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Chapter 20: Check On Learning
He slept through his alarm that morning. And his second one. And Song trying to shake him awake as she realized the beeping had been going on too long. And Ghata splashing cold water on him. Thankfully, the ladies of Room 222 were not limited to these means. May dove into his dreams, finding his form there ALSO sprawled out in his mind's bed, and shook him awake in his dreams. It makes sense in context, but it was enough for him to feel his body being shaken and wet, which was enough to let him wake up, look at the clock, and panic. It took him about two nanoseconds to realize that getting a shower was entirely out of the question, but he could at least change. Modesty was pointless, everyone in this room had not just seen but
experienced
him naked in the last 48 hours.
"What the heck, guys? We have twenty minutes to make it to Professor Otterly's class for the first exam, why did you let me sleep in so long?" Todd was hastily putting necessities into his backpack, double-checking that his research assignment was there.
Jem handed him a glass of water. This time to drink, not wear. "Not my fault you slept through two alarms and three attempts to wake you up afterwards."
"Jem, you of ALL people should know that yes, it really is your fault." Todd had his pants and belt on, and gulped down some water. He had never been hung over in his life, but the way he felt was a lot like descriptions he'd heard. He found he didn't like it much, and resolved never to test it the real way. "Something about shooting my soul out through my dick twelve times yesterday, and I know I'm not the one who wrote THAT schedule."
With a rustle of wings, May manifested behind him in the bed. "Hey! I'll have you know that I'm an authority on such matters, and you
definitely
still have plenty of soul left in your dick."
"Not helping, May. We don't have time, let me grab one of my emergency snacks and I can get more after the math exam. No time to be
your
emergency snack. Did you all eat?"
A chorus of yesses came back, and he ran out the door chewing on a candy bar and praying it would last him. This would not be the first time he'd ever done so, but it was certainly the first time after that kind of physical effort. The fact that it was his first time doing anything remotely like that kind of effort helped make the distinction. Was it really ten days ago that he was a VIRGIN? Seemed hard to believe. As he wondered at it all, his feet carried him forward. The classroom he was headed towards wasn't close, but even as the ladies kept pace (minus May) he knew he'd have some time to spare. Reflexively after yesterday, he called up his Status screen... but what he saw was puzzling. Specifically, his Mana was reading at 28%. Considering he had spent himself to zero eight hours prior, that should not have been remotely possible. Not on his own. He should have been well under 10%. This data point was wildly off base, and of course it was coming right as he was going to turn in his report. This was also leaving aside the two Attribute points and Class Feature he had to choose. Say what you will, good or ill, about the day. It certainly served to help him power level 20% of the way into Level six.
The line at the math building did surprise him, though. With five minutes before class, normally the hallway was cleared out and the classrooms and lecture halls more filled. Instead, the hundred or so students in that mass lecture were waiting for the doors to open, nobody quite knowing what was going on. Especially Todd. Professor Otterly was not the kind to be late. If anything just the opposite, some students had reported getting to his hall half an hour before class only to find him happily jotting down notes or preparing the board. Five minutes before class and he was the kind of person to be glaring at the latecomers arriving just in time for the start of class.
The doors opened, and there was a stir from the front. Painfully slowly, the class began to file in. Todd was too far back to see what was going on, but as he got closer he could hear his professor's voice occasionally muttering "talley one... okay, one more..."
It turned out he was speaking to a teacher's assistant, also a Beastfolk but this one looking like a small dog of some kind. Possibly part Corgi? Either way, her tail was wagging a bit as they took stock of every student entering, stamping their hand with what looked like an ink mark. The professor's nose twitched, and he looked up to see Todd shuffling closer. "Ah, good, you did make it. I was afraid I hadn't been clear on the fact you needed to be here for this one." He turned, stamped a Human's hand, then looked at the person his TA was helping. Stacey, the Changeling. "Talley one more, please."
Todd eventually got to the front of the line, and the TA nodded at him. Her voice was chipper and perky, almost the opposite of what Todd was feeling at the moment. "Todd, right? The professor wanted you to stand by for a moment until the others get in. I'll get them started while he speaks to you."
"Talley another, Selma."
"Yes, professor." She put a mark on a clipboard she was carrying. "Can I have your dominant hand, please? I do still need to stamp you."
"Uh, sure. Can I ask what this is for?" He held out his right hand.
"You can, sure, but I can't tell you. I will see you when you get inside." She went into the auditorium and closed the doors, leaving Todd alone with the professor.
Professor Otterly sniffed the air delicately. "Mr. Reed, you smell a bit low on mana."
"Yes, sir. Several people asked me for assistance yesterday."
"That would explain the other smells, then." He had the decency to wait for Todd to finish his reflexive flinch at the commentary. "That hardly matters, however. Do you have your assignment?"
"Yes, sir." He awkwardly took off his backpack, pulled out the folder he was keeping it in, and handed the report over. "It probably isn't anything revolutionary, but there's a lot of data going into the charts."
"Excellent." The professor opened the report to take a look... and his casual demeanor suddenly dropped. "Todd. Do you have a copy of this besides the one you just handed me?"
The student was perplexed. "No, I do not."
"I will make one for you then. Save it, and keep it safe. You will need it. For that matter, start saving your assignments anyway. It is a good idea in general. Now, the other students have already begun their exam, but you will get an additional five minutes at the end in the exceedingly unlikely event you need it. Go to your seat and get started, see me on the way out." With those cryptic words, Professor Otterly opened the door to let Todd in. Slowly, he made his way over to his normal seat (if it could be called that, given he'd only sat in it once). There was a paper there, he flipped it open and got started.
The first thing he noticed was that the content there seemed a step or two higher in difficulty than what they had been getting the last time he was actually in this classroom. Either the class had stepped up its pace after the first day or something else was going on. The second thing was that the exam had 200 questions on it. For one hour of allotted time, this seemed excessive.
Third? Well, third was the fact that it was all ridiculously easy for him anyway, so he burned through the exam's demands almost as fast as he could circle answers and write out others. No calculator was permitted, but then again none was required. Not for him. His brain barely turned on for it, which was good because he could not have kicked it up into high gear if he tried. It did give him time to think, which was crucial.
Okay, so. This exam is strange, and I can see the stamp shimmering as I answer things, so I guess it's magical. Makes sense if they want to... what, make sure we don't cheat? Check to see how we're doing it? Take attendance the fancy way? No way to know for sure without spellcasting analysis, and I don't have one set up to do it even if I wanted to take the time to. Maybe they want to see if we're taking them up on being able to use class abilities? Huh, that could be it. The talley might have been counting people walking in with buffs? It would make sense with what I know. Jem, Song, and Ghata don't have one active and didn't get tally marks while Stacey did after visiting me yesterday...
The pages of the exam melted away before him, and before too much longer he found himself out of questions to answer. Looking around, he saw a marking on the board pointing to where he could turn in his stack. There were only two others done before him despite the delay in getting started, and he left the room in silence. The professor was not in his office, but there was a thick envelope in his box labeled with "for Mr. Todd Reed" so he figured it was probably his copy of things. Outside, Todd decided to sit on a bench by the grass, enjoying the stillness that it could bring. Nobody else was walking around, busy with their tests.