What can I say? I'm not proud of it, but I do have something of an excuse, well, sort of anyway. The Andorian Brandy, okay, okay, the blue power drink with the vodka mixed in, yeah, that's the stuff, anyway I had a few too many snifters of that and well, I guess I lost control. I mean why build a robot like that, with all that anatomical correctness if you don't... well you know?
It wouldn't have happened if she, I mean "it" was not such a brilliant conversationalist. I mean how often are you going to meet a woman who can speak perfect Klingon? And she's totally different from those girls that can speak perfect Klingon, you know, no glasses, dirty hair, and odd clothes.
Okay, okay, I guess my vintage Star Trek outfit, with full Captain insignia may not be the best attire for picking up the hottest woman, but hey, it really didn't matter with Omega 2114. Yes, that was her name, Omega 2114, or at least that's what it said on her breast plate... he, he, breast plate. Oh and it was a shapely breast plate, with just the right amount of give to it, you know.
Yes, she did let me touch and even squeeze a bit. You see we got to talking about our clothing, and well, yeah she really didn't have clothes, more like an outer skin. It was a bit cold, but after my hand was there for a while it seemed to warm a bit. Not exactly like a woman's breast, well, not like Vicky's whose breast I squeezed during a Star Trek skit, you remember the one when Captain Kirk... well on the show they ended up in his cabin and we saw him putting his shoes back on and you know what that means. Except Vicky apparently didn't see that episode cause when I grabbed her breast... well, let's just say she wasn't ready to beam up to my cabin.