This is still a story of the Becoming Monsters Universe by Ai Loves, setting used with permission. All canonical and mechanical errors are my own. The yarrb is the creation of FelisRandomis, used with permission.
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Chapter 27: Second Order Effects
Nibbles, rather understandably, was eventually found hiding under our bed. I found him there only after flying to the nearest open grocery and coming back with the largest package of chocolate they had easily available. The ladies had indicated in word and deed that it was an acceptable compromise for now, but better would be expected tomorrow.
Still. Lucy, Sarah, Emily, and Paige were back at 100%, effectively. Emily's mana would be limited for a bit until she could release her self-imposed Shapeshifting. I also needed to make sure to steer WELL clear of certain bits of Paige if I wanted to keep certain bits of myself intact. She would even be able to go to her job, said when it glowed it drew attention, just no VIP room things available. I decided to not think about that too closely. One of us would need to bring her paperwork to the drug store to get more appropriate supplies in a hurry, though, only two days of grace there.
Amber... as soon as Emily had finished doing what she needed to, I took advantage of the fact that she had used up all the hot water. What came out of the faucet thirty seconds after the four-armed demoness awoke was approximately one degree above freezing. It was not pleasant. She did not enjoy it. It did, however, work. Lucy explained the specifics. Me doing so seemed both self-defeating and dangerous, after dunking her in a cold shower.
Whitney got herself semi-composed, as did Gloria. They'd be under the weather a day or two, but by the time Friday rolled around they'd both be fine. Which is good, because the Delve they were assisting went down then.
Speaking of, between the day we took off and Friday, the next three days would be long ones at the office. Whatever else was happening, we still needed a place to live. Once we got ourselves back to the table to finish the dinner that had gotten interrupted so thoroughly, I got to once again plan. "Well. Now we know what to plan for in the future. We need to plan for tomorrow. First up. Amber."
She took a breath. "Now we know it's coming, yeah. You have my standing permission to return me to sanity via hard dickings as needed."
"You're... okay, you're actually adjacent to what I was about to say. You mentioned you've stopped changing. Tomorrow morning, before the hospital team leaves for work, I want to try to use Cursebreaker on you. See if we can clear what the Wish laid on you. Emily, you can report it as a job duty, I need you on standby in case it goes really wrong."
Emily interjected. "I can do you one better. We badge into the Curse Annex and use one of the rooms, possibly under supervision of Dr. Amar if she is there. As long as we do it early, it will not interfere."
"Good idea. Ladies, any mana you think you will be able to recover overnight? I need it in the batteries. Considering what laid it on Amber, this is going to be a nasty one. I'll need it. Next day or two is going to have really tight timing, so I need everyone on top of things. Call for help if you need any. Sarah, do you think you can complete Nathan's enchantment tomorrow?"
She nodded. "Definitely. Just need Amber to bring me the batons at work and I can wrap them up between calls."
"Good. I think he's going to need them before long." Something was poking me that the kid was in more danger than I could see. "What do you have on them?"
"Um, kind of the opposite of what's on yours. They'll move easier in his hands, got some momentum dampening on the mast sections, too. Means he'll hit harder and block better."
"Perfect. Make sure you write instructions for him. Anyone else have any points before we go to bed?"
Lucy had one. "We need to know. What, exactly, did the screen from our full synchronization tell you?"
I thought hard for a second. A lot had happened in the four-ish hours since then. "Um. I got an ability called Jackpot. Bonuses intensified, that's what made me warn all of you about the transformations. Acquired Slots locked, so I missed the one I'd normally get at 11. Hungers shared, which I've been watching. All of you equalize out just being near each other, now."
Lucy frowned. "That doesn't sound right, or at least it's not everything. None of that says why we're suddenly seeing each other's class features when we level up. We need to pay attention to anything unusual that happens. Class, Race, anything. Write it down, send the group a text on the chat room I made."
"Hold on, you made a group text?"
"Just us girls."
"That is not at all reassuring."
"I'll make one with you in it."
"Can you just add me to the other one?"
All seven of the ladies present, in unison, practically yelled "No!" Nibbles's ears flattened a bit in my lap. I reluctantly accepted that I'd just have to live with the unsatisfied curiosity. This was not one I was going to win. Nothing else seemed to be important enough to delay sleep, and so that is what we did.
Breakfast coordination was light and quick. We all knew what we needed to do. Amber and Sarah were going to have a busy one, but the rest of us shook out into our tasks. I made sure to shoot Nathan a text saying his equipment would be ready that afternoon, and to come meet us for it. His response was "Yes, sir!"
