If You Give a Cat Some Mil

If You Give a Cat Some Milk Ch 01

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This Story involves human females and Furry males engaging in sexual acts, so be aware if that isn't what you're looking for. This story also involves heavy themes of lactation, as well as incest between cousins.

This story will also have a very slow burn to begin, so I wouldn't recommend reading unless you're willing to become invested in the characters.

In this chapter, a young woman learns to deal with an inconvenient hormonal imbalance while her obnoxious, if cute, Cat of a cousin comes to shack up with her over the summer...

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"Hey Doctor, is thus, uh... normal for you? Talking to two of us at once, I mean?"

"Well it's certainly more convenient. You two are experiencing the same symptoms, aren't you?"

"Yeah but... it just feels really awkward."

Doctor Dara Tility eyed the young woman who seemed only willing to meet her gaze so she could avoid looking at the other woman sitting in the seat beside her. But she understood the girl's feeling, and obviously the older woman at least felt similar given the look on her face as well, so Dara gave them both as reassuring a smile as she could.

"I understand that. Even though I'm sure your mother sat in for countless doctor's appointments for you growing up, I imagine you've never had to sit in for one of

her

physicals."

"That's one way of looking at it, I suppose." The older woman replied with a tiny, forced and still quite uncomfortable laugh.

"Then perhaps look at it this way. You two came together, so you've obviously already told each other about your own symptoms. Even if I'd seen you separately, wouldn't you just have discussed everything afterwards?" Dara gently prodded.

"I guess so." The younger girl did admit, even though she still didn't look any more relieved.

"We've already gone over all your symptoms already, that should've been the embarrassing part. And now, conveniently, I can prescribe you both a treatment." The Doctor said with a rather matter-of-fact look on her face.

The two women sitting uncomfortably in the clinic exam room were Linny and Darcy Cooper, a mother and daughter, respectively. Over the past couple months, both girls had started to experience unusually strong menstrual symptoms, affecting them worse and lasting longer than they typically would've. Already aged twenty-two, it was not a fun topic for Darcy to bring up in conversation with her mom, nor did it make her feel any better when Linny said she was experiencing much the same.

That was why the two found themselves at the Fur-Tility Clinic now. They'd never been patients here before, but their former physician had moved out of state since their last check-ups, and they'd seen a lot of attention and positive reviews being pointed to this new OB-GYN practice. Admittedly, it was a lot smaller than they expected, especially considering they had to get this consultation together. But the lead physician Dara had been very welcoming, and though she could be straightforward to the point of being blunt, she was still very warm with the two, so despite the awkwardness of the situation they did feel strangely at ease around the Doctor.

"You're right. Sorry Doctor, this is a little strange for us, but we do appreciate you being able to pencil us both in at the same time." Linny said in a small apology.

"Think nothing of it, Mrs. Cooper. Lucky for you both, I think I have an idea of what's been causing your exacerbated symptoms, and I think a round of hormonal treatments should clear things up in time."

"We're not gonna have to come back here a bunch of times to get a bunch of shots or anything, are we?" Darcy asked, Dara unable to tell if she felt more annoyed or scared at the prospect.

"No, no, nothing you need to come back here for. I'm just going to prescribe you both some pills you can take home. They'll be once a week, and I'd like to give you a prescription for the next three months."

"Three months? Doesn't that seem a little long?" Linny spoke up in mild concern.

"Remember, it takes time for the body to adjust to different hormone levels, so it'll take time for you to see if it's helping your period symptoms at all. I'll want to see you at least once after you've finished the round of medicine, but you're also welcome to schedule visits with me sooner."

The mother and daughter were quiet a moment, and exchanged a brief look of concern that confused Dara, as this shouldn't have been such a distressing prescription.

"Uh, Doctor, are there any... weird side effects the pills might cause?" Darcy asked, looking even more anxious now.

Dara gave the girls an unreadable expression for a moment before she spoke up.

"I will admit, there is one particular... quirk you will likely experience. You won't need to worry about mood swings, or bloating, or skin breakouts. However there is a pretty high chance that both of you may start to lactate. A lot, if I'm being honest."

