Author's Note: Writer's block is the worst. But unfortunately, it happens.
Thank you SO much for all the replies when I asked for help! I was taken aback by how many of you responded. Also, your ideas were wonderful, and I'm of the opinion that some of you should write your own stories. They'd be grand and I'd be a reader for sure.
Writing action scenes is also very difficult. I really struggled with this chapter. But, I think it sounds ok now. I'm very sorry for the wait and I thank you for your patience.
Comments and suggestions are treasured. Even the hecklers. ;) Can has more?
*Song lyrics borrowed from Disney's - A Pirate's Life For Me (Yo Ho). I couldn't resist. :3
Luv n' other stuff,
Ginnnnnnnnnnna!
30.
"W-what?" Anya stammered.
Horace didn't reply, only continued to gaze up at the odd sea-woman who had so recently joined their party.
"Horace!"
"Perhaps you'd better head down below," the wizard replied calmly, distractedly rummaging around in his satchel.
"Oh Gods. Will this nightmare
never
end?!" Anya clutched her belly, which had begun to churn again.
Up above, Sway began to swiftly climb back down, still chortling to herself. Sure-footed and unconcerned, the woman gracefully dropped the last few feet and landed with a clearly audible -
thud
-.
Quickly, she scampered over to where Anya and Horace were still seated. Sway took in the elder sister's stricken expression and her smile faded. After a quick assessment, she patted Anya's shoulder and nodded reassuringly.
"Nah, nah, nah! Don't ye be lookin' so worried, Pretty Anya! Tis nuthin' but a slight detour at the most. Yer big fella shouldn't be overly bothered, me thinks."
"What's going to happen to us?" She asked Sway, clasping her hands together.
The redheaded captain pushed her spectacles higher onto her nose and peered at her new friend, puzzled. "What do'ee mean?"
Anya climbed to her feet and began to glance around frantically, searching for her sister. "The wizard said there is going to be a pirate attack! What will we do?"
Horace also rose, still seemingly searching for something in his bag. "I daresay -oh,
where
is it?- that it may be prudent to take appropriate cover?"
Sway still appeared confused, "Fer what? This'll be simple enough. Tis only a merchant ship, ye know. Only rarely do they actually be a challenge to overthrow."
At this, Horace stopped his search and tossed Sway an odd look. "A merchant ship?"
"Aye! They'll have a crew protectin' their wares, I imagine. But tis nuthin' that me an' me men can't handle. Their pretties shall be mine soon enough."
A cold feeling began to grow in Anya's belly. "W-wait. You mean,
you're
going to attack
them?!
"
Sway nodded eagerly, appearing quite pleased. "Aye!"
The wizard was silent for a moment. This revelation had been unexpected. Pirate women were somewhat rare. Female pirate
captains
even more so. He took another look at the odd, little woman. Perhaps later, if she was so inclined, they could have nice informative chat.
"You can't! Why-" Anya began.
"I can and I will!" The captain snapped, glowering. "The sea be
my
playground! An' besides, what do'ee care? Ye never even gave a thought to this sort o'thing before now, have ye?"
She stepped closer to Anya, almost nose-to-nose, her glare boring directly into the elder sister's eyes. The dark-haired woman swallowed but held her ground.
"I don't want to see anymore blood spilled. I've witnessed quite enough of that recently. More than I ever cared to." She said quietly, refusing to drop her gaze.
As she spoke, the sea-woman's stormy expression gradually cleared, then softened, "Aye, lady. I understand. Tis icky and sticky and nasty-bad if yer not accustomed to it. Killin' ain't me favorite thing either. 'Sides," she waved her hand dismissively, "I never kill more than I have to. Not me style, ye know."
"So, you
are
a pirate," Anya said softly, expression carefully neutral.
The captain's face fell for a moment and she began to open her mouth to reply.
"Sway!" It was a rough, barked command.
She snapped a look behind her, brow furrowed. "Aye Pogs?"
The dwarf was all business, his stance rigid and direct. "Do we give chase?"
Sway's eyes gleamed with a wild light. "Aye, we do! Hee! Did'ee see how low in the water yonder ship sits? They have a heavy, heavy load. And we shall take it
ALL!
" The last word came out as a triumphant roar.
