Author's Note: This story is merely part one of two! Part two will be arriving once it is written. Enjoy~
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Bruce Robert Kinsey knew that today was going to be a weird day when he walked into shop class after school and found one of his classmates holding a raygun to her head. And that was saying something, considering that this week had been
packed
with weirdness. In fact, the weirdness of the week was why he was walking into shop class after school let out - and why he walked in holding a cold iron candelabra made of scrap metal and dusted with salt and splatters of dried candle-wax. On Monday, he had helped get a ghost out of her haunting.
By fucking her.
On Tuesday, he had negotiated a careful treaty between the Winter and Summer Courts of the Fey, mediating the spat that had required trips into the Feylands through mirrors activated by special code phrases and sacrificed chickens. In the end, he had found resolution between Princess Snow and Queen Leaf-Fall.
By fucking them.
On Wednesday, he had run into the most gorgeous were-panther that he had ever met. Of course, said were-panther had been the
first
and so far
only
were-panther that Bruce had met, so there wasn't a lot of competition. But the man had been almost six feet of pure, ebony black nubian
god
who looked like he should have been playing Black Panther in the latest Marvel movie. His issue had been that he was hunted - stalked from city to city by his own twin brother. Bruce had helped settle
that
.
By fucking the twin brother.
Afterwards, he had fucked the were-panther too. But that had more been due to the fact that Bruce
really
could not get enough black cock that day. It had been an acquired taste, all things considered. Finally, on Thursday, Bruce had had finally run into a problem he couldn't
just
fuck his way out of. No, the wax-witch that lived downtown and had been stealing tiny bites of essence from people through specially enchanted sex-store full body mannequin fucktoys had required wax-play to relieve her pressing spiritual issues.
And now...
Friday.
Friday, he walked in to see one of his fellow teenagers about to commit suicide with a dime store ray-gun toy. Bruce sighed, looked at the ceiling, then ducked his shoulder forward. He crashed into the slender girl, grabbing the gun and forcing it away from her head. Her eyes flashed open and she squeaked, then shouted: "No, wai-"
Then the raygun went off. Rather than producing a spray of sparks, as most cheap ray-gun toys did, the raygun fired off a blast of rainbow pink energy. The energy hit the ceiling, rebounded, hit the floor, rebounded, bounced off one window, skidded around the corner, then struck a hideous metal modern art structure sitting on the curving desk that ringed the shop class. Finally, it flew out and slammed into Bruce's chest. He went flying backwards and hit the wall with a loud CRASH. Bruce fell forward and hit the ground face first, groaning.
Jean - Bruce's ghostly girlfriend and Al Calavicci to his fuck-based Sam Beckett - floated through the doorway, looking at the ghost of an I-phone that she had gotten last week to help keep track of everything Bruce had to deal with. "Bruce, I-" she stopped, blinking as she looked at the tableaux before her. "What the
fuck
is going on!?"
"I'm fine..." Bruce groaned, his hands pushing himself up from the floor. A wave of jet black hair covered his face - blocking his eyes - and he reached up to brush his hair aside, revealing that his chin had become narrower and more refined, his brows thinner and less bushy. His nose was now elegantly arched. His throat was smooth and his pale skin seemed even more spotless. And, of course, he had an amazing rack.
"EEE!" Bruce sprang to
her
feet, gaping down at the tits jutting against her shirt.
"Well..." The thin girl - her glasses knocked askew, her face twisted with anger. "At least I know the thing
works
now." There was a perfect moment of silence. "You fucking
cunt
."
Bruce - Bridgette - shook her head, her hands going to her thighs, then between her legs. She squeaked. "My dick's gone! I'm okay with that. And I am
not
okay with that!" She said, biting her lip, looking at Jean. "Jean, what the fuck is going on?"
"My name's Gwendolyn," the thin girl said, staggering to her feet and grabbing the raygun off the ground. She pulled the trigger, but nothing came from the barrel but a spurt of smoke and a faint scent of pines and woodsmoke. She scowled, then threw the raygun at Bridgette. Bridgette squeaked, ducked, and managed to avoid the raygun before it hit the wall behind her and shattered into several pieces. Bridgette stood up.