Linny certainly looked surprised to hear that, but Darcy fully burst out in shock.

"What?!" The younger girl exclaimed. "You mean... milk?! Like, my boobs are gonna start leaking milk?! And what do you mean by 'a lot'?!"

"Take it easy, Darcy." Dara told the girl in a soothing, yet commanding voice, and at once Darcy realized how childish that outburst was.

"I'm sorry Doctor, it's just... this sounds weird. Really weird. I mean, will it really happen 'a lot?' Like, will we have to deal with it once a week when we take the pills, or what?"

"It will really depend on how your bodies react, no one's every really the same. But it's not unlikely that you'll produce enough that you'll need to express it yourselves. Maybe only once a week, could be a few times a week, and it may be as often as once a day."

Darcy crossed her arms over her chest as she got a truly uncomfortable look on her face.

"Doctor I just don't know if I want to deal with that. Not for three months. Not for the

next

three months."

Dara gave her a curious look before Linny spoke up, her voice a lot more measured but there was still an uneasy look on her face to match her daughter's.

"You see Doctor, my nephew will be coming to stay at our house for the summer in just a couple weeks. He's a... a young man. It will probably be pretty awkward to have to... deal with that while he's around."

"Ah, I see." Dara said with a slightly bemused smile, something that didn't sit too well with her patients. "Okay, yes I understand how this sounds like it could become awkward, but I legitimately believe this is the best thing to settle all your other symptoms. I'm a mother myself, of several children in fact, and I can tell you from my own personal experience, I'd much rather have my breasts be a little leaky than have to deal with severe period cramps with a young man around. It's your choice, but trust me, I think it'll be a lot easier to manage."

Darcy groaned in her seat, looking incredibly frustrated, and Linny didn't appear too happy either.

"Wow, what a great choice. Get cramps and mood swings and snap at my little cousin all summer, or risk him seeing my tits through a wet shirt that I can't control."

"It's not that bad to deal with, trust me. Once you get used to it you can get your body on a pretty regular schedule, just like setting a sleep schedule. Set a time you typically express yourself and you should have no issues leaking at unwanted times." Dara did her best to rationally assure her young patient, and despite the stress of everything there was just some quality to the Doctor's voice that did indeed make Darcy feel a little calmer.

"Alright Doctor, I think I'd like to try the hormones. Darcy?" Linny quietly acceded to Dara's suggestion before looking to her daughter. The younger girl gave a long sigh as she stared up at the ceiling.

"Yeah, ok. I'll take the pills. And I guess I'll say some extra prayers that Dex has learned to respect boundaries better than he used to."

"...I think I'll join you in those prayers." Linny made a small attempt at a joke, though not really to the appreciation of Darcy.

Dara, though, was happy she'd convinced the two. "I'm glad you're both willing to try this. I'm confident that within a month you'll be happy with the results. I just need to take some measurements from you both and I can write up your prescriptions.

Dara would go on to get the girls' heights, weights, blood pressure, and some other info that would let her tailor the hormones to their personal needs. When she had all she needed she told the ladies they were free to go and she'd have their prescriptions ready by tomorrow. She was glad things went as well as they did, given how uncertain both had clearly been about the whole ordeal, but the Doctor really was confident her treatment would help them out in the long run, more so than they might've expected.

She could barely hold back the grin she'd been concealing once the two pretty women left her office, knowing there was actually one

other

little side effect she may have neglected to mention. She wasn't exaggerating about how much they could potentially start to lactate, but what Dara didn't tell her patients was that the hormones may possibly (would absolutely) increase their libido, cause them to experience periods of extreme arousal, and particularly feel a powerful attraction towards Beast people. But she always felt that wasn't really

necessary

to tell her patients, as the vast majority seemed to enjoy finding out that little detail on their own. And who knew, maybe if they ran into the right young man, they'd have a lot more fun 'dealing' with their breastmilk problem than they expected...

