I was a little disoriented when I woke up Saturday morning. I had a few vague memories of fucking some guy at a party, but it seemed more like a dream than anything else. Some lingering soreness in my pussy let me know that I had indeed been fucked pretty hard last night. I couldn't remember the guy to save my life though.
I know, it must sound pretty slutty of me to fuck some guy and have no memory of him the next morning. I'll even admit that I've had more than my fair share of casual sex, but I've never drawn a blank like this before. I wonder if he slipped me something. Asshole.
I shrugged it off. I enjoyed it well enough, and as long as he was smart enough to wear a rubber, I didn't really care. Having solved enough of the mystery to satisfy my immediate curiosity, I took a quick look at the clock. Ten a.m. Good thing I don't have to work. I considered catching another hour or two of sleep, but I thought that would be lazy even by my standards.
Getting out of bed might have been a mistake. A sudden wave of nausea hit me as a stumbled out from under the covers and I bolted for the toilet. Luckily, nothing came up. As I slumped to the ground next to the bathtub, I started to feel a little bloated in addition to my nausea. It was way early for my period, so I figured it was gas or something.
I started feeling a little better after a while, so I went to get some cereal. Normally I eat a light breakfast if I eat breakfast at all, but today I put away three bowls of cereal and a banana before I was satisfied. Corn flakes were as good a hangover cure as any.
After breakfast, I went through my morning ritual. Brush my teeth, take a shower, etc. I decided to say in for the day, so I threw on an old t-shirt and a cheap pair of panties. My room was a disaster, so figured now was as good a time as any to clean up. The nausea was gone, but the bloating persisted. It wasn't painful at all, I just felt really full.
About an hour later, I plopped down in front of the TV to catch one of my noon soaps. Yes, I'm a soap junkie. Sue me. Anyway, as I watched Carlos profess his undying love to his blind step-sister, I became aware of two things. One, I was becoming increasingly horny. Two, my gut was starting to stick out.
At first I was a little depressed. I assumed that I was getting fat and using Latin soap actors as masturbatory aides. I was a carton of chocolate ice cream away from a stereotypical menopausal meltdown. Around one thirty I guiltily threw together a sandwich. Standing up made my gut less pronounced, but I still felt fat. I poked and prodded my stomach, but it felt as taught as ever, just rounder. Weird.
Turns out that sandwich wasn't nearly enough. I added soup and some leftover pizza to the mix, which helped, but I still felt a little hungry afterwards. In addition to being hungry, I was still crazy horny. I'd never felt like this before. Usually somebody has to be doing something to me in order for me to get worked up like this.