In Which an Elven Servant Suffers a Succubus to Live in Her Home
Chapter 17
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"He's late."
"That's probably a good thing, you know," Lucy says in the most suggestive of tones, when she's basically suggestive all the time.
"Hmm," I grumble, non-committally.
"I think you're just upset that he's probably fucking her right now, and you don't get to be there. They've been seeing each other for weeks, I'm surprised it hasn't happened already," she points out, quite astutely.
"Yes, of course I want to be there! He's not exactly experienced, you know. He needs his elf there to make sure the lovemaking goes smoothly. Don't act like you don't want to be there, too," I start to break into a lecture, but restrain myself.
"Of course I do, but if it gets done, it gets done. All the better, you know? Besides, it's not like he's a little boy. Our guy can handle himself," passive, yet smug is a unique trademark Lucy has.
"Of course he's a little boy! Comparatively speaking! That's why humans need their elves!" I huff a little, "It could go wrong, you know. What if he puts it in the wrong hole?!"
Lucy actually cracks up at that, which I do admit was a silly thing to say, "You're just catastrophizing, now. I think he'll manage, but even if he did that, somehow I don't think that's a dealbreaker with Clara. Call it a devil's instinct. Anyways, it's your turn."
I cross my arms and huff again, "I don't want to play anymore. I think you're cheating."
She rolls her eyes, "How would I be cheating?"
"I don't know! But who the hell buys Oriental Avenue and puts hotels on it? And how do I keep landing on it each time?!" I demand of her.
"I like asian chicks, what do you want from me?" she shrugs, somehow smugly, "I don't know why you keep landing on it, that's purely chance, it clearly is."
Our argument is put to rest when the front door opens. I jump up and bolt towards it, knocking over the board in the process. Good riddance. No one finishes a game, anyways.
"Master! You're home!" I practically bounce as he stumbles a little through the door. I smell alcohol and I smell Clara, but I don't smell sex.
Lucy follows close behind, "Looks like you had a good time."
"Yeah, I suppose I did," he gives a smile and grabs me around the waist, then reaches out and pulls Lucy in, as well, "How're my girls?"
"Master... are you drunk?" I ask, concerned.
"No, no, no," he says dismissively, "Well, I was. A little. But I've come down. I'm just buzzed. Tipsy at best."
We jump in unison as he grabs both our asses.