Bruce Robert Kinsey slowly sat up β his head aching β and tried to remember why he couldn't remember a single thing that had happened last night. Several things lurched into place, one after the other, as his vision took in the blue sky and the green leaves, then the broad sweep of the trees around him, and his skin took in the sensation of grass rubbing against his bare backside. They didn't snap into place like montage clips from a TV show with a lazy writer...instead, they came in and out of focus, like watching a soap opera's middle seasons while both not speaking the language and being held upside down underwater.
Seeing: A smiling blond girl...
Feeling: A hand caressing his belly β rubbing him.
Hearing: "I looove boys with some cush..."
Bruce blinked again.
He looked down at himself.
He was still chubby, yes. But he also had muscle there. Muscle he hadn't had before. Groggy memories reaching back into a crash course given to him by...by...
Bruce felt his heart clench. His skin tingled. He felt like he was falling again β his eyes burned and he put his hands to his face as he started to cry. He had remembered, with the same lurching feeling that he felt whenever he forgot, whether it was for one second or for a whole hour...he remembered that Jean was dead. He wasn't even in college yet, and he had still had the love of his life - killed. Crushed in a car accident, so brutally ruined that he couldn't even have an open casket funeral. And the last thing that he remembered was her wry smile and her wink as she walked away from his house...
I'll see you Monday, champ!
"Hey, you're awake!"
Bruce nodded, sliding his hands away from his face as he did so. "Yeah, Jean I- AUUUUUUUUUUGH!"
He sprang to his feet, almost stepped on a bared breast, and almost fell over a spread set of legs. The legs and breasts, fortunately, were attached to living people...but that wasn't what he was focused on. His girlfriend...his dead girlfriend was standing in the center of the forest clearing, smiling broadly at him as he gasped for air. She was just as beautiful as ever β limber and tall and athletic, with nut-brown dark skin, full breasts, perky nipples, hairless sex...buck naked...
Bruce blinked a few more times.
Then the blond girl on the ground next to him rolled onto her belly, mumbling under her breath. "Stop makin so much noise, packmate, trying to sleep..." and then she curled herself up into a tight little ball of curvacious girl and went back to sleep. There were five other naked people, clustered together β a man, two women, and two people of indeterminate gender. The smell in the air was rich with the scent of sex.
Seeing: A man's cock, sliding forward against his face.
Tasting: The warm, salty taste of him.
Feeling: Pleasure at accepting this part of himself.
Jean grinned at Bruce β but her eyes were sad. Hungry. Longing. Angry. Excited. They shifted from emotion to emotion with almost manic intensity, blocked only when she closed her eyes and shook her head from side to side. She floated forward, her hand caressing Bruce's shoulder...but it didn't. It just phased through his skin, leaving a faint, cool sense.
"Lets, uh, talk over this way," she said, quietly.
Bruce β numb and confused β walked carefully around the naked people. He noticed how he moved much more easily now...he was still a bulky boy, yes. But there was now muscle slabbed underneath his cushiness. Fresh hair grew from his chest, his back, his balls. Even the backs of his knuckles had curls of hair that seemed soft and downy. And his cock...he...well, he'd always been hung, but if he didn't miss his guess, it looked quite a bit bigger now. Jean smiled and then drew back behind a tree. There, she waited for him to stretch, shake his head...open his mouth...close it.
"What the ever loving fuck is going on?" He asked.
"Well," Jean said. "It looks like an orgy. A hell of an orgy β I'd be jealous...if...I hadn't orchestrated it." She grinned at him. "Oh my god, you took to it like a vampire takes to a goth club!" She rubbed her hands together. "This is SO AWESOME! I mean, it sucks that I'm dead, but now I can be your Jedi force ghost...but for love."
Bruce smiled at her β broadly. He couldn't help it. Even death couldn't change Jean, it seemed.
"So," Jean said, before he could speak. "Basics? You are a...well, the term you'd most easily recognize is werewolf. But we call ourselves the Pack. But I call us humpwolves!" She spread her arms wide, beaming.
"Humpwolves?" Bruce asked.
"Humpwolves!" Jean said, nodding.
"...hump...wolves..."
"Hey, it's just my pet name," Jean said, chuckling. "No one else uses it unless I force them too."
"It's quintessential Jean," Bruce said, smiling at her. "So...I'm a humpwolf now?" He looked down at himself. "Explains the hair. And muscle."
"And the orgy," Jean said, giggling.
"Doesn't explain why I'm talking to a ghost," Bruce muttered, still looking down at his body. The breeze was starting to pick up, and his skin was turning to goosebumps underneath his body hair. Not as much as it used too, but still.
"Well, the Pack exists for balance between the worlds β natural and human, spirit and physical, living and dead," Jean said, her voice growing serious. "Where a spirit is lost, we help them. Where a mage is running low on power, we recharge them. Where a vampire is adrift without support structure or blood doners, we step in. We mediate wars and keep the worlds of man and supernatural from tearing one another apart."
"...how?" Bruce asked β feeling as if he was suddenly told that he had to take the SATs all over again, except the answers and questions would be written entirely in ancient Babylonian.
"By FUCKING them!" Jean said, brightly.
Bruce put his hand over his mouth.
"Are you laughing?" Jean asked, frowning.
"Noooo," Bruce said. "Just...bleh! I am a great and powerful whampire!" He said, wiggling his fingers β his fake accent covering his giggles. "Youuu must fook me!"
"That's the worst Count impression ever," Jean said, sticking her tongue out at him. "But no, the Pack are brimming with magical energy! Even a single spurt of our delicious cum can supercharge any other member of the magical community β and we've leveraged that power and potential into a central place in the supernatural community. Also, it's hard to make war when you get fucked so hard your knees barely work!"
Bruce frowned. "That...can't be true."
"Have you noticed any magical wars waged between vampires, mages, werewolves and other sundry beasts of the night?" Jean asked, sticking her nose into the air. "Thought not!"
"Well, I-"