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"Seriously? There are centaurs here? That is so cool." Domino gave Samir a dirty look when he laughed at her later in the day, they were sitting together on a couch in front of the television where they'd just been watching a movie as they waited for their dinner to finish cooking. Samir had made a casserole.
"Yes, they're certainly cool. But they're moody and when they mate, it's not exactly timid." Samir shook his head at her, the small blond had asked him what types of non-humans worked for Mr. Hughes. Yet another conversation topic that didn't involve the angel that they had both been thinking about throughout the day.
"I don't think any of you non-humans are timid when it comes to mating." She muttered as she crossed her legs in front of her, her back resting comfortably against the couch.
"Not really." He nodded, he couldn't think of any.
"So besides centaurs, who else?"
"There's a female vampire that comes here, and I suppose Mr. Hughes will have to hire a new male vampire. He already hired on a new pack of werewolves from the Boston area."
"Do non-humans want to get a job here?"
Samir shrugged, "There are a few places like this around the world. This is the only one in North America, though, and I think it's probably the one with the most rules. But that just makes it safer for our guests, and our non-humans."
"What kind of rules do the other ones not have?" That made her curious.
"No pain, Mr. Hughes is big on that one, no injury to anyone involved."
"That's a good rule."
"No pregnancies, the women who come here are given a meal each morning that contains birth control. Only Chrysanthulus can make a woman pregnant and take her to term."
"What is Chrysanthulus?"
"A plant creature...who lives at the bottom of the lake. He fucks women and within six hours or so, they give birth to his little baby plant creatures." He smiled at the look of wonder in her eyes.
"Which is why I can't swim in the lake."
He nodded, "Precisely."
"We also aren't supposed to tell personal details to the clients, or try to get involved with them." He told her.
"So Anya broke that rule big time, huh?"
He grinned mischievously, "Yeah, she did. But it was only partially her fault, light sirens make us all go a little starry eyed. When she left, everyone around here moped around for weeks. But she didn't really break the rules until after she left. She found Grigory's phone number in her lawyer's office and tracked him down to find him and the rest of his pack."
"Her lawyer had a werewolf's number?"
He nodded, "Mr. Bricker was the one who sent Anya to us. He's an incubus."
"A lawyer who is really a sex demon. That's funny."
"He hears that all the time." Samir ran a hand through his blond hair.
"Any more rules?"
"Let's see, the clients only get one appointment with each of the non-humans that they visit. They also don't choose who they see. Some places, you can make appointments with certain non-humans."
"Self-serve sex." Her words made him chuckle again and he shook his head at her.
"Sometimes you remind me of Anya, she talks like that sometimes."
"I don't know if I like hearing that, I'm not really happy that she made Mr. Hughes disfigure himself over her." She frowned, turning slightly so that she could face him more easily on the couch.
"We're not talking about that, remember?"
"Oh, I know, but I can still be upset to see him go through so much pain. At first, when I got here, I didn't really like him, he seemed like sort of a sourpuss. But he is trying to help me have this baby. I didn't realize that his shitty mood was because he had a broken heart and that he had cut off his wings, Jesus, he cut through bone, Samir."
He shook a little beside her and nodded, "Did you know that we have a male and female dragon working here?"
"No fucking way, those are real, too?"
"Yup, and elves are real, there are a bunch of different kinds of them, actually, and they don't all get along, nor are they all light or dark. I've met some real jerks over the years. Mermaids, satyrs, fauns, you name it, most of the non-humans you've read about over the years are real." Samir was glad he got her off of Mr. Hughes again, he really wasn't ready to discuss how he felt about what the angel had done to himself.
"So like, we're talking Chronicles of Narnia menagerie. That is so amazing. But, if you all want to remain so secret to humans, how come there are so many books and things out there about all of you?"
"You might be surprised to realize, or maybe not, that some non-humans have a sense of humor, or a desire to spread truth or lies, about their own kind, and many have penned books on the matter."
"Oh really." She thought, wondering suddenly what kind of non-human C.S. Lewis might have been, or Tolkien.
"Hold the phone. Dwarves? Please tell me there is a Kili and Fili running around somewhere, that would be, oh. Yeah, I would totally get in trouble with Alexandru if they were real, I totally would." She rushed out excitedly and Samir laughed at her again.
"They are books, Domino, not non-fiction about actual non-humans. There aren't hobbits, there are no dwarves that look like any of the characters in the movies, orcs are totally fiction."
"Aslan? Big adorable lion?"
"Domino, that was a lion with a voice, an allegory for Jesus." Samir chuckled, standing when he heard the timer go off.
"I know that, but he was my favorite character in the books." She stood up too, and pulled her pole with her over to the dining room table.
"Just don't believe everything that you read in books, or see in movies about non-humans. I'm sure you've already guessed that there is a ton of misinformation out there, seeing as how you're pregnant by a vampire and all." He winked at her as he pulled the casserole out of the oven.
"Yeah, I get that, Samir. I'm sure all the ambiguities and misinformation are actually helpful, and keep your identities a secret." Domino watched him dish some food onto two plates. He did eat more than her. She'd watched him down a pizza few hours ago and she'd been able to only eat a slice after the large lunch they'd had earlier.
"They help, but every once in a while, when you hear someone claiming they saw Bigfoot, or seeing someone fly, they really did see Bigfoot, or see someone fly." He chuckled as he sat down after putting a plate of food on the table for each of them.
"I feel like I stepped into a Grimm tale or something."
"A really really sexy Grimm tale." He said under his breath and Domino giggled at him as she forked some of the casserole into her mouth.
"Wait, you said that Mr. Hughes has a rule that you can't get the girls here pregnant. There are places like this where the girls get pregnant?" That surprised her.
"Well, humans can't birth all non-human babies, so sometimes, it just isn't feasible, like with satyrs and centaurs and vampires. Except you, rule-breaker. But some non-humans can mate and sire children with humans. Werewolves, elves, witches..." He took a bite of his food instead of finishing his sentence.
"Can giants have babies with humans?"
"Giant women can. Giant babies in human girls, that can be a little tricky." He cocked an eyebrow at her and she thought about it for a moment. If the baby morphed inside of the woman, that could be catastrophic, she supposed.
"Yeah, that doesn't sound like a lot of fun. So...have you had any children with any other colossus?"
"That kind of goes in the private details category." He said before putting more food in his mouth.
"Well good thing I'm not a client then..." Domino smiled at him and he chuckled.