In Which an Elven Servant Suffers a Succubus to Live in Her Home
Chapter 17
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"He's late."
"That's probably a good thing, you know," Lucy says in the most suggestive of tones, when she's basically suggestive all the time.
"Hmm," I grumble, non-committally.
"I think you're just upset that he's probably fucking her right now, and you don't get to be there. They've been seeing each other for weeks, I'm surprised it hasn't happened already," she points out, quite astutely.
"Yes, of course I want to be there! He's not exactly experienced, you know. He needs his elf there to make sure the lovemaking goes smoothly. Don't act like you don't want to be there, too," I start to break into a lecture, but restrain myself.
"Of course I do, but if it gets done, it gets done. All the better, you know? Besides, it's not like he's a little boy. Our guy can handle himself," passive, yet smug is a unique trademark Lucy has.
"Of course he's a little boy! Comparatively speaking! That's why humans need their elves!" I huff a little, "It could go wrong, you know. What if he puts it in the wrong hole?!"
Lucy actually cracks up at that, which I do admit was a silly thing to say, "You're just catastrophizing, now. I think he'll manage, but even if he did that, somehow I don't think that's a dealbreaker with Clara. Call it a devil's instinct. Anyways, it's your turn."
I cross my arms and huff again, "I don't want to play anymore. I think you're cheating."
She rolls her eyes, "How would I be cheating?"
"I don't know! But who the hell buys Oriental Avenue and puts hotels on it? And how do I keep landing on it each time?!" I demand of her.
"I like asian chicks, what do you want from me?" she shrugs, somehow smugly, "I don't know why you keep landing on it, that's purely chance, it clearly is."
Our argument is put to rest when the front door opens. I jump up and bolt towards it, knocking over the board in the process. Good riddance. No one finishes a game, anyways.
"Master! You're home!" I practically bounce as he stumbles a little through the door. I smell alcohol and I smell Clara, but I don't smell sex.
Lucy follows close behind, "Looks like you had a good time."
"Yeah, I suppose I did," he gives a smile and grabs me around the waist, then reaches out and pulls Lucy in, as well, "How're my girls?"
"Master... are you drunk?" I ask, concerned.
"No, no, no," he says dismissively, "Well, I was. A little. But I've come down. I'm just buzzed. Tipsy at best."
We jump in unison as he grabs both our asses.
"You didn't drive home like that, did you?" I ask. This is unusual for him.
"No," he shakes his head, "I got a taxi. Speaking of which - Lucy, can you drive? I'll need you two to go pick up my car, tomorrow."
"Sort of?" she says, "Why do you need me? This really sounds like a Lorelei errand."
"They don't really distribute phone books anymore, and I don't think we have any wood blocks," master chuckles. Have I mentioned that his teasing doesn't always stay in the bedroom?
I sigh a little, "My feet don't reach the pedals, and I can barely see over the dash."
The both of them proceed to have a laugh at my expense. It's a good thing I love you so much, master.
He leads us both to the living room, stealing little gropes and grabs along the way.
"Okay, you two," he leans in and kisses us both on the lips, "Knees. Now."
At hearing his words, I slink down out of his grasp and get to my knees in front of him. Somehow, I find Lucy already comfortably kneeling there before my knees hit the ground. It seems she can be obedient when it suits her to be so.
I swallow and lick my lips a little as I watch him unfasten his pants and pull out that beautiful cock of his, already mostly hard.
"Master, you'd like us to-" aaand, Lucy's already got him in the back of her throat.