Trixi laid back against a rain barrel. Her legs were splayed, and a white trail dripped from between her legs. She smiled up at her companion and confidently offered, "You don't need to look so mortified, my love."
The paladin looked over his shoulder. "So I should walk around with my head held high and a self-satisfied look on my face... like you?"
"Precisely! You just fulfilled my duty as a member of the prestigious Honey Pot Maidens, and some stick-legged, anvil-chested, pretentious elf woman shouldn't look down on that. Just because you see someone getting mating-pressed doesn't mean you have to act so shocked," the she-goblin replied, referring to their recent voyeur.
"Most people don't expect to see that when they step out the back door of their business, and I wasn't expecting for us to get taught," he retorted.
"But didn't it make it more exciting, not knowing what would happen? She was probably just surprised by her fantasized kink being played out right in front of her! You know... being dicked in public as someone's personal beck-and-call cockwarmer with the thrill of anyone stumbling upon them."
"I'm not sure I possess the exhibitionist trait, and I'm pretty sure you just described and played out your fantasy."
She put a finger to her chin, feigning innocence for a second. "Did I? I have no recollection of using the term cockwarmer... today!" Then she broke out into giggles as she continued, "But I do vividly remember pulling you into this alley and nuzzling your crotch."
"You forgot the part about batting your needy puppy-dog girl eyes."
"I was getting to it! My brain is still a bit foggy from all the kissing, and something, something, flat on my back, and pulling you down on top of me, and.... oh, the best part! Legs behind my head, balls-deep in cervix-smashing sex."
"So you only remember those parts in your pleasure-drunk state and not seeing that poor barmaid and asking if she'd sit on your face?"
"Nope. I bet she turned all shades of red."
"She did, right before she ran back inside and slammed the door. Do you offer that service to all the elf girls you see?"
"No, but thinking about my proclivities, those haughty, impotent-sized ears and twig-like bodies make me want to bully them a little till their faces are a drooly, hot mess. A shame, too, she passed up an offer from the tongue master."
"Tongue master, eh?"
"Yes, my cock-sucking and licking skills are only the latest addition to my repertoire. I have two sisters, so I had a lot of pussy-licking practice before I moved to the human outpost."
"You say that like it's the most natural activity to do between sisters."
"We didn't have any brothers around to keep my horniness in check."
"Specifically yours?"
"Yes. My libido is the highest of us three. For reasons I won't bore you with, they moved out for a number of years and then moved back. During those empty, sibling-less years, you can only hump the furniture so much before you want some emotional reciprocation."
"Did you ask them if they wanted to reciprocate when they moved back?"
"I only had one bed, so we'd all sleep together, and well, when you wake up damp and needy one morning between your hot older sister and cute little sister, you start having some very lewd ideas and questions. Such as, would they be willing to have fun, sexy sibling bonding time? I was a bit doubtful, so I tried to ignore it."
She brushed some hair from her eyes and pressed on. "My little sis is only a year younger than me. She's a snuggler. I took to calling her my little snuggleslut. When she's not playing the little spoon, I usually woke up to her wrapped around me in the night. I decided to switch roles with me wrapped around her when she woke up. With enough nuzzling and maybe a few well-timed kisses, she awoke very clingy. A lot of hand roaming occurred. Maybe a few brushes of my hand against her bare mound to test the waters."
"Since you told me the outcome, I assume you were successful."
"With no doubt! I found out my younger sister is a tiny fountain when she gets horny. She got so wet I cut short the masturbation and went straight for licking, or else she'd wet the bed."
"I'm not sure that's the quickest way to reduce that."
"Let me tell you, I'm glad I did because she has a bad habit of drinking a lot before bed. After she orgasmed, her bladder relaxed a bit too much, so let's just say I got well hydrated that morning."
"How did your older sister feel about you two?"
"She's a very heavy sleeper, so she didn't even know that first time. As your penis knows very intimately, though, goblins are far from done after only one orgasm. We both enjoyed pranking her in the past, so we wondered if we could get her to orgasm in her sleep.
"With me on pussy duty and Nixia on her nipples, we got her to a heavy-breathing state after several minutes. We thought we were going to do it, but she stirred to consciousness with a moan. Must have been right on the edge, too! With two more well-placed flicks, she almost squeezed my head off between her thighs when she came."
"It was totally worth it to see the startled and bewildered look on her sleepy face. She pretended to chastise us. We turned our butts to her and pretended to be sorry, but seeing our wet pussies, she knew we weren't sorry in the slightest. Things eventually devolved into us laying in a circle, pussy-to-mouth, licking out a few more orgasms before breakfast."
"Good to see you're... um... maintaining a close relationship with your family."
"Indeed I am, but anyway, what were we doing? Oh, right, sorry. I got carried away reminiscing. I'm sufficiently rested now."
Trixi inspected her knight's deposit. She pulled out a small flask and carefully scooped his oozing cum. Corking the top, she licked the gooey mess off her fingers in satisfaction. "That was fun! Now, what were we doing before our little foray?"
"Shopping for provisions."
