Author's note: This is my first story, so please just bear with me. I hope you enjoy it.
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"Remember, no refunds!" he said as he handed me the key. He didn't let go of it as I took it.
"I know, I know," I said impatiently.
"I mean it," he said. "Everyone agrees until they get scared. Then they come running back screaming about discounts and refunds."
"But I won't," I said.
"That's what they all say," he said, letting go of the key.
"Well, I signed the contract, didn't I? No use arguing then, is there?"
He didn't reply. He just got into his car and drove off, leaving me and the house behind.
The house itself didn't look too bad. It was pretty old, yes, but other than that it didn't look like anything special. It was located in a pretty isolated spot, but as it was standing on the top of a small hill the view was pretty good. From here you could see fields, forests and a river running into a lake. The small town was barely visible from here.
I'd rented the house for the weekend and had chosen it for the same reason that the owner was so adamant about the no refunds policy. The owner rented it out as a vacation home, but it hadn't been the cash machine he'd hoped for. First of all because there weren't all that many tourists staying in the area.
It was a beautiful place, but there weren't all that much more to it, so if you were looking for tourist attractions you'd be better off practically anywhere else. Second, if you were just looking for a place to get away from everything, it wasn't quite secluded enough. The main road passed by not even half a mile away and the small town was close enough to break the feeling of being all by yourself.
Third, and most importantly, no one stayed more than one or two nights. That's when they were demanding their money back. They claimed they'd been spooked. That they weren't alone in the house. A few even went as far as using the words "ghost" or "haunted". I, being a skeptic, decided to spend the weekend here. Not believing in ghosts, I was convinced the owner was behind it all.
My suspicion was that he rented out the house to whoever was interested, then scared them away by playing tricks on them. It would be pretty easy money. Rent the house to someone for a week, then scare them away after a day or two and keep the money. That way, it would be vacant and ready for the next person far sooner, and it would be far less work getting the house ready for them if the previous guest never had the time to make a mess. Just change the sheets and voila; good to go. So I'd rented the house for the weekend, intent on revealing the con.
I'd been told about the house by a friend that was pretty into these things. I don't know how much he actually believed in ghosts, but he was very interested in them. He'd found the house on one of those social media sites where people shared their paranormal experiences, and as soon as he told me about it I'd decided to rent it. It was only a couple of hours by car, and I figured it'd be a nice getaway, if nothing else.
As the owner drove away, I locked myself into the house and had a look around. It was nice. Cozy, even. The view was pretty, but I wouldn't go as far as beautiful. The living room was roomy and charming. Old furniture, a fireplace and an old Waterbury clock, giving off a loud ticking sound. The kitchen was small, but would do nicely for the duration of my stay. The garden behind the house was well kept, with a hammock and some garden furniture. As it was October, I wouldn't be using either of those things, but at least they were there.
It was still early afternoon, and I was impatiently looking forward to tonight. I still can't tell exactly why I wanted to expose this guy other than for my own satisfaction. It wasn't some sense of justice or anything like that. I wasn't that self righteous. Neither was it because I was trying to prove something. I just... wanted to. For fun, I guess.
As night fell, I got ready for bed early. Other than reading, there wasn't very much to do around here, so I could just as well read in bed as anywhere else in the house. After reading for while I killed the lights and tried to sleep, but I wasn't really sleepy. I grabbed my phone and watched some porn, thinking it might help if I jerked off. It did, and not long after I was dozing off.