Yet again, I'd fallen asleep on the couch with the tube on. I awoke to see a beautiful creature talking in soft hypnotic tones.
"Are you one of the millions of people yearning for the touch from the opposite sex yet lack the social skills to attract someone?"
Was I still asleep and dreaming, I mean this woman seemed to be talking directly to me.
"Within weeks of purchasing a new Life Mate 2.0 you will have learned not only how to talk to the opposite sex but how to woo them as well."
What does she mean woo, who says woo anymore? Nevertheless, she had my interest, I Wasn't interested in what she was selling but she was a knockout and I couldn't stop staring at the screen.
"Why are you sitting at home when you should be out having the time of your life? Our Life Mates will turn your boring life into a sex crazed adventure land."
It sounded great but I knew the real thing probability looked like a blow up doll. I had no desire for any part of Life Mate but what she said next had me reaching for my phone.
"Before you say no to the offer that will change your life let me show you my secret, I'm a Life Mate."
She turned and pulled her long blond hair up to show a tiny off/on switch. I was astounded, as I had not had a clue she was anything more than a saleswoman pitching a product.
"Call today and let us help you design your perfect partner. All of us Life Mates come with a money back guarantee."
They had me, I didn't care that a Life Mate was more than I could afford, I wanted one and I wanted one as soon as possible. After paying, they directed me to their web site to assist in designing my perfect woman.
So many options, hair, eyes, mouth, and even type of body I preferred. I went with the redhead as I've always had a weakness for them. She will have green eyes and full red lips. I opted for the super curvy model rather than the petite one. The web site also showed how to select the different modes in which my Life Mate would operate. There was the teaching mode where she would show you first how to meet and then how to treat a lady. The entertaining mode was for when you had company and you wanted your lady to entertain your guests.
The sex mode was the one I was interested in trying. This was amazing as it had different channels to choose how you Mate operated. There was forward mode where in your mate came on to you as if she couldn't keep her hands off you. Then there was the timid mode in which she shyly tries to resist you but in the end cannot. In addition, there was a kinky mode, which included most if not all fetish life styles.
When they called to say Autumn was on the way, I was beside myself with excitement. Just the knock on the door put a tingle in my groin and I rushed to open it.