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A Couple Weeks Later

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The next weeks were certainly an interesting adjustment for Linny and Darcy, and not in the fun way. They each began taking their hormones the day after they'd met with the Doctor, and it only took a couple days after that for them both to start producing milk, to both of their annoyances but far more so to Darcy's.

Linny at least had the benefit of having been pregnant and having dealt with this once before, but she would quickly find out that the hormone supplements charged her breasts a lot more than naturally having a baby had. For Darcy this was a much more extreme adjustment, and having to ask her mom on advice on how to milk herself had been one of the most awkward conversations of her life. And that was to say nothing of how her

dad

was taking things, good Goddess Darcy had wished her mom had just tried to keep it a secret from him too, even though she knew better than to think that was possible.

Linny happened to be walking down the hall and past the bathroom when she heard some frustrated grumbling coming from inside, doubtless from her daughter. Feeling motherly concern she waited and listened a moment longer, hearing some more quiet curses before hearing the toilet flush, and a moment later Darcy emerged, red faced, adjusting her shirt, and with a recently emptied breast pump in hand.

"Oh mom!" She said with some surprise as she nearly ran into the older woman.

"Sorry sweety, I didn't mean to startle you." Linny quickly replied, but as she focused on the pump in Darcy's hand she lost a bit of her composure. "I uh, just heard you in there and wanted to make sure everything was... going ok."

Darcy shied away as she understood what her mom meant, clutching the pump down low as if ashamed of it.

"...As well as it can go, I guess. Goddess this is just so weird." Darcy said, frustration and embarrassment evident in her voice.

"I understand that honey. It's weird enough for me, I can only imagine how bad it must be for you."

"Well, I guess I'm starting to get used to it. I don't know if these things have a brain of their own, but at least it seems like they're kinda on a regular schedule, so I'm getting the timing down if nothing else." Darcy, though clearly still not comfortable, did offer a tiny bit of a joke, which her mother gave a small laugh at.

"That's something. How about your other symptoms? Do you at least feel like the hormones are helping with everything else?"

"Yeah. Honestly a part of me still isn't sure if the cure is better than the disease, but my cramps are almost completely gone, they're probably not even as bad as before things got weird." Darcy did admit, still awkwardly toying with the plastic bottle in her hands.

"I'm really glad to hear that dear. I'm feeling a lot better too now that we're starting to get settled in." Linny said with an honestly relieved smile.

The girls stood in silence a moment, Linny only waiting because Darcy looked like she still had something on the tip of her tongue.

"...So, Dex is still coming in a couple days?" She finally asked.

"Yeah." Linny's reply was quick and quiet and mirrored her daughter's anxiety.

"Well this summer is just gonna be real fun to dance around." Darcy again tried to mask her frustration with sarcasm, and Linny needed a moment to try to find the right words.

"Darcy, I know things are gonna be a little awkward and uncomfortable trying to... deal with this while he's staying with us. But I think we've gotten used to it enough that it shouldn't be such a problem. So long as we keep taking care of ourselves and... emptying regularly, I don't think he'll ever notice. You know how excitable he is, he'll be focused enough on plenty of other things, he won't notice small details."

At that Darcy actually scoffed.

"The thing he'll be focused on is

me

. You know that kid's always been like cling wrap whenever we hang out. And when he gets his paws on me he's not afraid to let them roam, no matter how many times I knock him around for it. Now I'm just worried that if he squeezes me too hard he's gonna force something out." The younger girl ranted, her mother unable to tell if her voice sounded more bitter or more fond. So again, Linny needed a moment to decide what the best thing to say was.

"Darcy... Dex isn't gonna be... too much for you to handle this summer, is he? Because, if it's really a problem, we can always try to call his parents and find some other arrangement." Linny said gently, and despite how dour Darcy had just been, at the mention of sending her cousin away her face lit up in defiant panic.

"No! No, you don't have to do that!" She suddenly insisted, surprising her mother enough to make her take a step back. Darcy quickly looked sheepish after that display of protectiveness, her face turning down as she went back to worrying the pump in her hands. "Uh, I just mean, I know Dex has been looking forward to this for months. I don't want something as stupid as this to ruin his whole summer."

"...Alright honey. If you're sure."

