Author's Note: The original title of this story was A DARK AND TERRIBLE STALKER OF THE NIGHT. Unfortunately, Literotica's title requirements rendered this moot. For those of you new here, one does not need to read the first Alpha and Omega story, but it may help. And if you enjoy this story, check out my bio and find the others. Now, at the time of the writing, there is only this one and another. But...well, spoilers from the future.
I write a lot. Now, without further adieu - Alpha and Omega 2: Vampire Boffing
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Arnold Dumant LeFlurr Alamode lounged in his coffin and sighed as dramatically as he could. When no one noticed - save for a single spider that hung from the ceiling on a tiny strand of webbing - he breathed in and sighed even louder. Now, the spider swung backwards and forward like a pendulum and...still. No one noticed him.
"Woe..." Arnold whispered. "Woe is me..."
Still no response.
Arnold scowled and forced himself to sit up. His hands - narrow and wrinkled, like that of a desiccated corpse - grabbed onto the edge of the coffin and he pushed himself until he was seated. He looked around, his eyes shifting from blue to red as they focused. The world bloomed into sharp relief despite the near pitch darkness of the room he lay in. Dust covered every painting and every bit of furniture. Cobwebs spread between the arm-rests of chairs and their backs, while others filled the corners of the room like small tunnels. The door was open and lead into another corridor - the carpet of that corridor as blood red as Arnold's eyes.
"WOE IS M-"
"Sorry, master!"
Penelope hurried into the room - her hair bouncing as she sprang in. She was a young girl, barely into her senior year of high school, and was dressed in the most absurd outfit. It was frilly and poofy at once, with a white black skirt, a tight white corset that pushed her youthful bust into the air, with narrow straps that covered as little of her shoulders as possible. She held in her hands a silver tray, and sitting on the silver tray was a goblet of sloshing red liquid. She knelt beside the coffin, then set the tray on Arnold's lap.
Arnold looked at the goblet.
Then he looked at Penny.
Then he looked back at the goblet.
"...
cold
blood..." he whispered.
"Master!" Penny said, her voice firm. "You know what the doctor's said - no warm blood until they find someone from the Pack who can help you." She tapped his nose with her finger, beaming. "Once you do, you can feed on me all night! Also, did you do your homework?"
"Did I do my..." his face twisted. "I am no
mortal
, Penny. I don't need to do my
homework
."
"You were turned two days ago, Arnie," Penny said, her lips twisting slightly into a frown. "You're only a month older than me."
Arnold flung himself back into his coffin - a puff of dust bursting from around his impact. He threw one arm over his forehead, wincing at the creaking sound of his dessicated skin. He closed his eyes, hissing. "Don't
remind
me of my frail, mortal form - Penelope, I-"
"You called me Penny earlier," Penny said, her voice amused. He could tell she was smiling. "I thought that you were too refined and
elegant
for nicknamed, Master."
"I...argh!" Arnold growled, flinging his arm off of his forehead, glaring up at her. "I just want to drink you, Penny!"
"Hey!" Penny put her hands on her hips. "I'm the one who gets off every time you suck on my thigh! Do you think I
like
having to rely on Mr. Dildo, Master?" She scoffed. "I'm an eighteen year old who likes the B and the D, not a freaking Nun."
"Nuns don't
use
dildos," Arnold muttered.
Penny scoffed. She picked up the goblet, then held it to his lips. "Open wide, Master - drink it up. All of it. Very good!" She beamed. Arnold glared at her - the aftertaste, the cloying, thick aftertaste of that
blood
made him want to retch. Cold blood. Cold blood was the
worst
. His memories of being a mortal, before he had been turned, were fresh enough when he drank cold blood - it was like eating undercooked oat meal and someone else's snot.
It kept him alive.
But he didn't
like
it.
"Now!" Penny clapped her hands together. "I'll be sure to get you your homework when I go to school. Oh! And did you want to say anything to Bruce? About Jean?" She sighed, softly. If Jean hadn't died, then Arnold wouldn't be in this position. Penny hadn't been a
great
friend with Jean...but it was still a shock, to have someone so vibrant and full of life, torn from the community so shockingly, so suddenly.
"Bruce?" Arnold asked. His eyes narrowed as he looked at the ceiling - his mouth opening, then closing. He licked his fangs, before finally wheezing: "I don't remember this...
Bruce
."
"We have Bio with him," Penny said, frowning down at her vampiric master. "He made you shoot milk out your nose when you were at school last week."
Arnold sighed - dramatically - and closed his eyes. "I remember not any passing connections I made with mortals. They live mayfly existences, here today, gone tomorrow. Crushed into dust by the endless gears of ennui..."
Penny flicked him in the forehead, hard.
"Owww!" Arnold clapped his hand onto his forehead, curling up slightly. "Fine! Tell Bruce I'm sorry Jean is dead! Ow!"
Penny nodded, then beamed. "I'll bring flowers!"
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"Doooooooooooo herrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Jean whispered.
Bruce Robert Kinsey - the newest Alpha (and Omega) of the local Pack of werewolves - sighed. He loved his girlfriend - the fact that she was dead entirely nonwithstanding. And he loved that she could give him advice in the new and somewhat terrifying and strange world that he had been thrust into, ever since he had been turned from slightly pudgy and hairy teenager to slightly pudgy and very hair AND crazy muscular teenager ("It's unBEARable to watch you! It gives me PAWS! I really want to ride your COCK!" - to which he had responded with 'that's not a pun Jean' and she just stuck her tongue out at him.)
But at the end of the day, the fact that half her advice boiled down to-
"I mean, she brought flowers and everything, you're GOLDEN!" Jean said, giving him thumbs up - invisible to all save those who could see spirits - while Penelope Lopez held up a bouquet of black roses.