I'm pretty sure he heard me sigh from downtown.
There was one more thing I had to take care of before leaving the house in the morning. Specifically, Amber. More specifically, if she didn't get a taste of my dick before we went out, she wouldn't be able to focus on anything the rest of the day. She practically dragged me aside after we ate, got on her knees, and shoved my cock straight down her throat, shuddering with pleasure that it was there and swallowing hard. Incidentally, I figured out then that her good Health and Endurance scores meant she had very respectable lung capacity. And that she had apparently been getting tips from Lucy, since she had me firing my essence into her in three of those respectable breaths. The combination of her lower hands down her pants and the sensation of being Fed upon were enough to drive her over the edge right with me. It only took a moment to get cleaned up and presentable again to head out.
Emily and I badged into the Curse annex dark and early, with Amber in tow. Dr. Amar, sure enough, was curious enough to want to watch. "After all, it isn't on the charts or schedule, and you say it's going into your dissertation if it works."
Amber laid down and tried to relax as the rest of us got ready. I felt a sense of deja vu as I pulled the orange jumper on again. No Scapegoat this time, not that I'd do this to them. "Is everyone ready?" At their assent, I pulled up Cursebreaker once more.
The target I saw was technically a valid one for me to attack. Technically. The curse image was no mere simplified icon. It looked like nine Celtic knots having a square dance, as depicted in an Escher woodcut. It was not attached to her by threads and cables, but rather seemed an extension of her body. It would be less like cutting out a malignant tumor and more akin to peeling the top layer of skin off of her entire body while it actively resisted the attempt.
I had to try. My power formed a scalpel, and I got to my attempt. It flapped upwards as I got one of her feet fully uncovered, and immediately began to stretch forward and try to reattach. I had to pause to block it before continuing onward. Inch by painful inch, I peeled it back. As I got myself to about her knee, I hit an unexpected problem. My mana ran out. Entirely. I briefly considered draining my Gold Battery to try to continue, but it was pointless. I would need to either figure out another approach, or otherwise have access to about fifteen times my current maximum MP in order to have a hope of actually banishing it.
That was if no further complications arose, too, which was very far from being a certainty.
I released Cursebreaker and snapped back to reality, leaving my shield gauntlet full. Dr. Amar looked both impressed and terrified. Emily and Amber were both disappointed with the news, but understanding. "I know it's possible, or at least appears that way. I'm just not it's equal yet."
"Mr. Kithkin, what exactly was the source of this curse? I've never seen one like it."
"I would have been surprised if you had. That was the result of a Glasya Wish, and has been on her for over three years."
"I see." She looked at the four-armed Glasya-Race woman on the table, and came to her own conclusions. They were probably about 40% correct, but I could explain more later. "How serious are you about getting rid of it? That is not life-threatening, so no promises or prioritization, but I can do some research. This is quite the case, and you have given me a lot to think about."
"Very serious. This was only my first attempt, and while Amber has trusted me to not abuse my position I do not wish for anyone else to have the chance to take advantage of her." I didn't even mention my promise to her father, which I still took seriously. I would do everything in my power, and in the combined powers of everyone I could reach, to rid Amber of this.
"Alright. Nurse Johnson and I have patients to get to, but we will see if we can find or figure out anything. Get the equipment put away and the room prepared in case we have any unexpected guests today."
It didn't take long, and this time I could grab a mana potion from the closet that wasn't about to decompose. And a second one that was, since being an employee officially and on the clock had its benefits. I drank the second one, with a feeling that the one with some time left on its shelf life may be needed. I stowed it in my Pocket, next to my enchanted baton and my pistol. Trouble was coming.
Work itself was frantically busy. Honestly, I was glad I was there. What I did there helped save lives, just as much as when I dropped out of the sky to slay monsters that were threatening people. Someone got medicine they needed to live because I could ensure the network was up. A doctor could promptly retrieve and search records for the same reason.
Most heroes are invisible. That's the fact. You have to go looking to realize they're there. You don't have to die to prove it, the point is rather the opposite. A dead hero saves no more lives. It's a lesson I would need to remember a bit harder. I'd been playing jump rope with the line between life and death a bit too often recently.
I got a call to my desk phone from Sarah a bit before lunch. Amber had come through with the purchases, and Sarah had finished her enchantments on them. I was needed at the Thaumic lab to test them briefly. It was not a room I had ever been in before. They did not have computers inside, nor network ports, and heavily discouraged casual visitors.