"Hi. My name's Melissa...um, oh yeah, I'm twenty-six years old, full-breed human, about five-foot nine and perhaps looking for my first alien lover. Please don't contact me if you're not willing to commit to a relationship, or if you're one of those Master Dominator-types. I guess I'm looking for someone like my last human lover: gentle, compassionate, and patient-ow! What? I can't make a good reference? Ugh, fine, but I'm really very sensitive, guys, so consider yourself warned. Annnd...thank you, I guess," I remember saying all that into the video/voice recorder over at Rachel's place a long month ago. She had pushed me to put up an ad at this blind-dating service for aliens and humans on the Mars colony. I still remember being hesitant about it even then. I had never been around extraterrestrials much, and had always considered that such services, like the one I had been forced to sign up for, were just for those desperate whorish girls who needed a good screwing every night before bed like some sick kind of midnight snack.
Oh well, I guess I was kind of desperate at this point. After all, it had been nearly two and a half years since my break-up with Ben. I knew I had to move on, but it was as though I had lost all my passion when I had lost my relationship with the man I had committed myself to for seven years. Rachel had been there to push me to try everything, desperate to get me out of the emotional ditch I had crashed into. I dated men, I dated women, and I even dated Rachel when the options ran out. She had been a real sweetheart, but I couldn't make myself feel for her the way she secretly felt about me.
Now here I was standing outside the entrance to the Gunton Hotel on 274th Strip. It was a real fancy-looking place, but even its glowing interior, visible through the glass doors, seemed so very frightening. You couldn't blame me, either; I was about to have my first romantic encounter with a creature that was not even remotely human, and that hotel was to serve as our meeting place. The moment I stepped inside, I was surrendering myself to a strange and unknown new world that I was honestly very frightened of.
I shivered again, rubbing my gloved hands together in the cold of the street. The pitter-patter of the rain around me only made me less enthusiastic about this whole date. It just wasn't natural for aliens and humans to copulate or fall in love with each other. But then they had said the same things about gays and lesbians, and about royalty and peasants before them. Who am I to judge how love could work when I didn't dare to admit I knew a single damn thing about it. Everything I had thought I knew had been proven wrong when Ben left me.
No, I shook my head. No, tonight wasn't about Ben. He didn't exist in my life anymore; I sure as hell didn't exist in his, these days. I looked up slowly to peer once more through those glass doors into that warm-looking hotel lobby, the rain dripping off of my hood like the years' worth of tears I had shed in loneliness. Right then I realized fully that if I didn't take a risk for love, then love would never again come to me, and I was not prepared to spend the rest of my life alone and cold. With a sigh of conviction, I gathered up my strength and stepped through the glass portal into a warm new world.
The alien at the desk clicked its mandibles as I approached. "Ah, you finally decided to come in," the insect-like creature chirped at me in fuzzy English, "You were out there for so long, I was beginning to wonder if you were frozen out there and that I should go out and fetch you. Glad to see I don't have to get out in that dreadful icy rain after all. Welcome to the Gunton, how can I help you?" At first I was taken aback that the monster could even speak my language. It took a while for me to interpret what he was saying past the distracting clicks and grinds of his mandibles overpowering the soft words he struggled to speak through his segmented mouth, but I eventually understood him. Silently I scolded myself to stop staring, as I could see after a while that I was making the creature uncomfortable in my prolonged silence.
"Oh, I'm sorry," I stumbled out finally, stepping forward a bit cautiously, "I...I'm here to meet my blind date. I was told-" The creature interrupted me with a raised claw, reaching behind him and plucking a room key from a little hook on the wall. "Say no more; I've been expecting you," the host chirped, "Take the lobby stairs to level 3. It's room 366. Enjoy your stay, Miss."
I stared at the little golden key in front of me for a bit, struggling to make my hand reach up and take it. Of course I was expected, I thought, what other desperate sort of bimbo girl would end up on the far side of the Mars colony dating strange monsters. I shook my head again, clearing these distracting doubts from my mind as I reached up a trembling hand and took the key from the concierge. "Ohh, don't be frightened, darling; there's nothing to be so shaken about," the insect chimed in a strangely comforting tone, "Must be your first time with an alien, hm? This guy seemed really gentle and very nice when I met him earlier this evening; I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about, dear, really. Just relax and try to enjoy yourself. If it was meant to be, then you'll know, and if not, you'll know." His words were strangely charming, made sage-like in content due to the alien accent of his voice. I quietly thanked the concierge and smiled for the first time this whole week.
Then, I turned and slowly made my silent way to the stairwell to the right. The stairs were empty, and the walls blank even in their soft, warm tones. It all just made me feel more alienated and uncomfortable in this already-discomforting situation. However, I hesitated for only a moment before reaching my foot up and carrying myself along the first flight of steps. Time seemed to fast-forward, and before I knew it I was staring at a door with a big "3" on its face. I pushed the door open slowly to reveal a still hallway.