Hello everyone (and one extra special person)!
This is kind of an odd story; so I figure a little background is in order.
I have a friend who is, well, the kind of sexual person I would like to be. To some degree, I live vicariously through the stories she tells me about her experiences. And while this is fun, for both of us, I feel bad that she's always the one doing the sharing. So I started making up my own fictitious stories for her. She thinks this is hot, and I would like to share them with you guys too!
This particular story is a recreation of a dream I had, in which my friend featured. It is not the dream verbatim, because dreams are weird, and don't make good reading, I think. I have made some embellishments (to the sex, mostly) and added some elements of explanation and flow that simply were not there when this was nothing but the product of free associations in my horny subconscious.
That being said, I have tried very hard to keep the feel of the dream. I think, reading it back over, that it is at the very least, a change of pace.
***
As you lead me through the college aged crowd, I cannot help but bask in the satisfaction.
I have been here, and have walked in the shoes of the masses that surround us. But though our bodies press together, I am apart from the people crowd. You and I are just tourists. We have paid our dues. Academia, for us, is just another battered foe of the past.
The yellow siren light I have been following stops. Its curls bounce and flow. We have reached the bar. But you hand, soft and warm, stays connected to mine.
You are ordering drinks now, but I am distracted, and when you hand me the wide mouthed glass I have no idea what it contains. Something clear, with two espresso beans in it. White sambuka? No, it lacks the distinctive smell.
You follow my eyes and note the object of my distraction. It is Drew. He sits at the bar, three seats down, drinking something dark and iced. This, in and of itself, is not puzzling. What draws our attention is his attire, or lack thereof. Drew is naked, apart from a lengthy tie which artfully, and improbably, covers his crotch even as he shifts positions.
We stand on either side of him, leaning our elbows casually on the bar, as we have seen boys do when they approach us.
"Nice tie." I tell him. By way of starting the conversation.
"Nice ass." You tell him. By way of being you.
"Yes. It is isn't it?" Drew says, holding the tie up for inspection. His voice is vacant, preoccupied. "The elves gave it to me. But they took my clothes."
We nod absently. Drew, in his examination of the tie, has exposed himself to us. This is far more interesting and relevant then the elves. His dick is flaccid and rests on his balls as though they were a royal king's cushions. It looks soft to the touch; or the tongue. But, before either of us can find out, Drew vanishes. There is a gentle whump of air filling the void and his tie flutters to the ground.
We move off to find seats.
***
The crowd has thinned, but following you is harder this time. My drink, whatever it actually is, is attempting to escape. The stem of the glass twirls around my fingers in slippery vies for freedom. I let go of your hand, so that I can hold my rogue beverage with two. Alas, my attempt to assert dominance by consuming the drink is thwarted when the glass seals itself shut from the top. It is a liquid filled globe now. The two espresso beans watch me.
We find two seats at a low wooden table. There are two boys sitting across from us. We ignore them.
"It's weird, I think, that Drew exploded." I tell you.
"He didn't explode. Just vanished."
The boys are watching you. I can read it in their eyes: they want to fuck you. I hope I get to watch.
"Did Drew say something about elves?" You ask me.
I tell you that I don't think he did. I am trying to decide which of the boys would get to put it in you first. Is there a protocol for that?
"No," you say "I really think he did. We should find out."
"How?"
You smile at me, and pluck something from between my cleavage with two quick fingers. Drew's tie tickles as you draw it from my bra. "Like this" you tell me as you loop the lengthy fabric around both our necks and tie a perfect Windsor. Then, pulling the tie tighter you draw me towards you for a kiss. I think you wink at the guys across from us, just before we explode.
***
I like kissing you. Your lips are soft and warm. They tremble as we hum our pleasure to each other.
I also like how my chest presses against yours. How my boobs are displaced by your smaller ones. How your nipples poke at me; demanding.
I even like how the soft dry grass tickles at my toes.
"We're naked."
"I'm not." You tell me happily, modeling Drew's tie.
"The important parts of you are."
"My neck is important! Hold up." You stop smiling, and the worried look on your brow fuels my own concern. "Those aren't elves. They're gremlins!"
This revelation leaves me nonplussed, until a number of little creatures begin to emerge from the forest at the clearing's edge. You and I position ourselves back to back, as a ring of little monsters closes around us.
Each gremlin is perhaps two feet tall. For the most part they look like little people with smooth green skin, yet devoid of all hair. They are naked, I think. I say 'I think' because where their sex organs should be I see only smooth flesh.
On top of their baled heads are markings. I think it is a ranking system, but I cannot figure it out.
What unnerves me about the little folk, is their tongues. They are thick and round and lengthy, far longer than any human tongue and perhaps the width of my big toe at their widest part. They hang, slick and concerning, from the gremlin's little mouths. Each one seems to be a different color.
I try to run once the gremlin's circle grows uncomfortably tight around us. My instinct is to leap over the little creatures, but my legs feel weighed and my reactions slow. I trip and fall. Little hands, stronger than they should be, press me to the grass. I think that one of the gremlins is sitting on the back of my head, bouncing his little butt and grinding my face into the cool earth.
The monsters are chattering now, I don't understand the language, but they seem excited. When the bouncing one unmounts from atop my head I am allowed to get on all fours, but no further. I feel your warm skin against my flank and realize that the gremlins are bizarrely cool to the touch.
You turn your head to look at me, eyes wide. "Are you OK?"
"Yeah," I manage "for now."
"They're going to rape us, you know."
"With their tongues?"
"And their cock."
"But-"
"Just wait."