My breathing was heavy after my session with the Beast. Normally, I would have been brainstorming ways to get away. Instead, all I could do was focus on the massive bulge that was my stomach. I wrapped my arms protectively about my stomach--my womb--as I pressed my body into the corner of the room. The entire bedroom glowed faintly blue with the mass of monster seed contained within me. I stared in horror at my stomach as it pulsed faintly with my heartbeat. The Beast had mated with me. It had sealed so much of its seed inside of me that I appeared at the limits of a human-to-human pregnancy. I looked up from my heavy stomach.
The Beast had taken a form before me, neither mimicking my bed nor shapeless; it was a large sphere with tendrils--a land-bound octopus with a mouth, grinning wide. Its face was as humanoid as its flesh was frightening.
"Who the fuck are you?" I inquired.
"Jane," it replied. "I am your soul-mate. Do you think me a liar?"
I had to escape. I had to contact Ra-ito. They had let a monster loose on me; surely they could fix it. "I don't feel well," I replied. "I think something about the transformation is off. Can you help me contact Ra-ito? I think that I need their medicine."
I could have sworn that the cunt smirked at me. "Of course, Jane. Anything to ease your transition. Retrieve the phone."
I stood slowly, leaning against the wall for support. I was a small person--even smaller now--and nearly five gallons of caramel-cum boiled within me. Several times I attempted to leave the wall, only to fall back against it with my shattered sense of balance. The Beast smiled, its octopus-style tentacles--the same which had dragged me beneath the bed, beneath *it*--reached out to support me. Begrudgingly, I took hold until I understood how far back I needed to lean in order to compensate for the weight of my stomach. I nodded at it placatingly as I stood free from it; I refused to reveal that it had also left my limbs weak. I staggered towards the doorway, eventually collapsing onto the couch, my phone in one hand while the other arm wrapped around my inflated womb. The Beast tapped the phone with a single tentacle, putting my call through. Its DNA, at least, was properly programmed.
The device rang only twice before I was put through. "This is... Jeffery! How may I help you?" a young, male voice rang over the line.
"Yes," I began. "There has been a mistake. My name is Jane Nakamura, code R30B123, and I have been swapped with another customer."
A gasp came through from the other end of the line. "Oh! Well, this hasn't happened in nearly three years! I apologize from the bottom of my heart, and from Ra-ito's corporate board as well; we pride ourselves on having the lowest error-rate of all inter-dimensional corporations by a factor of ten, but we remind you that we are also the largest by more than this factor. Please repeat your customer code so that we may correct your order."
At that moment, the blood vessels in my head and in my belly pulsed. As I tried to state my number, my voice said, "Oh no, don't worry about the order. I'm most concerned about getting the phone working again." My eyes went wide and my hand clapped over my mouth. Across the room, the tentacle monster stood glowing a faint blue. My mind said *you mother-fucker* just as the words "The tentacle monster I was swapped with breeds for life, and it seems as though I do as well," escaped my mouth. The beast's blue eyes bored into my own emerald green. I was powerless as his mind began to dominate my actions. "Would you mind accessing this Ra-iPhone and reverting the access DNA to R30B123? I'd greatly appreciate if you would leave my new friend as-is."
"Of course," the young alien voice replied. "Again, we apologize vigorously for our error. It is rare that we make such a mistake."
"Oh, no worries at all," my voice assured of its own volition. "Without the mistake, I might have never found my soul-mate." There was a pause as my mind shifted from fighting for control to attempting to scream; the Beast's control over my actions was absolute. "I also saw in a brochure that Ra-ito will pay for tentacle offspring?"
"Of course! Have you two already hit it off to such a degree?"