely professionals, though he wasn't positive the definition of 'professional' was the same for humans and mamono.
His eyes narrowed as he scanned the parking lot. There weren't many cars around, and no one had come or gone the whole time Trevor had been outside debating with himself. Not entirely unexpected, he supposed. The place wasn't top notch, out back behind some strip mall with a parking lot that needed some attention, though the storefront looked nice enough. A working neon 'Open' sign stared back at him from the tall windows. He tried to look inside, but the glare from the sun made it impossible to make anything out. At least that daylight would make it less likely they'd try something? Maybe?
"Just gotta do it," he whispered to himself, and got out of the car.
By the time he got to the front door, his palms were sweating and he could've sworn he was running a fever. A shaky hand pulled the door open and a bell chimed.
"Oh! Welcome! Come right on in, hun!"
His greeter was a peppy little thing, wearing a modest enough shirt with the company logo over her heart. Two cattle horns grew from her head, her ears were far too big to be a human's, and her tits were... generous, especially for her size. She certainly knew how to wear a smile, though.
'Even the receptionist?' thought Trevor. Actually, no, *especially* the receptionist. This place marketed hard on their masseuses being mamono, of course the first person a customer met, the receptionist, would be one too.
"H-hi." Ugh, he was stuttering. Good going, Trevor, show them exactly how worried you are around them. I'm sure they love that. "I'm, um, here for a free massage?" He shoved the gift card out in front of him, hoping the receptionist knew what to do with it.
"How 'bout that?" She had a soothing, mild sort of drawl to her voice. Still wearing that smile, she took the card from him and swiped it. "You know, ya the first guy to redeem one'a these. See a lot more gals in here."
"Oh. That's nice."
"What's your name?"
"Trevor."
"You get this from your honey, Trevor?"
"No, I... I, ah, don't have one."
"Oooh, you best not say that 'round the girls here, they'll snatch a cute thing like you right up."
Trevor pulled at his collar. Did the air get thicker somehow? It wasn't going down to his lungs so easily. He should've kept his mouth shut, but what else was he going to say? 'I got this from my male roommate as a 'Sorry our asshole boss fired you' gift?'
"I won't," he replied.
The receptionist gave him a look before turning to her computer. "Well, I got a few girls available right now, or you can pick from anyone who works here and then make an appointment to come back some other time."
"No appointments." Absolutely not. He'd never be coming here again. "Do you have anyone who is, umm, not so mamono?"
Wow. That sounded horribly racist. Or specist? Was that a word? "Sorry."
Fortunately, the receptionist wasn't fazed. She reach over, and laid her hand atop Trevor's sweaty one. "Hun, I hear ya completely. Not everyone who comes here is ready to dive right in. I'm just happy to see you here."
Trevor watched her tongue roll around her cheeks as she scanned the computer screen. "Hmm. Well... no, probably not. Not her. Ehhh, not her either. So either her or..." She took a moment before looking back to Trevor. "I think your best bet is Aneru. She's been doing this a while, knows how to lay it on real gentle if that's what you want. And as a succubus, she's--"
"No!" Trevor shook a hand at the receptionist. "I mean, please, no thank you." No succubi, never a succubi.
The receptionist gave an understanding nod. "Alright, hun, you don't need to do anything you don't wanna. But that only leaves one other girl I think would work, and she's not all that human." She raised a finger before Trevor could protest. "However, she's wonderful with new customers, very easy to either chat with or completely ignore, your choice. Not only that, she--" The receptionist paused to look around and make sure no one else was around. "Between you and me, she gives the absolute best massages you can get here. The other girls get a little jealous 'cause her equipment gives her somethin' of an advantage."
"Equipment?" Trevor swallowed. "I'm not so sure I want to know what you mean."
Her gaze softened and she clasped her hands together, resting them on the desk. "I understand, really, I do. I've seen all sortsa people come in just as nervous as you. There aren't really a lotta mamono 'round the city, and the exotic allure of it all fades a bit when you're actually here in-person. Now you're tellin' me you don't want to make an appointment, and I'm telling you I've got two great gals who I guarantee will send you off feelin' better than you could dream. I want you to have a good experience, but you gotta work with me."
A succubus or a something with 'equipment'. Trevor paled before the decision, his legs about ready to drag the rest of his shaking body out the door. On one hand, a soul-sucking demon who'd probably be taking a little something from Trevor but looked mostly human, on the other, a supposedly more sociable mamono who was much less, well, human.
Sweat smeared all over his hands as he rubbed them together. He considered asking exactly what kind of mamono this other option was, but at the same moment realized it didn't really matter.
"I think I'll go with the second one."
"Excellent choice, dearie. Now just take a seat and I'll go back and get her."
Trevor gave a meek nod before shuffling to the nearest chair and collapsing into it. He couldn't shake the feeling he'd signed his own death certificate. Or even worse, marriage certificate. mamono were notoriously aggressive in that regard. They'd likely take a gesture as simple as redeeming a gift card here as a personal indication of interest and pounce him. As proactive as mamono were known to be, though, they were even more respectful of established relationships. Maybe out of fear of the other woman, or maybe it was just part of their culture, but all came to a screeching halt as soon as they knew you were taken. He just needed to keep his single status a secret, and he'd probably--
Oh no. He told the receptionist. He told her he was single! Trevor shot up from his seat. No no no no! He had to go back and get her and make sure she didn't tell anyone! One step forward, though, and he was already frozen. Go into the back of a building crawling with mamono? That was just asking for it! His eyes shot to the door. Was that the answer? He'd pushed himself so hard to get this far, but circumstances had changed. Yes, running was his only option, else whoever came out of that back room would be pouncing his fatally-bachelor body.
He took one step toward the door.
"Trevor?"