"You'll have to take Sex Education today for 4C, Miss Martin."
Just the words I'd been longing to hear, I don't think.
"Why me? Doesn't Mrs Annot take that?"
"Normally," said the Principal with a grin, "but she just called in sick and you're the only one with free time for that period. Don't worry. The kids are only around fifteen. You can handle then with no problems."
"Oh, no worries normally," I agreed, "but, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that moron Carlos in 4C? And he's not fifteen by a long shot."
"Yes, Carlos is in 4C and I'll admit he's been held back a few times but you shouldn't call him a moron."
True, I shouldn't. Why insult morons? Carlos was eighteen and labouring under the weight of a huge ego. I'd tell him to his face that he was a dumb, insensitive jerk, but he wouldn't know what I meant.
The sex ed. class was the last class of the day. That made taking it doubly annoying, because with no duties for that period I could normally go home early. Still, his lordship had spoken and I had to do or die.
Now I'm only in my early twenties. Having to get up in front of a bunch of sniggering teenagers and do sex ed. was not high on my list of favourite pastimes, but I fronted up manfully and went about the task. The killer look and nasty snarl I gave at the first snigger helped, reminding the class that I did have a certain reputation as being the wrong teacher to annoy.
I was quite gratified to find that Carlos just sat back with a bored look on his face and said nothing. He'd undoubtedly sat through this class before. Several times probably, without learning anything.
All in all the class went quite well and I was feeling quite pleased with myself as I dismissed everyone. As it was the day's final class everyone piled out fast while I gathered my things together.
Someone coughed and I looked up to see Carlos standing there. That immediately struck me as odd because it was home time and I'd never known Carols to voluntarily speak to a teacher. It also struck me that he had a real smirk on his face.
It suddenly dawned on me that I was alone with Carlos in what is really quite a secluded classroom. I also remembered hearing one of the students telling another girl to make sure she was never alone with Carlos. She also had a second piece of advice that I couldn't quite remember, but for some reason it was nagging at my mind.
I put on my teacher persona and gave Carlos a professional smile.
"Yes, Carlos? Is there something you want?"
"Um, yes, Miss Martin. I've got a couple of question about the sex education."
Actually, I'm paraphrasing what he said and shall continue to do so. What he actually said was more in the order of "I got questions about this fucking stuff".
"And what is it you want to know?"
"What does a guy do if his cock is too big for a girl?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"If a guy's got a big cock and the girl is tiny, what happens?"
"Nature allows for that," I told him. "The woman's passage can expand quite a bit. I don't think it'll be a problem."
"But what if," he says, unzipping and hauling out his cock, fully erect, "he's big like this. How can a woman handle that?"
I gave his erection a disparaging look. It wasn't that big. Struggling to make average in my opinion, but then again, I wasn't viewing it through his enormous ego.
"Don't worry. You'll have no problems. Now I have to go."