(Orig. Posted on EMCSA, January 2013--Mr. J)
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The quiet January night is deceptively calm as the curvaceous figure lurks beyond the orange haze of the street lamps. Every so often the vroom of cars echoes in the air like a suburbanite cry, the automobiles calling out in the dark night. Rarer still are the cries of coyotes further afield, their pangs of loneliness reverberating in the air like a painful melody. But for the most part it is like any other neighborhood.
Manicured gardens...Picket fences...Oak trees reaching out into the starry heavens above....
It is a perfect cover for a thief--a car thief, specifically.
The safety of the woods offers no comfort as Jennifer Cayden scans the neighborhood with her eyes. The brambles prick her ankles as she gazes at the sprawling brick colonial that is her target's house. Why a engineer making well over seven figures would need four bedrooms and three baths to himself Jen can't fathom. All she knows is the person's name, address, and layout of the home. If she absconds with the package and makes a clean getaway before the poor sap wakes up to find the experimental car stashed in his garage is gone. By that time she would be long gone and six zeros richer. Surely her target knew the risks of taking his work home with him.
Jen knows hers very well.
Stealing cars for a living is not without its risks. The best case scenario might be a joyride in a bait car followed by a lengthy stay in the state penitentiary. Yet to date the mauve-haired rogue has managed to evade such eventualities. It helps to be selective. The type of vehicles her high-end clients prefer generally protects against such eventualities, but it is only a small comfort. Jen protects herself the best she can, yet even the hardiest of thieves has a bad day.
After six years on the job, the 24 year-old knows a thing or two about bad days. A cattle prod may may come in handy, and a side-arm is even better. But if the cops make a bust, or a gang banger pulls out his semi, there is only so much one can do. It helps to have a cool head--but if she catches a bullet, so be it.
Not thinking about it helps. That, and plenty of vodka.
The last of the lights finally goes out in the home. Jen grasps her utility belt as she performs a final inventory check. Multi-meter, check, Wires, check, microreader, double-check. The cold steel of the .45 rests comfortably near her hip as her hands rest near her sides. Jen lets out a sigh of relief.
Athletic legs move fluidly and cautiously as she creeps toward the backside of the property. She vaults over the high hedges with ease, pausing to consider the modest pool in the inner garden before moving on. The moonlight offers the barest of illumination as she zips up her dark hoodie. Almond eyes finally alight on the garage, the white door beckoning towards her.
The car itself is average by California standards, somewhat larger than a mid-priced sedan. Yet it is its shape that grabs Jen's eye. It isn't so much a car as a bubble, the spherical shape inspiring giggles rather than awe. Jen struggles to see the appeal, but then again, it is southern California. One press of the button on the specially designed microreader her bosses gave her and she's in like Flynn.
The first thing that impresses her is the interior. Plush leather seats, a chrome dashboard that glistens like the sea, and a steering wheel straight out of a video game. The stereo even looks Space Age.
The would-be bandit removes the hood from her head, letting manes of medium-length purple hair fall around her face.
Jen glances at the set up again. There should be an ignition source somewhere. She fishes out her multi-meter and discovers the power source hidden just under the dash. If her guess is correct, the wires should be located just under her feet.
The would be bandit removes the hood from her head, letting manes of purple hair fall around her face. All she has to do is remove the panel and...
Jen smarts as her head bumps against the dash. Klaxons interrupt the calm. As if the pain is bad enough, there is the very real fear of being found out. Jen reckons she has only a few seconds to bail and run into the darkness.
"INTRUDER, IDENTIFY YOURSELF!" A metallic voice calls out.
Jen looks on in shock.
"INTRUDER, IDENTIFY YOURSELF! YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS!"
"George Washington?" Jen cries out.
"NAME NOT ON FILE, TWO ATTEMPTS LEFT."
"Abraham Lincoln?"
"NAME NOT ON FILE, ONE ATTEMPT LEFT."