While she went to adjust her application -- which really was just going back in and hitting 'submit' every couple of minutes until the system agreed that yes, the two applications matched up -- he prowled back over to the couch to find his dropped warphone. Flicking through his contacts, he found the one he needed and hit 'dial'.
A few moments later, the guy on the other side picked up. "Dude!! She
dumped
you?!?"
"Christ," his muzzle made him growl, "news travels fast. Look, is the Playpen in use?"
"Not until Saturday. Your rut comin' on?"
"About... five hours, maybe sooner. I'm gonna need setup, takedown, and cleaning."
"You know the rules -- you ain't helpin', you're payin' dubs."
"Well, I ain't got sixty on me, but you know I'm good for it." He frowned at the slanted couch.
"Plus the guarantee of helpin' out the next three times."
"As long as it ain't Saturday, yeah."
"Huh. Sounds to me like you got a wolfhound."
He grunted; finding a partner this close to his rut was unlikely, and a man or woman who was particularly drawn to sex with werewolves -- a 'wolfhound,' not someone who was a wolf, but someone who 'hunted' them, basically a slut for weres -- was the most likely candidate to avoid the pit. "That I do not. Can we do it?" Picking up the end of the couch, he started twisting off the unbroken legs.
"... yeah, okay. Gimmie the address."
He did. "Call when you pull in so I can unlock, right?"
"What, you gonna be naked?"
"Naked, hard, and deep."
"Well, fuck. That's a good reason for stayin' out of setup and takedown. Two and two on the door."
"Appreciate that. I'd hate to have to kill you guys." He put the couch back down, moving to the other side to retrieve the broken legs.
"Hah! Shrimp like you, any time."
"Y'know, I might just take you up on that -- next week."
The guy on the other end laughed. "Sure thing. Be about an hour, hour and a half to put together."
"Cool. Lookin' forward to the call."
Both of them hung up at pretty much the same time as he found the broken legs. Inspecting them, his shaft gave a pulse as a fresh wave of her scent hit him.
"Who was that?"
Turning, he looked at her, heart pounding harder, cock throbbing obscenely. This was why he never went war-form around her: he could smell her, smell everything about her, and everything about her made him want to either bundle her up and keep her safe (which she would hate, and would kill him for trying), or strip her naked and fuck a billion babies into her. Which it sounded like she might not hate, might be interested in trying. It didn't used to be like that; they'd always gone after different people.
Now, though -- well, now was different, apparently. And things were gonna change. He wasn't sure he liked that -- as a matter of personality, change wasn't something he really
liked
-- but he was willing to give this particular one a chance. "Guy I know. He and some helpers are gonna come over and save us that cleaning bill."
Her eyebrows went up as he started rearranging her living room -- or rather, started just moving everything but the now-on-the-floor couch into the 'dining' area. "You invited people over? To
my
apartment??"
"I -- yeah, I did, shit, sorry. Didn't think of it that way. Look, I've been on the setup team before. I get a phone call when they're outside, I go unlock the door, we'll be in the bedroom or the bathroom. They'll knock, announce themselves, set shit up, and be out of here in, like, five minutes. Never even see you, forget the address as soon as they leave."
"They're gonna know
where I live
."
"And I'll know by their voices exactly who to fucking torture and kill if you so much as get a strange guy who ain't a Mormon Elder knocking at your door."
She looked up at him, her heartbeat finally slowing down. "Dude.
Not
kosher."
"I'm sorry, truly. I didn't think."
"I think you were thinking with the
little
head. Though," she added, her eyes finally dropping, "that head ain't exactly
little
."
His ears flattened in embarrassment. "Sorry!! And, uh, thanks, I guess."
"What're they gonna do?"
"Bring a big-ass water-resistant canvas to drape over the room, and a bunch of gymnastics crash mats and shit for comfort."
Her eyebrows lifted. "That can't be cheap."
"It isn't organized, really. It gets passed along, stuff gets replaced when it's breaking down or getting uncleanable. Thirty bucks normally when the guy helps out, sixty since I plan on being occupied; the extra goes to the guys on the team."
"And the thirty?"
"Cleaning cost and replacement kitty."
She looked at her now-tightly-packed dining area, the Ikea bookshelves turned to present their backs to the rest. "How big is this canvas?"
"Like, thirty by forty?"
She whistled. "Pretty big. I guess the couch is there to -- hey, I didn't say you could wrap me upmmmphh!!" There was silence for a moment, then a low, shameless moan from where he held her face to the puddle on his chest. She pushed herself back, still held by his arm, and said, "Okay, that's a lot of cum, but we're definitely gonna need to renew it for a
really
good face-planting."
He laughed, ducking his head to nuzzle at the absurdly generous amount covering her face. "You wanna jack me off
again??
" He licked her, tasting his spunk and her scent blended; it made him want to pin her down. It made him want to ask her to take the fucking Lover-Six.
"Fuck yeah. I want -- god, all sorts of kinky cum stuff," she said as her hands curled around his member and began to stroke; her eyes didn't leave his dick as she spoke. "I want you to stroke and nut all over me, just splatter a massive fucking load all over my face and bod. I want to make you cum into a pitcher, again and again, then have you pour it over me so I can bathe in it."
"That's... actually, that's kinda hot."