"Whoa!" she said, hurriedly moving to put a large desk between her and Gwen. "Uh, lets calm down here for just-"
"I worked for WEEKS on that thing!" Gwen shouted, grabbing a saw blade from the tablesaw that sat near the center of the room. She yanked it free and hurled it like a Frisbee at Bridgette. The blade hummed as it cut through the air and Bridgette flung herself flat on the ground as the sawblade crashed into the wall and stuck, humming faintly. "Do you know how HARD it was to steal that much unobtanium!?"
"From Avatar?" Bridgette asked, sticking her head slowly out from around the table - in time to see that Gwen had gone for a sledgehammer and was holding it up, a mad glint in her eyes. Bridgette swore and scrambled backwards, getting to her feet just as Gwen hefted the hammer up and over her head, tottered backwards slightly, righted her course and started advancing, her nose flaring as her eyes flared.
"It's a REAL engineering TERM!" Gwen snarled, her voice almost breaking at the high points of each word. "It refers to ANY MATERIAL that fulfills the requirements of an engineering project that doesn't normally exist in NATURE!" She swung the hammer and smashed the linoleum of the shop class floor, sending up a spray of chips and bits of plaster. "JAMES CAMERON DID NOT INVENT IT! Stop fucking making FUN of the movie for THAT ONE WORD!" She snarled. "There were BIGGER structural PROBLEMS with AVATAR!"
"We're getting sidetracked here!" Bridgette said, backing against the wall.
"You can say that again..." Jean said, eyes locked on Bridgette's bust. "Damn, Bruce, you're
loaded
in any form, aren't you?"
Gwen panted, then hefted her sledge up.
"I'd hit her with a sig charge, right now," Jean said.
Bridgette gulped, then focused. She was an Alpha and an Omega - in the pack structure of werewolves, the sacred keepers of the balance and appointed wardens of the spirit realm, there were three forms of wolf. Alphas were able to initial erotic encounters with ease, seducing people at the snap of a finger or with a single smoldering glance. Betas were able to prolong and extend romance - being the perfect long term mates and partners. Omegas were those whose magic allowed them to...well...give mind shatteringly good orgasms. Omegas were vital for their ability to resolve many supernatural conflicts with a few thrusts, strokes, or slurps.
Being
both
gave Bridgett a great deal of power, and over the past three months of being a werewolf, Bridgett had
practiced
. She thought of her power as being a collection of 'charges' - discrete bundles of
power
created by tantric sex. The better the sex, with the more important a person, the more powerful those little packets of magical energy were. She called them minor and significant charges. She felt one of the significant charges that she had roiling in her soul, gathered from the last Fey she had fucked into unconsciousness and, with a single thought, released the charge into her body.
There, the magic of an alpha did it's thin and for a single moment, Bridgett looked like she belonged in the center of a glamor shot on a magazine cover, like she was the center of a soft focus camera shot in a cheesy but romantic movie, like she was the focus of the world and she knew it. It was like all of these things...and yet...not the same. For each of those
things
had a wiff of artificiality, a denuding effect that washed away reality and grit and imperfection and left only a hollow shell of a woman. Bridgett didn't have any of those missing pieces as she stood there - none of that sense of the unreal.
In that moment...she was beauty incarnate.
Gwen stood stock still, the sledge falling from nerveless fingers. Her cheeks tinted red and she whispered. "W-Wow..."
"Now," Bridgett said, her voice still holding the resonant sultriness that came with the aftereffects of burning a sig charge - the effect fading only slowly as she stepped forward to lay her hands on Gwen's shoulders. "Lets start from the top. Okay?"
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There were a lot of places to talk at school and Bridgett's favorite was the roof of the locker room - reached via scrambling ontop of the perpetually closed dumpsters that were parked near the fire exit into the girl's locker room. Once there, one could look at the track, the field, the forests that surrounded the edges of the suburbs. Once, when Bridgett was Bruce, she had thought that the suburb's forests were nothing more than an EPA gone wild and a distressing lack of concern for racoons. Now, she knew it was because of the subtle and not so subtle machinations of half a dozen supernatural forces.
The shadowy world that she was trying to peacekeep liked their dark woods.
"Well," Gwen said. "I'm not in the right body."
Bridgett nodded. "Trasn, huh?" She knucked her shoulder. "If so, your gun doesn't work - I'm a
girl
. A girl-ray-"
"It was a gender switching ray," Gwen said, irritated. "If you had been a girl, you'd be swinging snake right now." She sighed slowly. "And now, I need to build another one. Which means I need to..." she trailed off, shaking her head. "S-Shit, I'm here, moping about myself, and I haven't even