Several week's later after so much time spent worrying and a lot of 'what if' session's she got a clean bill of health and then she seemed to be bouncing off the wall's, she was so happy. "I know what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna call some friend's over to celebrate."
"You're gonna have an 'STD free' party?" She smiled at me.
"Funny fucker, ain't ya?" Thanking her I headed toward my room. Half way there I remembered what had slipped my mind in the excitement. I removed the small box from my pocket and headed toward's the kitchen. Pushing the door's open I found the chef's preparing dinner.
"Uhh...can I talk to you, Jenny?" The fiery little red-head crossed the kitchen. She had only been working here a week but she had no qualm's about telling me to get the hell out if I was in the way.
"What is it? Hurry up!" I extended the box to her.
"Happy birthday." The new maid was apparently surprised that I had known her birthday was today. She hadn't been here long so she probably didn't know I alway's gave the maid's, gardener's, driver's, butler's and even the bodyguard's something for their birthday.
"Oh, well...um, thank's."
"I make it a habit to remember everyone's birthday."
"Really? That's...kinda strange. You're the first person I've worked for that give's a damn." I shrugged and flashed a crooked grin.
"Thank's. Um...I should probably go so you can get back to work, Ma'am." I turned and left the kitchen tossing a 'see ya' over my shoulder at the woman. Heading off to my room now I found myself surfing the net and a porn-site...more out of boredom then desire.
That didn't stop me from jerking it when I found a great clip, though. After cleaning myself up I put my computer on sleep and shucked my shirt and shoe's off. I crawled into my bed and laid down for a cat-nap...
Waking to giggling and movement I opened an eye to find my sister and her friend's had invaded my room in my sleep and were now huddled around my computer. "Uhh...what are you guy's doing?" They looked at me like children with their hand's in a cookie-jar and then split, the door slamming closed behind them.
Waving it off I laid back down and pulled a pillow over my head. I guess one could call me lazy...but I took care of myself. It was kinda a ritual for me to take a nap at noon. For as long as I could remember I just plain got tired during day. I could sleep an entire day away if mom and dad let me.
That's not to say I didn't sleep at night. But I seemed to have more energy when the sun began to set to when it began to rise. Yawning I turned onto my side. Sleep found my quickly.
Once more I was awakened to movement. This time it was a pillow. Someone hit me with it again and I groaned. "Not now, Sis, please. I didn't get much sleep last night and I'm dead tired." Rolling onto my side this time it was four pillow's.
Trying to wave off my attacker's only caused me to get one arm caught and pinned to the bed. (Weak as a new-born kitten...never fail's when I wake up...) Restraining my other arm they then did the same to my lower body. A weight on my hip's keeping me pinned down. Ok, now I freaked. I was sporting some wood from a good dream.
Quickly I tried to move but found as alway's I was too weak to do anything. It had alway's been this way. Someone moved the pillow and I looked at the brunette straddling me. "Can I, um...help you?"
"You know, you shouldn't be sleeping when there is a party."
"I didn't exactly recieve an invite. Beside's that parties...aren't really my scene."
She raised an eyebrow. "You've never been to one?" Shaking my head I was beginning to feel some strength returning to my limb's.
"That's strange." She was silent for a few moment's before smiling. "Word is you're a virgin as well...is that true?"
"Why is it any of your business?"
"Your sis say's you are."
"I knew I couldn't count on her to keep a secret."
"Is that a yes?"
"Yes, yes, ok, yes."
"That's all I needed to hear." She produced her cellphone. "Wait 'till everyone hear's this." Quick as a flash they left me on my bed confused...and more then a bit pissed. Hauling ass out of my room I followed them down the hallway.
Down the stair's, out to the back where there was a party going on. Sis intercepted me halfway through. I leaned down to her ear.
"What the fuck were you thinking telling everyone I'm a virgin? Are you fucking stupid?"
"Cris, I--"
"I don't wanna hear your bullshit excuse's. Thank's a lot, Sis."
"Cris--"
"Go fuck yourself." I turned and swept back into the house...