This is a story of the Becoming Monsters Universe by AiLoves, setting used with permission.
The idea for this story and these characters comes from Moonwing.
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Chapter 5: Cash Out
"Why don't you ever tell me about where you came from, Gooey?"
"I worked at a grocery store, Hush. Not too much to tell."
"But still! We've been living together for two weeks now, and I don't even know your parents' names! Come on, I know you have something to say. You didn't live the last twenty years without doing anything, so I want to know about your something!"
"Is this really the best time for this conversation?" Gooey's clear flesh began to glow purple as his Null Ray finished priming. In front of them stood a rather uncommon monstrous Hobgoblin, leading an uncommonly large horde of monstrous Goblins and Imps, coming at their uncommonly small pack of tourist Delvers. Business had been slow for this one. Nothing anyone could pin to a specific cause, just not too many people signing up for when the gate opened on a random Thursday morning after a deep-dive team cleared it out and the Dungeon needed to recharge.
As a result, this had been a discounted trip with only four escorts. Three very junior ones in need of training, one senior to train them and to save the day in case things went wrong. Just a little stroll through the first floor, pick off a few cheap targets then lead the tourists to the gift shop, then everyone gets to go on with their day. Instead, the party leader (the Knight anchoring the improvised front row) was frantically directing the team's efforts. The tourists thought it was some intense fun. The escorts knew that if things didn't go right, they might be the only ones to make it out alive. Of course, that was where Gooey came in.
"Stand aside!" He yelled at the (admittedly not too impressive) top of his voice. It was enough, the Knight dragged his clump of foes to the left and the tourists followed. Hush called her power to ensnare the Hobgoblin pack leader, and Gooey unleashed his ray of light-repelling force. The Hobgoblin didn't enjoy the experience, though to be fair it only hurt for a quarter-second before the monster was reduced to dust.
As the others in the party continued the fight against the now-less-organized foe, Gooey sagged a bit. "Status."
Fifteen percent left on the bar. Okay, I can live with that, just have to stick to defensive actions until I can soak up enough magic. That ate half my Stamina, though, and that doesn't come back so easily when I have to stay on high alert.
The problem with this idea was that the enemies largely didn't sling spells up here on the first floor of the Vegas Dungeon. The only one in this particular pack that used any just happened to be turned to dust by his Null Ray. That meant he was stuck taking a break and staying on the lookout while the others did their stuff.
Hush, of course, noticed immediately. "Okay, now you got a chance to talk. Nobody's blaming you for taking a breather after firing that giant blast of yours. Sexy as heck, by the way, hope you're ready for later. So, spill. What were you doing before I met you?" She stopped here to focus on trapping another enemy that was threatening to actually do something to an oblivious tourist.
Gooey judiciously shot another monster that was trying to sneak around the side of the group. "Not much to say. I'm an only child, both my folks survived the Change since our neighborhood was kind of quiet and they both stayed Human."
"Nothing about the neighborhood Succubus you mentioned? High School? Hobbies other than fighting games? There's gotta be more, what you've told me so far would fit on a notecard." The group was starting to gather back up to head back towards the Gate, which saved him from having to answer. Hush did notice a bit of an oddity in her boyfriend, though. Even for him, he seemed to get awfully focused on doing anything other than answering that particular set of questions. It was odd, and Hush was rather glad that the old adage about curiosity and cats had not panned out in her life since odd things had always drawn her attention.
The leader of the escorts didn't go straight back towards home, though that is undoubtedly what he wanted to do. Company policy was to take a right-angle turn if at all possible so that the customers could get more stuff (which, in turn, led to the shops doing better as they spent their gains and the boss getting more from the shops). Despite the severity of what they'd run into, nobody was seriously injured and even Gooey was able to continue support as long as nothing else needed one of the big blasts. Thankfully, this time they weren't tempting fate on that point, and only met small packs of weak enemies. Another half-hour of walking got them to the stairway up and out, another few minutes dividing up loot got Gooey and Hush their pay (barely over retainer, but worth the time by most measures).
The two meandered over to the staff lounge to eat. Not that there was anything free there other than air conditioning, lockers, a fridge, and a microwave. It was still quiet and away from public eyes. The Delvers working there didn't steal each others' food, half because it would start a fight that could level the building and half because it was likely to be toxic to a significant portion of the people present if you didn't know the Race of the one who brought it. At least they were shaped roughly the right way for the chairs, there was only one meant for significantly larger people... and the roof wasn't really high enough for anyone more than ten feet tall or so to sit there comfortably.
For Gooey, a sandwich with extra pickles. For Hush, some fish. Served cold, since the one time she'd microwaved it led to some serious glares from coworkers. Both ate in comfortable silence for a bit. Given that Hush was present, though, that couldn't last for more than a minute. "Okay, no monsters to fight here. Spill. Start with the Succubus, let's get the hard part over so the rest just goes more easily."
"Any reason you really want to know about my ex?"
"It sounds relevant to things we do a lot, and I prefer to live in the meow."
Even Gooey had to simultaneously chuckle and facepalm at that one. He even made sure he had both a face and a palm for the occasion. "Uh, not too much to say. I took her out on a couple of dates, but really it was just a mutually beneficial thing. I got as much amazing sex as I could take, she got to eat. I know I wasn't the only one she was doing it with, either, but let's face it, I wasn't going to complain."
"... you know what? I'm not even mad. Especially since you like to use what you learned on me. Got a name to go with it?" She looked speculative. A look that said she wanted to meet this chick, though whether it was for a chat or for significantly more involved activity was a mystery.
"Sorry, Hush. Maya moved out and went to college. I think her parents insisted, she was happy living like that and the rest of us were happy to help."