Hell, she never mentioned anything about being married to a wizard.
Pal particularly enjoyed bored, lonely housewives but he was careful in his relationships. He usually did some background checking and he had careful rules. He did not lie, cheat or steal and he would not claim an undying love just to get a woman on her back. But after all, he was a Satyr and Satyrs live for sex. When he saw Drew Bishop the first time, he knew he had to have her, no matter what the cost.
She was sitting with friends in a small cafΓ© he had entered just to get out of the rain. She was slightly plump with a head of golden hair, wide, green eyes and full lips. She wore a green shift that belted at the waist and emphasized her full breasts. She was nearly his perfect type. When he smiled at her, she smiled back. When he flirted, she licked her lips. When her friends left, he moved over to join her.
He ordered more coffee and he listened to her. Pal was an excellent listener, a gift gained from lots of practice. Truthfully, a woman was often extremely grateful to someone who would simply listen. Pal liked extremely grateful. He put his hand on her knee and she moved it away. He put it back and she left it there. He told her how attractive he found her, how sexy, how fascinating, how she turned him on and not a word of it was a lie. She let him play with her knee and after a while, she invited him home.
On her living room couch with the rain playing on the roof outside, he undressed her. She wasn't wearing that many clothes. The shift and her green bra ended up on the floor beside the couch. Her panties took a little longer but he finally got them off and slid into her and was rewarded her gasp of delight and amazement. Satyrs are very big.
She didn't really make a complete sentence. Instead she said, Oh Lord, Oh fuck, oh please, oh fuck." And she wrapped those short, plump thighs around his back and she heaved herself back at him, taking him as deep as she could.
Pal let his weight rest on her and he started fucking her, relishing the feel of his balls slapping her as he moved in and out. Tight and wet, her insides felt slippery like a vat of hot oil coating his prick and he felt the tension in his balls. He tried to slow down to prevent getting carried away but she wouldn't stop. Her ass was moving on the couch and she acted like she was trying to suck the marrow out of his bones through his throbbing cock.
"Wait," he started to say, because one of the rules was that the housewife was always satisfied, but she squirmed beneath him and she was just too damn good, and he was coming before he could stop himself. His prick jumped inside her and he was gushing thick wads of cum into her and it shook him all the way down to his eleven toes.
"Damn," he said. "I didn't mean to come so fast."
She wrapped her arms around him and pulled him tight and her eyes looked lovingly at him.
"It's all right. You can do it again before my husband gets home. "
"When is he due home?" Pal asked.
Not for another hour," she answered. "And it would be all right if he did catch us. That other boy ended up enjoying what he did to him."
"What other boy?" Pal asked, alarmed. "What are you talking about?"
"He was my first lover," she said, "but it wasn't so bad. He found work right down the street. There's a sort of bordello that specializes in young boys for men. And I gave him some of my stuff to wear and I taught him how to do makeup and all. He's very popular. Sometimes we get together for coffee. It's like having a sister. You could join us."
Pal stared at her in horror. His prick hadn't yet gone soft and she was starting to move her bottom again and it was sending signals to his brain that interfered with normal though process. But then he glanced at the desk at the corner and saw the plaque with the crossed wands of a wizard of the First Order and it was as if someone ducked him in cold water. His prick was out of her in a moment and he apologized but he didn't think he'd do well as a boy whore and he went running for the front door.
He was still pulling his clothes together when he stepped outside and saw a man in yellow robes coming up the walkway. The man was slender and kindly looking but the wand in his hand was decorated with tiny black beads and it was already being raised even as Pal jumped from the porch. A streak of green light missed beheading Pal by inches and then Pal was running like a startled deer across a wide, muddy meadow toward a distant tree line.
Pal was pretty fast and he could have made it easily except for having to continually dodge the bursts of green light. The wizard could move pretty fast himself and might have caught up except for having to hold the hem of his robes out of the mud. The wizard screamed and cursed and Pal's heart was pounding in his chest but he made the tree line just as one last burst of light ripped a chunk out of the back of his leg and sent him tumbling.
He was on his feet in a second, risking one glance over his shoulder to see the wizard aiming again. He ducked the next burst and then got into the thick part of the woods and he stopped to catch his breath. He kept his eyes on the wizard. The wizard had finally given up and was trudging back across the field. Pal watched him until he was sure he was not up to some kind of trick.
He collapsed on the ground and finished fastening up his trousers and shivered at the thought of what might have happened if one of those green bursts of lights had hit him there.
He examined his leg and found a nicely rounded hole in his calf. He tried to use magic but he did a poor job with the stitches. He had never been good with magic. It was getting dark and the rain had soaked into his clothes and he started thinking about making his way back to the road. But when he looked in that direction, he saw lights. For a moment he couldn't believe his eyes but the wizard hadn't given up. Instead the wizard had gone for reinforcements. Now there were several wizards walking across the muddle field holding torches.
The torches were about twenty feet apart and it was easy to see what they were doing. Somebody knew about satyrs and their fear of woods and the creatures within. Satyrs preferred roads and cities and people and Pal was no exception. The idea of turning back into the dense wood made him shudder, but the thought of a burst of green light exploding his maleness made him shudder even more.
He had little time to make up his mind because the torches were approaching fast. Taking a deep breath, he plunged back into the shadowy wood. There was no trail. Branches pulled at him and a couple of times he found himself tangled up in thorny vines, but he had no choice. He kept moving and he left the torches far behind. He also got himself so lost that he no longer knew the direction of the road. He was scratched and miserable and his leg throbbed. His only consolation was the thick canopy of trees kept the rain off him.
Finally, he could go no farther and he stopped. The darkness was impenetrable and all around him he could hear slithering noises. He backed up against a tree and stood motionless. He was near panic. At any moment he expected some terrible creature to come upon him. When a hand fell upon his shoulder, he yelped and jumped like a cat-demon had bitten him.
"Be still, you fool," a feminine voice hissed. "He smells your blood but he can't see well. Keep still and he'll think you're a tree."
"What will?" Pal asked miserably.
"The Wok, you fool. Now shut up."
Pal shut up. He had never seen a Wok but he had heard of them. There was rustling in the brush nearby and Pal might have bolted if not for the restraining hand on his shoulder. Instead he remained very still and the Wok came out of the woods sniffing the air. Except for the odd golden glow around the Wok, Pal wouldn't have been able to see him. He wished he couldn't for the beast stood upright like a man but his head was more of a bear with huge shiny teeth that glittered in the golden light. Those teeth could have easily ripped Pal's flesh from his bones. The hand on his shoulder tightened as the Wok sniffed the air and then looked directly at Pal. Pal had never been so terrified. He was sure the Wok could hear his heart hammering in his chest.
The beast looked at him for a while and then shook his massive head and went back into the brush. Pal realized he had been holding his breath and he let it out with a shudder. His legs no longer supported him and he slid downwards until he was sitting on his backside on the cold wet ground.
"Here," the feminine voice told him. "Let me do something about the wound or the Wok's will keep coming around."
He groaned as she ripped his sloppy stitches out and replaced them with stitches of her own. The bleeding stopped and he thanked her. He couldn't see her very well but she seemed small and slender and she smelled of wood smoke. It wasn't unpleasant. Her leg brushed his and he felt himself getting aroused.