Darcy sighed before finally allowing a small smile to cross her face.

"I'll manage just fine around him, mom. If it weren't for this stupid medicine you know I'd have no problems at all. I've missed having the little knucklehead around." Darcy spoke quietly, with maybe a bit more affection in her voice than she meant to let on. "I was honestly looking forward to spending the summer with him too. It's just, that was before having this embarrassment literally painted on my chest like a bullseye. Two bullseyes, I guess."

Despite everything, Darcy smirked at her own joke and so Linny felt fine to smile herself, even if the imagery was a bit crude.

"I'm really proud that you're taking this so well Darce. I know how much Dex was looking forward to spending time with you, and I really do appreciate how nice you are to him. And we'll make sure that you get to have fun doing the things you wanted to do this summer too."

"Thanks mom. And honestly I already knew it was gonna be an exhausting summer having him around. What's one more wrinkle to keep me on my toes when I'll already have him nipping at my heels?"

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A Few Days Later

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It was just before noon when a silver hatchback rolled down the streets of the pleasant little suburb and stopped in front of the Cooper's residence. The passenger thanked his rideshare driver and stepped out, going around to the back of the car to retrieve a backpack and a large suitcase. Free of its' passenger, the car drove away and left a sight that was somewhat familiar to the neighborhood, though it'd been a little while since it'd been seen; a lanky Catboy returning his temporary but always recurrent home.

Luggage in tow and wearing a massive grin that would've seriously strained anyone else's face, Dexter Bradigan made his way up the driveway and towards the front door of a house he was intimately familiar with. Dex was a hyper and happy, rowdy and rambunctious, far too nosy, slightly diminutive, but overall very friendly Feline; an Egyptian Mau with a coat of lustrous, silver-gray fur dappled with black spots, and brilliant green eyes that always seemed to glow whether in bright daylight or pitch black night.

Dex had been born to a Cat mother and a human father, and it was his father's side of the family he was here to visit; his father's sister, his Aunt Linny, her husband, Uncle Austin, and of course their daughter, his cousin, Darcy. In fact, he was here for more than just a visit, as his parents had decided to take a summer long cruise, and his second family had offered to put him up while they were away. To say Dex had been looking forward to spending an entire summer with them, especially with Darcy, would've been a vast understatement.

A knock on the front door and not a minute later it was opening to show him the long-awaited sight of two of the prettiest girls the young Beast kid had ever known.

"Dex!" Two infectiously sweet voices rang out in unison.

"Aunt Linny! Darcy!" Dex greeted right back with a grin that threated to split his face in two.

Dropping his luggage, the impatient teenager didn't wait a moment before jumping in and wrapping around his aunt in an eager hug. The woman let out a small sound of surprise followed by a bit of laughter before simply returning the warm embrace, paying no mind to just how insistently her nephew was rubbing his face into her chest.

"Man, I've missed you two so much! It is so good to finally see you again!" Dex happily exclaimed as he continued to hold his aunt tight, only taking his face out of her shirt to peer up at her eyes with a dazzling look.

"I see that! Well we've been looking forward to seeing you just as much." His aunt told him, her voice as bright and loving as he remembered it always being.

Only after giving the woman one more tight squeeze did Dex finally let go, backing off a bit just so he could take in and appreciate the pretty older woman who he'd always been close to. Although a full human, Aunt Linny was very much Dex's own blood, the sister to his father, even though he himself didn't really retain much of his father's features, save for his green eyes. Either way, his aunt was an outrageously gorgeous woman, one who the little Kitten had fawned over pretty much his entire life. Taller than Dexter by almost a head, Linny had long golden hair that cascaded down her back in thick, lustrous curls. The woman just seemed as brilliant and radiant as gold, especially when one got caught in her generously gold-flecked hazel eyes.

Not only was she as beautiful as an angel, his Aunt Linny was just as warm, kind, and nurturing as one as well. Anytime Dex had been in her home she'd treated him as nothing less than her own son, even if he didn't exactly bear much family resemblance to her brother. And Dex always loved to be spoiled by his pretty aunt.