Authors Note:
So I kinda felt bad for having a Kejourou as a bad guy for my HIS stories- they are actually one of my favorite MG's- so I figure a nice little smut piece would make me feel better. Enjoy.
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Ah ChiChi's, the seediest strip club this side of town, where no upstanding, moral man would ever go or be seen at. And yet there I was as I sat at it's bar. Ever since the #Metoo, #Youtoo and the #Ustwo brand of feminist special interest shut down the Craigslist Casual Encounters side of the website, my best friend was going nuts. He's a solid horndog of a skinny, handsome son of a bitch and I hate him for it. His only downfall is he sucks at asking women out in person which was why he loved Craigslist. With that avenue forever gone, he was now forced to do what all horny guys did back before the magic of the internet- go to a strip club.
Of course he's too chicken shit to go alone, which was why he's dragging my ass along with him. I really don't want to go, strip clubs aren't my thing and after the divorce, I really want to just do the MGTOW deal. But then bastard pulls out an IOU I gave him from way back in college and now here I am sitting at the bar, with loud shitty techno music playing watching nasty old men throw dollar bills at girls that would rather be anywhere else. While all this is going on, my friend is having his fun in the back room after paying a couple 'working girls' here for the VIP special.
"Why hello there, why are you here all alone?" Says a lovely ebony gal, dressed in her very best white bikini.
"Eh, my dumb ass friend dragged me here. I'm just killing time while he finishes whatever he's doing." I shrug with a small smile.
"Well how bout you and I go have some fun, it's not fair that your friends the only one enjoying himself." She replies seductively.
"I uh, I'm kinda shy. How- how about I buy you a drink and let's just see where things go?" I ask. Now the one thing to consider is while my friend is skinny, handsome and attractive where I tend to be the exact opposite. I'm a bit chubby at 230lbs to be exact - doc says I should be 200 at max, and I was decidedly not handsome or attractive according to female friends. Women coming on to me is a bit scary and even now so after the old ball and chain and I called it quits.
The ebony beauty thinks about it for a moment, shrugs and says,
"Why not, I got some time to kill."
Grabbing a couple of beers from the bartender, I hand her one and decide to take a chance with a come on, taken from a favorite movie of mine.
"So ... what's a dazzling urbanite such as yourself doing in a rustic setting such as this?" I ask with a charming smile- or at least what I hope is one.
She stops mid sip of her beer, puts the bottle down and frowns at me.
"Is that suppose to be some kind of racist joke?"
"Huh? No... it's from a movie- Blazing Saddles."
"Oh, so what, you think I'm a lesbian now?" She says in a loud, angry voice. People start to turn and stare at us as I begin to sweat profusely.
"Wh-what? No! I never said that! It was just a joke! It's from a movie! It was a joke!" I cry. God damn it, doesn't anyone watch classic movies now a days?
A large beefy hand settles itself on my shoulder. Looking over I see King Kong's cousin, a giant, bald muscular white guy wearing a black T shirt with white letters on the chest that says 'Security.'
"Time to go, pal."
"Wait, it wasn't anything bad, it was from a movie!" Seriously, no ones seen that movie before?
"Leave on your own two legs or not, your choice." He growls.
Choosing the path that doesn't end up with me getting my ass kicked, I follow Kong's instructions and walk out.
Making my way over to a nearby bench I sit down and sigh as I take out my pack of Black and Milds. Yeah, I know they're really bad for me, but after tonight- I deserve one. Grabbing out my phone I text my jackass buddy that I got kicked out and was hanging out in front. Not expecting a response, I throw the phone back in my pocket and focus on enjoying my mini cigar.
I must be really out of it because next thing I know, there's this drop dead gorgeous Asian woman sitting next to me, dressed in some sort of... short asiany dress thing that looks like a bathrobe. Her skin is porcelain white and her glossy black hair reaches down to the ground as the light from the neon signs above shine off it. Holy bejesus, I think I'm in love.
"May I get one?" She asks shyly with an accent, while pointing at my cigar.
Shrugging, I take out the pack and hand it to her along with my Zippo. Nodding her thanks, a coil of her long hair reaches up, grabs it, puts the small cigar in her mouth, lights it and then hands me back my pack and lighter. I fight to keep myself calm as I pocket everything. She- she's not human- is she one of them... Mammamonals or whatever that I keep hearing about? I try to remember anything I can- I knew they appeared after some crazy storm or something, a whole continent full of them. I would have expected to see someone like her in a big city, not some one horse dump such as this one and especially not at a strip club!
Inhaling deeply, then blowing out a thick puff of white smoke, she grins over at me.
"It's good, never had this before."
"Uh... yeah they are. They're my favorite." I say awkwardly to her.
Still smiling she reaches her hand over to me and says, "Yumi."
I stare at it for a second. I didn't really watch the news too terribly much, way too depressing, but I never really heard anything bad about her kind. I decide to throw caution to the wind and reach over to grasp it.
"Bob."
"Why are you out here Bob? Why not inside looking at the pretty girls." She asks with a coy grin, while leaning back on the bench. Her breasts push against her robe, bringing them to my attention. A full C cup or better if I'm any judge. Definitely more than the ex.
"I uh, got kicked out. I said a... joke to one of the girls and she didn't like it, I guess." I tell her while flicking some ash off my pant leg.
She blows another large puff of smoke out as she's listening to me intently.