As pissed off I am for being hidden away in a cave, frozen and covered in stone, I really can appreciate the timing of my 'unthawing'. Allow me to explain....
I was born around the year 900 A.D. to a rather unhappy gypsy. She had wanted power and my father had given her power with a catch, it would only last 9 months. I am the source of that power, literally and figuratively. My father was no simply lord of the land; he was a Demon, an Incubus to be precise. Incubi are the lesser-known male counterparts of Succubi, the female demons of seduction. But where they are mistresses of magic, who must feed on orgasms, Incubi are warriors who are demonically well endowed and irresistible to woman. So when my father impregnated my mother, he spawned me and allowed her to tap into my demonic essence to use as she saw fit but only until I was born.
So after her nine months long killing spree, out I came. My father named me De'throdael, and trained me in the ways of life. I am pretty much immortal and once I reached physical maturity I stopped aging all together. My father said it was due to the mixture of human and demon hormones interacting during my 20-year puberty. Anyways, I was trained by my father in the dark arts. Pretty much he taught me how to identify other supernatural beings, how to kill them and how to defend myself. Don't get me wrong, my father was a fair teacher but he was, after all, a demon and wickedly evil. Ok, maybe not as evil as my mother but still, he was a demon. Yet I was half-human and therefore reluctant to harm humans for no reason, which was something my father frowned on but learned to accept.
Now as for my 'abilities' I'm faster, stronger, and had a natural animal magnetism. I wasn't irresistible to all women but I learned to use my looks and skills to get any girl, woman or princess I wanted. I actually once fucked a queen and princess, at the same time. My sense were also far superior to humans, I could see farther, hear better, smell more distinctly than humans. I learned how to use my senses to protect myself from the many other supernatural predators that roamed my world. But how did I end up in a cave, you ask, well it started with my father.
As I have said, Incubi are extraordinary warriors and my father was no exception. In the year 1006 A.D., a demon named Morgul approached my father with some sort of plan; I really don't know the details. I do know that it involved Morgul becoming lord of some land and my father becoming his loyal knight. My father refused, he was not a man to play second fiddle to anyone. Besides which, he had his own plans to create a coven of gorgeous women to pleasure him until the end of days, paradise if you ask me. Morgul then killed him with a sword he stole from an angel; again I don't know how that went down but I do know that the sword was made to slay demons.
Fearing that I would take vengeance on him, I really wouldn't have, Morgul then tried to kill me. I say tried for two reasons, one I was used to watching my own back and did it far better than my father did. This resulted in a fight between Morgul, one that had I and me known he was coming and prepared for, I would have one. Instead I simply held my own against him, an impressive feat considering his full demonic heritage. The second reason I say he 'tried' to kill me was because his sword didn't work on me. It was designed to kill demons so it hurt a fair bit but one deep cut or stab didn't kill me like it did other demons for the simple fact that I wasn't as full demon. My human heritage allowed me to withstand Morgul's stabs and slashes, pissing both of us off.
Of course he was fazed by this but still wouldn't allow me to escape, "If I can't kill you," he told me, "Then I'll just remove you from this game." So he pulled out some spell book from some pocket in his armor, again if I had armor I would have won, and imprisoned me. Once he turned me into a half-human gargoyle, he hid me away on a desolate landmass that would become North America. Where I would stay until a little over a thousand years later, one thousand and three years to be exact.
I was awoken early in the year 2009, by a group of construction workers. They came upon my chamber and stole all the gold that some ancient tribe had stashed nearby, leaving me out in the open air. Some great energy had been unleashed somewhere in the world on that day and that, combined with the fresh air released me from my stony confines. At first it felt like I had drunk way to much wine and couldn't remember what had happened, but something wasn't right. There was no half naked woman near me and I was really stiff. It took me an hour to work all the feeling back into my body and by then my memory also came back. Then one of the construction workers, thinking me a bandit, attacked me. Instinct took over and I sent him flying into a nearby tree, shattering many of his bones. "Stupid, unarmored buffoon" I said to his unconscious body before I followed the scent of other humans.