Hal stood there frowning, contemplating the lovely young woman who was standing in front of him. The lovely, naked, young woman who was standing in front of him. She had just stepped out of the bathroom as he was approaching, and was now staring at him, shocked.
She was a natural blonde of about twenty. The little tuft down below proved she hadn't dyed her hair. She looked fit and healthy and, in Hal's opinion, had very nice breasts.
Hal sighed. It wasn't that he didn't enjoy looking at naked young women. It was just that he hadn't expected to see her here and didn't really want her here.
"You're Dianne, aren't you? What," demanded Hal, "are you doing here?"
"Me?" exclaimed Dianne indignantly. "I live here. Who are you and what are you doing here? I'll thank you to leave immediately."
"You're a working girl, Dianne. Today is not a public holiday. Why aren't you at your office?"
"I have a rostered day off, if it's any of your business. Will you go away or I'll scream."
"You normally have your RDO on a Friday, not in the middle of the week," Hal pointed out.
"I swapped. I was under the impression I didn't need the approval of a complete stranger before I did so. Again, who are you, what are you doing here and why won't you go away?" said an increasingly frustrated Dianne.
"I'm working these units today. Everyone's supposed to be out, including you. I'm a professional burglar and I've set the whole day aside to clean out all these units. You're the one who's not supposed to be here."
"The hell you're robbing us," snapped Dianne. "I'm calling the police."
"Don't bother. Obviously I'm not going to burgle the place with you standing here, but if you don't want me to come back I suggest you put in some decent locks. The one's you've currently got are crap."
"You can just bet I will. Now will you just go away!!!"
"OK. Keep your shirt on. I'm going.
Actually, come to think of it, you don't have a shirt on, do you?"
Hal gave what could only be considered an evil smile as his gaze went from annoyed to appreciative.
"You know, I think I deserve some compensation from having you wreck my working day. I'll let you apologise in bed."
Dianne was suddenly aware of her nudity. Anger at finding this stranger in her home had over-ridden any self-consciousness up to that point, but finding herself being regarded the way he was doing now had a way of driving the point home.
"No way am I going to bed with you, you horrible man," snarled Dianne. "Just get the hell out of here before I scream."
"Unfortunately, I am indeed a horrible man," said Hal with a smirk. "No-one is home in the other units, so no-one will hear if you scream."