Preparations
"Tell me, Ehrlich, what provisions have you made for our upcoming departure?"
Dracula's man removed his hat and lowered his eyes.
"If it pleases, sir, there are ten days in reaching the port of Constanta. We travel first to Bucharest, a journey of six days. From Bucharest, another four days to the port. A three-mast Venetian ship awaits us on the northernmost quay. The vessel is your property, maintained by a crew of nineteen sailors who are loyalists to the name of Dracul.
We arrive on the quay three hours before the sun rises. Loading times vary, forty-five minutes at most. I will oversee the loading. Our crates will be swung on, then lowered to the hold."
"Very well, Ehrlich. I'm curious, have you yet spoken with our gypsy? Quite the charming young lady."
"She charmed me with a slap this day and then gave me mutton. A pox on that blushing tart!"
"By the gods, Ehrlich, you're either a well-rounded rogue or a monk!"
***
Onyx slipped invisibly into Maria's shop while Desponia and her gypsy awaited the return of the seamstresses from a late dinner. No sooner did he arrive than he sat next to Luminita, pressing his nose to her backside.
"Oh, you dirty thing," giggled Luminita, straddling his back and slapping the top of his head, "I've made you my mount," she squealed.
"Get off at once!" Desponia said, hearing the seamstresses' approach.
"But I was promised a mount and have not yet received one," Luminita complained.
"Off, I say!"
But Onyx rose to his feet, and Luminita seemed to float on air as the seamstresses entered the room. They fell to their knees, making the sign of the cross.e
"Now, see what you've caused," Desponia said, "I'm forced to cast a spell due to your antics."
She waved a hand, sending the seamstresses into a deep trance, then pulled her gypsy from the wolf's back.
"Seek your master!" Desponia shouted at Onyx.
He trotted out of the room.
The tailors awakened moments later, gossiping and resuming their duties as if nothing had happened.
***
Meanwhile, in the yard, Dracula listened to Ehrlich's details.
"On Tuesdays, the great hall will be swept. But every other Wednesday..."
"Yes, yes," said Dracula, "enough. How goes it with your wife?"
Suddenly, Onyx materialized.
"What black art is this?" Ehrlich shouted. He grabbed a pitchfork and rushed forward in defense of his master.
Dracula warned him off. "Stand down, Ehrlich. Tell no one what you've witnessed." Vlad smiled. "So, what would you say to a battle between this creature and a Siberian tiger?"
"Of creatures like this, I know nothing. Do not imagine disrespect, Sir, but my money goes to the tiger. With that said, the sheer size of this animal makes me reconsider."