A Radiant Christmas: The Tail of the Santa Claws.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a soul was stirring not even a mouse.
Mainly because they were shit scared of the five Claws, one Nightstalker, one Archnakai, two super mutants, one synth as well numerous heavily armed humans that were all gathered around the roaring fireplace all celebrating this curious little holiday the humans of the group called Christmas, so yeah the mice weren't fucking stupid.
"I'm still not sure about this holiday my love, is there any particular reason we must wear these things?" Vess said looking at Chris as she lifted her tail to look at the woollen tail warmer that was wrapped around her thick tail like a giant white, green and red tube sock.
It perfectly matched the woollen jumper that she was currently rocking that was pulled rather taught due to her sizeable bust, it also matched the little red hat that was attached to her head by the little loops of wool that had been tied around her horns to make two pretty little bows on either side of her head.
"Oh stop complaining auntie I think that this is a rather charming celebration and I for one am thankful for the extra warmth during this season, these nuclear winters can be miserable, you know how long the pack used to spend in the nest during this time of year," Visa said sliding her rather sizeable rear intoSeven'ss lap while using the frame of the chair to take the majority of her weight while she wrapped her equally woollen wrapped tail around her human.
Visa as well as the rest of the Claws and indeed all of the others were all rocking a variety of Christmas wear made in thick warm wool that Malakai had been busily weaving into amazing designs covered in green pine trees as well as other odd designs that looked to be little animals that reminded them of Radstags but with much bigger antlers that appeared to be pulling a sledge of some kind.
"I think they are rather nice and I for one want to thank Malakai for all of his hard work the designs are beautiful and these things are beautifully warm just what we need in this bloody temperature," Shepherd said snugglinherselflf into Passa's lap and cradling her hot drink which was a warm fruit drink mixed with whiskey to warm her both outside and in.
"Agreed these things are nice and warm, beautiful work as always Malakai," Seven said gesturing out from behind Visa's sizeable frame towards Malakai who was sitting by the large stone fireplace looking like a spider-shaped loaf with Wisp sat on his abdomen also wrapped in wool and cradling a warm drink.
"Thank you, actually it was fun to work on, I don't get to use wool very often but that vacuum-sealed crate of the stuff we found in that mall was a saviour of spiders sent gift especially given the weather outside, damn glad we stocked up on provisions, something tells me we might be locked in here for a while given the snow outside," Malakai said his little bobble hat bobbing around as his head turned and leaned to look around Visaoh-so-pretty
"Oh no locked in a luxurious underground bunker all winter with my male what ever will I do to keep warm?' Gregory said playing with the fluffy ball that was hanging off the red and white woollen tail warmer that Ven was wearing wrapped around his thick tail.
Ven purred softly and wrapped said thick tail around his human's waist letting it sit in his lap as Gregory rested both his hands and his drink on it as he stoked it with one hand and held his drink with the other.
"Oh I'm sure we'll think of something sweet thing," Ven growled softly.
It's traditional my love, I know Claw traditions are different but if you are going to love a human you should at least try to experience our traditions while I try to embrace yours," Chris said as Vess took a leaf from her niece's book by picking up her little human male and carrying him over to a large armchair and planting him on the seat before planting herself on his lap as the chair protested under her weight.
"Hmmm you are right these clothes are at least warm and I will say they do very much add to your aesthetic appeal and will whet my even more as I imagine peeling yet more layers from your body," she growled sappetiteaking Chris swallow hard but he still reached up and patted her massive thighs and her sizable rump which was spreading out over his lap.
Vess turned and looked at Seven, "Are there any more human holiday and Christmas traditions that I should be aware of?" she asked and he smiled at her as he lovingly stroked Visa's large tail and thighs.
"Oh many, put this way why do you think I spent so long looking for a bloody mistletoe bush?" he said and Vess cocked her large head in obvious confusion.
"What is this mistletoe and what is its significance?" she asked and Ven gave her a sly smile and then pointed upward causing her to look up to see a little bough of it floating above her head.
Chris also looked up before glancing at Seven and then shooting him a warm smile he patted Vess's large thighs in a way that said he needed to get up and of course, the large female Claw shifted her ample rear to allow him to shift out from under her but no sooner had he managed to get to his feet he whirled around on the spot grabbed the front of her jumper and pulled her into a deep long kiss which froze the big Claw up like she'd just short-circuited.
Now all of the non-humans looked from the spectacle to Seven for an explanation to which he simply pointed upwards and when they found one bough floating above each of them all of their human lovers responded accordingly including Seven himself but it appeared that Visa was Wiley and ready for him, so instead of him getting his surprise kiss on her she grabbed him and yanked him in while shoving her tongue into his mouth.
"It's traditional to kiss someone who has a sprig of mistletoe above their head, a kiss under the mistletoe is an ancient tradition dating back hundreds of years," Chris said filling in the gaps as Seven was kinda indisposed by the long claw tongue currently filling his cheeks.
Suddenly Chris was yoinked off his feet by Vess who gripped him under his arms and planted her mouth over his and kissed him so deeply that he tongue filled his mouth completely, when they parted he was breathless and flushed, "Oh this human tradition I can really can get behind, if you are meant to kiss whatever is underneath it maybe I should hand a sprig of it from my tail root what do you think my little human?' Vess purred softly.
"I don't think you need it," he said and she growled deeply before planting him back in the chain and planting her sizeable rear end back into his lap though this time she applied a little more of her weight onto him to keep him in place.
As Vess glanced around the room there were suddenly lots of rather flushed and breathless humans around her all looking somewhat flustered, a warm smile lit her face, "So Seven what other traditions should I know about?" she asked as Visa planted herself back in his lap wiggling herself around until she got herself comfortable.
"Well one of the most popular traditions is to tell stories while sitting around a roaring fire with good friends and family, this is usually done while enjoying an alcoholic drink," he said.