A new saying dribbled into the chat amid the laughter. "You just know?" Charli asked, winding down from her laughing fit. "What does that mean?" Her question only seemed to prompt even more amusement. "It means..." She scrolled up, trying to catch the message. "It means you're fucking--" She gasped and started laughing all over again. "No, no, no, no, no. That's not true. Look, I know I've been out of the game for a while, but I'm not that desperate." Charli shook her head. It was an embarrassing thought for sure, yet more comical in her mind. Yeah, she had heard of some people actually fucking their training partners. Those people probably got a little too worked up. Charli glanced over at Labrys. She doubted he'd even fit, though admittedly she had never even seen his 'thing.' Ugh, now was definitely not the time to think about that.
"Whatever. Whatever. Back to the event." Charli took a deep breath, pushing out the last of the giggles. "OK, so, they don't have the usual line up like in tournaments. They do it all in one go." The chat box kept going on with the stupid phrase, pulling Charli back into a fit of laughter. "Quit it! Look"--she paused to giggle--"Labrys, lean down." He obeyed instantly. Charli leaned over and gave Labrys a peck on the cheek. He let out a heavy breath. "See? Done. He's a good boy but he'll find his own armor woman." The Haxorus softly rubbed his cheek. Charli cleared her throat. "Anyways, you all probably notice my girl there, Sagaris. She's a fighter, but she's got the glamour and style for this." Charli looked to the proud trainer next to Sagaris. She almost wished that was her, as much as it was some weird beauty pageant. Coolness pageant. Whatever.
"I wonder how you even become a judge of one of these. How well do you judge what's cool?" Charli grabbed a ball cap off her table and put it on at a sideways angle. "See? How many points am I worth now? It's ridiculous." She looked at Sagaris again. "I mean, Sagaris is already 100% cool anyways. How is a Drapion going to compete? Accordion much?" Charli sat up straight. "Oh, it's starting." She tossed the hat away, letting it fall where it may. "Can you bet on these at all? No? Well what's even the fun then?" She narrowed her eyes. "Not that I condone gambling, of course. Don't be silly," she said with a smile. "But you all know where my money would be."
The event kicked off with a markedly less impressive opening than a tournament. It seemed like a popular enough event, just missing the grandiosity of what Charli was used to. The camera started with a run past the entire lineup of contestants posed to perfection. "Good form," Charli said. "Can you do that?" she asked, tapping on Labrys. He straightened himself out to a perfect posture. "It was a joke." Labrys still remained at attention much to her amusement. "Alright, you made your point ease up, soldier."
The little chat box erupted into cheer once Sagaris flew by the screen. Charli couldn't help but join in. "Woo! You can do it!" she yelled, arms stretched up in the air. Made her wish she had a Dragonair t-shirt now with how excited she was. Fortunately she had already added some soundproofing to the room for the sake of not annoying the neighbors. After the announcements and reveals, the contest was on. A contestant was brought up once at a time to do a move, then slink back to their position. "What, that's it? Anyone could do that," Charli said with a shrug. "I guess they do have some pizzazz."
Then it was the Dragonair's turn. Charli started clapping loudly, and Labrys joined in. Sagaris slithered over to the center of the room, then froze. In a moment, she disappeared in a flash of water to to one side of the room, then slithered. "That's what I'm talking about! Aqua Jet! Those other suckers never had a chance!" Charli paused and thought about it. While impressive, how could you even judge something you hardly even saw? This contest was getting increasingly silly, but whatever.
The contest continued on with various absurd comments from both the viewers and Charli. It was surprisingly entertaining, but she still wasn't sure how it worked. Maybe she was just a dumb trainer. Labrys seemed to have lost interest quite some time ago, and was instead wandering about the house. Occasionally she would glance over at him, making sure he wasn't getting up to trouble. Maybe she should get something to entertain him while she's busy. Eventually he settled next to her, having dragged a bean bag chair over to her desk.
"Well, that's the end of it." Charli closed out the window. "As we all expected, Sagaris won. So whoever betted against her better pay up right now!" She exaggerated a cough. "Not that I support gambling, again!" Charli said with a smile. She switched over to the special donation messages and started reading through them. "Oh quit it with the 'you just know' junk." Why did that still make her laugh? "I swear, you guys are gonna be wearing t-shirts with it soon enough. Go to another channel for that." She shooed the camera. "Thanks for the hundred bucks!" she said in delight, spinning around in her chair. Something caught her leg.
"Labrys? Something wrong?" Charli asked. His claws were wrapped around her leg. He seemed to hesitate for a moment before pulling her closer and leaning in. His sheathed blades locked her head in place as he opened his mouth and probed her mouth with his large, wet tongue. An intense warmth washed over Charli. Her mind was too slow to react. Her body relaxed and her eyes closed. This was wrong. Her eyes snapped open and she pulled herself away. Labrys turned away suddenly, eyes wide open. "Wellthat'senoughstreamfortodaythanksguys." She blinked. Something was missing. "Charleedeltas." She held the power button on her computer, shutting everything down, then she immediately stood up and put her hand on her forehead. Labrys stood up along with her.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. That was the rest of her career down the drain. Just after she finally got something. Fuck. "Labrys, what was that?" she asked, still staring at the blank screen in front of her. He looked at the screen and then back at her. That didn't happen. It couldn't have. Labrys let out a low whine, then pointed between them. "Labrys! That wasn't...!" She sighed and started tapping on the desk. "That was a different kiss." She copied his pointing. "You and I. We don't kiss like that." Labrys huffed and slapped his tail against the ground. "No, don't argue." She stared at the screen again. "OK, maybe it wasn't that bad. Maybe it was off camera." Fuck. Why now?
Labrys deflated somewhat, then walked off. She couldn't blame him. Maybe she gave him the wrong idea with that joke, but he was smart enough to know otherwise. He would-- He did. It must've been a bad joke. He was taking the gag too far. Damnit, damnit, damnit. Charli sat back down and turned on her computer. All she could do now was mitigate the damage. With what? A lie? Like anyone was going to buy that you totally didn't French Labrys on the stream. Whatever, make it vague, apologize later. She hastily logged onto a social media site and stared at the blank white box. Just buy yourself some time for now. Charli sighed. "Sorry about the disconnect. See you guys soon." How soon? Who knew. Maybe never at this rate. She copy pasted the simple response into the rest of her social media sites, doing her best to ignore the mounting messsages in each one.
Charli shut off her computer and retreated to her bed, where she promptly pulled the sheets over her head and wished to vanish from reality. "Fuck." It felt like the world had flipped instantly and was sitting on top of her. People had done worse on the internet, and she wasn't one to fuck up, but it was hard to imagine that she could keep her one job. Her last one was stolen from her, so why would this one stay? It got hotter, but she refused to pull herself free from the sheets. Labrys's taste still lingered on her tongue. It was a bizarre feeling. When was the last time she actually had a kiss? Charli covered her eyes. Shut the hell up.
Who knew how much time passed as Charli moped under the sheets. She didn't really pay it much mind as she repeatedly wished to start the day over. Eventually, however, sweat got the better of her, and she brought herself out for a fresh gasp of air. Labrys perked up. He was sitting next to the bed, towering over Charli. "What are you doing?" Charli asked flatly. Labrys sighed and placed a hand on her shoulder. "I'm fine, just... I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do now." She paused. "Maybe I'll get a real job like dad always said, huh?" The joke did little to lift her spirits, but it pulled it out of the mud at least. Labrys shook his head and patted her. "Thanks." Charli sat up, unwrapping herself from her suffocating cotton prison.