Anya blanched and paled. Pogs noticed her distress and laid a reassuring hand on her shoulder. The elder sister glanced down at him, expression unhappy.
"Nah, lass," Pogs muttered. "Don't'ee get clutched. Go down below and ye'll be safe enough."
Anya managed a wan smile and the little man felt his ears grow a bit warm. His hand still grasped her and, as if he suddenly remembered himself, Pogs quickly stepped back, glancing around nervously. He'd no wish for the beast to see him touching the forbidden female.
Horace arched a brow and cleared his throat. The three turned their attention to him. "Will this take very long? I imagine your other ...guests... may be a bit put off by the distraction."
"Pffffft! Balls! This be
my
ship and they be in
my
debt!" Sway began, stomping her foot stubbornly. "They can eat me
arse
if-" She trailed off suddenly and appeared thoughtful.
Without further explanation, she turned on her heel and scuttled away, barking orders at several deckhands as she passed.
Pogs, Horace, and Anya stared after her uncertainly.
***
The brothers, with Andi in tow and the children following closely behind, continued towards the main deck. Kirik could hear shouts and running footsteps coming from up above as they got closer. He paused, frowning. Kael heard the ruckus as well and also stopped short, arching a brow.
He gave his elder a questioning glance. "What is it, brother?"
"Something is happen-" Kirik began.
There were footfalls charging down the steps towards them now. Kirik tensed and slowly drew his blade. This time, Kael raised both brows and gave Andi a shove back behind him.
She stumbled a bit and would have fallen had she not grabbed his arm to steady herself. The juvenile paid no attention, merely shrugged her off and drew his own swords. Andi frowned resentfully, bent down, and scooped Taters up; nervously clutching him to her breast. She'd also heard the commotion and little alarm bells began to go off in her head.
The puppy could sense the change in the group's demeanor and began to lick his chops in agitation. His Girl was frightened. He could smell her fear clearly. She needed him.
Tots cocked his ears and tilted his head, also hearing someone approaching them. Was she scared of who was coming towards them now? Maybe he could make whoever it was go away.
He bared his teeth and began to snarl as ferociously as a puppy possibly could; the fur on the back of his neck beginning to bristle with aggression. If someone wanted to hurt his Girl, they'd have to go through him first.
The children's eyes grew wide as they watched the creatures tense and take on a defensive posture.
Evan paled slightly and glanced down at his tiny, wooden sword. It seemed so puny, worthless and insignificant in comparison to theirs; and he felt a twinge of envy course through him. Apprehension and uncertainty made for an unpleasant combination; Evan's hand began to tremble slightly.
No matter. He was the big brother. By seven whole minutes.
He was Evan the Mighty.
Shaking it off, the boy stepped in front of Ree and held out his toy weapon; prepared to defend his twin sister to the death if it came down to it.
He was brave and strong and he feared nothing; even if his heart
was
threatening to thump right out of his chest. Evan glanced at Kael and tried to imitate the juvenile's battle stance as best as he could.
Ree took refuge behind Evan and began to wring her hands with worry. Who was coming at them? Why were their weapons drawn? Would they all be horribly killed? If it was to be so, she'd die by her brother's side. She threw her arms around him and squeezed.
"You should go to your room, Ree," Evan said softly. "We men are probably gonna hafta fight soon."
"I'm not leaving you." She replied stubbornly, tightening her arms.
"Don't be a stupid girl!" Evan snapped. "You might get hurt!"
"So might you!" She wailed back.
"I
told
you to go-" he began.
"You there! Creatures!" Sway had appeared at the mouth of the stairwell, staring down at them with her hands on her hips.
Kirik relaxed slightly and flicked his glance upward. "Is there trouble?"
"Trouble?" The woman repeated, blinking. "Nah! Not fer us, anyhow! Tell me now, do ye recall our little deal at the beginnin' o'this journey?" She inquired, smiling sweetly.
"I do."
"Lovely! Then ye be rememberin' that ye still be in me debt, hm?"
"I do."
"I see ye got some mighty impressive-lookin' swords there. But, do'ee know how t'use em at all, I wonder?"
"We are capable."
"Hah! Goodie! Then come along! Tis time to battle." She beckoned to them and began to stride back up the stairs.
"Wait," Kirik said.