Nicodemus was just under a thousand years old, a young adult by demon standards. Though he was no longer an Imp, the lowest caste of the demonic hierarchy, he was still rather far down the proverbial totem pole. Even still, he could command powers that could bring humans to heel quite easily, and that wasn't counting whatever new abilities he'd gained from Azagthoth's feather, wound into the coarse fur of his upper legs. Filia was also rather powerful, despite being in the lower order of succubi.
Yet the both of them sat on Lily's bed like cowed children as the young woman stared at them, her arms folded. The two of them shifted uncomfortably. They'd been on the surface for less than three hours and already they'd had their cover blown.
"So let me get this straight," Lily said. She pointed at them with both hands. "You two are demons."
"Technically,
he's
a demon," Filia said, patting Nico's knee. "I'm a succubus. The catch-all term for us is Infernals."
"Right," Lily said slowly. "But you're not like, super powerful de... Infernals."
Nico nodded. "Right."
"And you came here because you wanted to... get laid?" Lily arched a razor thin black eyebrow. "I mean... really?"
"You don't know how boooooring it is in Hell right now," Filia said, flopping backwards onto Lily's bed. Her breasts bounced with the motion. "Everyone's in a holding pattern because basically as long as we don't do anything, humankind will fuck everything up on it's own and we win by default. But because of that, Satan's told everyone to not go out, because the last time someone did it delayed us winning the Long War." She looked up over the swell of her tits at Lily. "It's only because humans are dumb as sin that things went our way again."
"No argument here," Lily said, averting her gaze. "Though, uh, could the both of you
please
put some clothes on?"
"Right! Sorry." Filia snapped her fingers and her shadows flowed around her to form her one-piece. Nico summoned a loincloth with a flicker of thought.
"Thank you," Lily said. "So, the two of you were bored, and you got who's help to come up here?"
"Azagthoth," Nico answered. "Fallen Angel, used to be one of Satan's closest until he cocked up the Apocalypse back in the Eighties."
Lily gave him a flat look. "Reagan?" Nico nodded. "I knew it!" Lily said, pumping her hand. "No way it wasn't a coincidence! Suck it, Mom!"
"So he's on the outs with Satan right now, and was willing to help us get up here," Nico finished. "We literally just got here a couple hours ago."
"And you already fucked the dean and Jennifer?" Lily said, sounding impressed. "Fuck, that's some quick work. Kudos."
"Thank you!" Filia said, sitting up. "Someone appreciates the work we do."
"So, that's all you're here for?" Lily asked. "Just to sleep with anyone and everyone you can get your hands on?"
"Pretty much!" Filia said, rubbing her hands together. "Nico's got dibs on all the ladies, and I want every silver fox and young stud I can get my hands on. It's an all you can eat buffet!"
Lily shifted her weight from one foot to the other. "So, what happens to me? Now that I know?"
Nico and Filia exchanged a long look. "I... don't know?" Nico said. "We kinda lost that thread of thought."
Both Infernals could see the wheels of thought turning behind Lily's eyes. "Because if this isn't some cafeteria induced fever dream, and you two are real, then that means that Angels and such are real as well." She turned and picked up the silver pendant off her dresser, the ruby twinkling in the light of the room. "And this thing somehow has the power to obliterate your glamours. Any idea why?"
"No clue," FIlia admitted. "But ah, mind pointing it in another direction, please?"
Lily gave them both a look, then hooked the pendant over her neck, the silver cross resting just above the valley of her breasts. "I'll keep it right here for safekeeping."
The two Infernals shared another long glance. "What is it that you want?" Nico asked slowly.
Lily looked smug. "Nothing at all. Matter of fact, I want to help you."
"How could
you
help
us
?" Filia asked.
"You two are here to have a good time, and from what I've gathered from talking to you, you get the most thrills out of breaking the wills of the more... devout people you come across." Lily grinned, and Nico could've sworn he saw a flash of something positively demonic in that smile. "And given how I wish most of the people around here would loosen the fuck up, I feel like I could be your guide of sorts."
Filia leaned her head back, her eyes narrowed slightly. "I'm sensing a catch. Who are you to make demands of us, mortal?"
"Probably nobody," Lily admitted. "But I'm sick and tired of all these Catholic pricks running around here. I want to have some fun. So I won't go yakking about how there's two demons living down the hall from me. Some of the students won't believe me, but a small portion might, and that might attract attention that you don't want from real Angels."
Nico rubbed his horns. "You make a good point. What do you want?"
The young woman's face grew darker. "In my three years at this crapshoot of a school, one of the biggest lessons I've learned is that no matter how chaste and 'pure' girls are raised, they still find ways to be absolute cunts to one another. Though instead of them bragging about the parties they go to and how many guys they scored with, here they compete to see who can memorize the most gospels and who's had a purity or promise ring for the longest." Lily's smile grew predatory. "I want the two of you to
defile
them. Nico, turn them into your gibbering harem girls. Filia, fuck their guys in front of them. That's basically what you're here for already, isn't it?"
Nico felt something swell within him. It felt like... kinship. Despite being human, being mortal, this young woman had the air of the demonic about her. He got a kick out of it.
"I like the way you think," Filia purred. "I'm getting the sense we're going to get along just fine."